Dragon Age 2 anti-hype thread [PLEASE POST IN NEW THREAD]

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  • CheesecakeRecipeCheesecakeRecipe "Should not be allowed to post in the Steam Thread" - Isorn Squalor Victoria, Squalor Victoria!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Maou wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Maou wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Wynne has the best banters in the game

    Especially if you're playing a female Warden in a relationship with Alistair.
    Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
    Wynne: Canary.
    Alistair: What?
    Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
    Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
    Wynne: (Chuckles) You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
    Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
    Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?
    Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
    Wynne: Certainly.
    Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
    Wynne: Of course.
    Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.

    I swear the banter in DA is better writing than most everything else Bioware has ever done.

    But the worst merchant banter.

    "Enchantment x 10"
    If you don't like Sandal I believe you're not human.

    Endgame quote:
    "Enchantment?"
    "You're surrounded by Darkspawn corpses! What happened here!?"
    "ENCHANTMENT!"

    We need an option to kill him and then drink his blood and get permanently enchanted.
    :winky:

    This is the worst idea. D:

    CheesecakeRecipe on
  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The new thread is up for all your anti-Dragon Age 2 needs.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=132377

    Dashui on
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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Maou wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Maou wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Wynne has the best banters in the game

    Especially if you're playing a female Warden in a relationship with Alistair.
    Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
    Wynne: Canary.
    Alistair: What?
    Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
    Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
    Wynne: (Chuckles) You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
    Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
    Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?
    Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
    Wynne: Certainly.
    Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
    Wynne: Of course.
    Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.

    I swear the banter in DA is better writing than most everything else Bioware has ever done.

    But the worst merchant banter.

    "Enchantment x 10"
    If you don't like Sandal I believe you're not human.

    Endgame quote:
    "Enchantment?"
    "You're surrounded by Darkspawn corpses! What happened here!?"
    "ENCHANTMENT!"

    We need an option to drink his bodily fluids and get permanently enchanted.
    :winky:

    There, now you match the GIS results.

    Kakodaimonos on
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