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edited August 2010
After 2 months in the mine,the 33 men now face another disaster. Apparently their constant gay sex orgies have filled up nearly the entire lower mine with semen. If the gay sex continues the men could face the danger of drowning in less than 48 hours!
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I did this. Only it wasn't a hole, it was a former Bath party HQ, and it wasn't 4 months, it was more like 9.
It was probably a lot easier since there was shit to do outside the HQ though. Also there were plenty of other people to take your frustrations out on.
But yeah, lots of cards and dominoes were played, and lots of people got real annoying real fast.
Details?
Mostly spades.
People didn't seem to like poker very much.
Stig, when did that happen?
What branch were you anyhow? I thought army, but I could have just made that up.
Dave was always the hottest miner and they couldn't stand that he was straight. They devised this plan to trap him with all the gay men in the mine for 4 months to turn him gay.
Krunk: army infantry. I was in during the initial invasion and following year.
Dave was always the hottest miner and they couldn't stand that he was straight. They devised this plan to trap him with all the gay men in the mine for 4 months to turn him gay.
Tried that with a lesbian once. They later made a film of it, but they made it really abstract and weird
I think they called it "Toy Story"
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edited August 2010
This is actually all a publicity stunt for the new shamallama thriller: The Devil
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Apparently the surface is really monitoring the food intake of the miners because they dont want any of them to get too fat to fit through the escape hole
Please be joking.
no, that is a serious concern. You can't exercise down there, and you want to get them out as soon as possible. If it takes four months to get a hole that they can just get them out of, how long do you want the fat guy to wait so you can make it bigger?
To rescue the trapped miners, workers will try to dig a wider 27-inch shaft directly to the men. The men would be raised up one at a time. Two of the miners, however, are obese and it's not clear how they will fit. Rescuers hope the men will lose weight in the mine to fit through the hole
You say "Trapped Chilean Miners", I say "Most boring game of human Wack-A-Mole EVER"
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Throw 33 Nintendo DS down there and have huge Mario Kart races etc...
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Apparently the surface is really monitoring the food intake of the miners because they dont want any of them to get too fat to fit through the escape hole
Please be joking.
no, that is a serious concern. You can't exercise down there, and you want to get them out as soon as possible. If it takes four months to get a hole that they can just get them out of, how long do you want the fat guy to wait so you can make it bigger?
Actually, from what I read on the wiki (yes, yes), they are figuring out an exercise regimen for the miners, because in order to be rescued they will need a waistline no greater than 35 inches.
As a gentleman who's closer to 42 inches than he'd care to discuss (but that's down from the start of the year, so progress is being made), that idea is pretty terrifying.
"So, Forar, lose enough weight to shave 7 inches off your waist or you get left down here in the black."
Talk about motivation.
Edit: beaten by 20 minutes, but 2 guys are in exactly that predicament? Yikes.
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First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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"Oh those poor miners."
"No, I think most of them are over 30."
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does anyone know if they managed to make it to one of the refuge chambers? nothing I can find mentions it. I mean, if they're drinking water from radiators already, I imagine they haven't reached them or that their chambers aren't well stocked.
I think that they did make it to one of the stations and they were actually living off of the rations that were stored there. Clearly the stations were well enough stocked for this kind of time and that many people, but to be honest, who could have guessed?
Our biggest refuge chambers can hold 50 people with enough food and water for about a month. The real problem is oxygen. Luckily they've bored some holes down to them, otherwise they'd be F'd in the A. without the big extractor fans pumping fresh air down there, it'd be mighty stuffy down there.
Apparently the surface is really monitoring the food intake of the miners because they dont want any of them to get too fat to fit through the escape hole
Please be joking.
no, that is a serious concern. You can't exercise down there, and you want to get them out as soon as possible. If it takes four months to get a hole that they can just get them out of, how long do you want the fat guy to wait so you can make it bigger?
Actually, from what I read on the wiki (yes, yes), they are figuring out an exercise regimen for the miners, because in order to be rescued they will need a waistline no greater than 35 inches.
As a gentleman who's closer to 42 inches than he'd care to discuss (but that's down from the start of the year, so progress is being made), that idea is pretty terrifying.
"So, Forar, lose enough weight to shave 7 inches off your waist or you get left down here in the black."
Talk about motivation.
Edit: beaten by 20 minutes, but 2 guys are in exactly that predicament? Yikes.
Being miners, I have to think some of them have pretty big shoulders too. I wonder if that will be a problem.
Plus they're 700m underground. Can you imagine being hoisted up a shaft for 700 meters that you barely fit through? Gives me the willies.
So when a collapse happens and people are slowly getting to the refuge chambers, do you start counting? 47, 48, 49, hmmm...
Its pretty much impossible for 50 people to all head to the one chamber in the event of an emergency. We actually all work fairly spread out through the workings not least for this reason.
With 50 blokes in a chamber, it's almost standing room only. It's seriously worst case scenario.
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Greedily, you dug too deep and unleashed a horror?
You threw her down a mine...?
Stig, when did that happen?
What branch were you anyhow? I thought army, but I could have just made that up.
Dave was always the hottest miner and they couldn't stand that he was straight. They devised this plan to trap him with all the gay men in the mine for 4 months to turn him gay.
Krunk: army infantry. I was in during the initial invasion and following year.
You've got balls, my friend.
She turned out to be a sea bass?
Tried that with a lesbian once. They later made a film of it, but they made it really abstract and weird
I think they called it "Toy Story"
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The hole would be made for them.
TOO LATE PIP
THAT REFERENCE WAS ALREADY MADE
seppuku is the only honorable way out now.
I liked this.
C'mon these are real people not some sort of Chilean fairy tale.
I work underground, this scares the shit out of me.
But I have learnt from this, I carry 2 decks of cards with me for just this very situation
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Actually, from what I read on the wiki (yes, yes), they are figuring out an exercise regimen for the miners, because in order to be rescued they will need a waistline no greater than 35 inches.
As a gentleman who's closer to 42 inches than he'd care to discuss (but that's down from the start of the year, so progress is being made), that idea is pretty terrifying.
"So, Forar, lose enough weight to shave 7 inches off your waist or you get left down here in the black."
Talk about motivation.
Edit: beaten by 20 minutes, but 2 guys are in exactly that predicament? Yikes.
"No, I think most of them are over 30."
Seriously though I get claustrophobic in traffic, that is insane.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Being miners, I have to think some of them have pretty big shoulders too. I wonder if that will be a problem.
Plus they're 700m underground. Can you imagine being hoisted up a shaft for 700 meters that you barely fit through? Gives me the willies.
Its pretty much impossible for 50 people to all head to the one chamber in the event of an emergency. We actually all work fairly spread out through the workings not least for this reason.
With 50 blokes in a chamber, it's almost standing room only. It's seriously worst case scenario.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke