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Stuck In a Hole (in Chile)

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    After 2 months in the mine,the 33 men now face another disaster. Apparently their constant gay sex orgies have filled up nearly the entire lower mine with semen. If the gay sex continues the men could face the danger of drowning in less than 48 hours!

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    WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I dated a chilean girl for a few years



    well you can see where i'm going with this

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I dated a chilean girl for a few years



    well you can see where i'm going with this

    Greedily, you dug too deep and unleashed a horror?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I dated a chilean girl for a few years



    well you can see where i'm going with this

    You threw her down a mine...?

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Did she smell like 33 sweaty men and their feces

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Imagine the people you work with at work!

    Now imagine being stuck in your office with them.

    For four months.

    I did this. Only it wasn't a hole, it was a former Bath party HQ, and it wasn't 4 months, it was more like 9.
    It was probably a lot easier since there was shit to do outside the HQ though. Also there were plenty of other people to take your frustrations out on.

    But yeah, lots of cards and dominoes were played, and lots of people got real annoying real fast.

    Details?

    Mostly spades.
    People didn't seem to like poker very much.

    Stig, when did that happen?

    What branch were you anyhow? I thought army, but I could have just made that up.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    What if they were all gay, except for one guy.

    Just a nonstop orgy and Dave.

    That was the name of my old band

    Dave was always the hottest miner and they couldn't stand that he was straight. They devised this plan to trap him with all the gay men in the mine for 4 months to turn him gay.

    Krunk: army infantry. I was in during the initial invasion and following year.

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Infantry. Yeouch.

    You've got balls, my friend.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I dated a chilean girl for a few years



    well you can see where i'm going with this

    She turned out to be a sea bass?

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    What if they were all gay, except for one guy.

    Just a nonstop orgy and Dave.

    That was the name of my old band

    Dave was always the hottest miner and they couldn't stand that he was straight. They devised this plan to trap him with all the gay men in the mine for 4 months to turn him gay.

    Tried that with a lesbian once. They later made a film of it, but they made it really abstract and weird

    I think they called it "Toy Story"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    This is actually all a publicity stunt for the new shamallama thriller: The Devil

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I bet if these guys were Japanese they wouldn't be stuck in that hole.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't get it.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm sorry. I don't follow Pokemon.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    thank god they didn't crash in the andes instead

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hope they're sending them down some crossword puzzles or something

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Apparently the surface is really monitoring the food intake of the miners because they dont want any of them to get too fat to fit through the escape hole

    Please be joking.

    no, that is a serious concern. You can't exercise down there, and you want to get them out as soon as possible. If it takes four months to get a hole that they can just get them out of, how long do you want the fat guy to wait so you can make it bigger?
    ABC News. wrote:
    To rescue the trapped miners, workers will try to dig a wider 27-inch shaft directly to the men. The men would be raised up one at a time. Two of the miners, however, are obese and it's not clear how they will fit. Rescuers hope the men will lose weight in the mine to fit through the hole

    source

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You say "Trapped Chilean Miners", I say "Most boring game of human Wack-A-Mole EVER"
    ahaha

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Throw 33 Nintendo DS down there and have huge Mario Kart races etc...

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I bet if these guys were Japanese they wouldn't be stuck in that hole.

    The hole would be made for them.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so, next fantasy game the dwarves will be chilean?

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    thank god they didn't crash in the andes instead

    TOO LATE PIP

    THAT REFERENCE WAS ALREADY MADE

    seppuku is the only honorable way out now.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I dated a chilean girl for a few years



    well you can see where i'm going with this

    She turned out to be a sea bass?

    I liked this.

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I dated a chilean girl for a few years



    well you can see where i'm going with this

    She turned out to be a sea bass?

    C'mon these are real people not some sort of Chilean fairy tale.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man. fuck this.

    I work underground, this scares the shit out of me.

    But I have learnt from this, I carry 2 decks of cards with me for just this very situation

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Apparently the surface is really monitoring the food intake of the miners because they dont want any of them to get too fat to fit through the escape hole

    Please be joking.

    no, that is a serious concern. You can't exercise down there, and you want to get them out as soon as possible. If it takes four months to get a hole that they can just get them out of, how long do you want the fat guy to wait so you can make it bigger?

    Actually, from what I read on the wiki (yes, yes), they are figuring out an exercise regimen for the miners, because in order to be rescued they will need a waistline no greater than 35 inches.

    As a gentleman who's closer to 42 inches than he'd care to discuss (but that's down from the start of the year, so progress is being made), that idea is pretty terrifying.

    "So, Forar, lose enough weight to shave 7 inches off your waist or you get left down here in the black."

    Talk about motivation.

    Edit: beaten by 20 minutes, but 2 guys are in exactly that predicament? Yikes.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    "Oh those poor miners."

    "No, I think most of them are over 30."

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It shouldn't be hard to keep them slim, given that the surface controls their supply of food.

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is like the perfect recipe for some scifi original, all we need are weird alien monsters prowling around in the darkness.

    Seriously though I get claustrophobic in traffic, that is insane.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    does anyone know if they managed to make it to one of the refuge chambers? nothing I can find mentions it. I mean, if they're drinking water from radiators already, I imagine they haven't reached them or that their chambers aren't well stocked.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think that they did make it to one of the stations and they were actually living off of the rations that were stored there. Clearly the stations were well enough stocked for this kind of time and that many people, but to be honest, who could have guessed?

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There's a hole large enough to give them glucose water and stuff so they're not that bad off. Still completely fucked though.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Our biggest refuge chambers can hold 50 people with enough food and water for about a month. The real problem is oxygen. Luckily they've bored some holes down to them, otherwise they'd be F'd in the A. without the big extractor fans pumping fresh air down there, it'd be mighty stuffy down there.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So when a collapse happens and people are slowly getting to the refuge chambers, do you start counting? 47, 48, 49, hmmm...

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Forar wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Apparently the surface is really monitoring the food intake of the miners because they dont want any of them to get too fat to fit through the escape hole

    Please be joking.

    no, that is a serious concern. You can't exercise down there, and you want to get them out as soon as possible. If it takes four months to get a hole that they can just get them out of, how long do you want the fat guy to wait so you can make it bigger?

    Actually, from what I read on the wiki (yes, yes), they are figuring out an exercise regimen for the miners, because in order to be rescued they will need a waistline no greater than 35 inches.

    As a gentleman who's closer to 42 inches than he'd care to discuss (but that's down from the start of the year, so progress is being made), that idea is pretty terrifying.

    "So, Forar, lose enough weight to shave 7 inches off your waist or you get left down here in the black."

    Talk about motivation.

    Edit: beaten by 20 minutes, but 2 guys are in exactly that predicament? Yikes.

    Being miners, I have to think some of them have pretty big shoulders too. I wonder if that will be a problem.

    Plus they're 700m underground. Can you imagine being hoisted up a shaft for 700 meters that you barely fit through? Gives me the willies.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    So when a collapse happens and people are slowly getting to the refuge chambers, do you start counting? 47, 48, 49, hmmm...

    Its pretty much impossible for 50 people to all head to the one chamber in the event of an emergency. We actually all work fairly spread out through the workings not least for this reason.

    With 50 blokes in a chamber, it's almost standing room only. It's seriously worst case scenario.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'd be screwed if that was me. My shoulders are like 52-54" round. There's no way I would make it out of there.

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