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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kagera wrote: »

    The movie they are schilling for looks so stupid. Its like a concept only a hollywood writer could come up with.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    what the hell, organ

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    elendil, how did you come up with that pole joke?
    I have a vault full of pole jokes

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    The movie they are schilling for looks so stupid. Its like a concept only a hollywood writer could come up with.

    I have heard nothing about this movie nor will I ever probably see.

    I just like da Weaves saying Avatar at the end.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jesus bogart oh my god that was fucking hysterical.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    elendil, how did you come up with that pole joke?
    I have a vault full of pole jokes

    amazing

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Damn, sorry, Chu. You deserve much more respect than that.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Also the other chat has a bunch if images that put this crappy wifi over a barrel.

    *AHEM*

    OK, OK. But you forgot my favorite style of taco so...

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I mean I seriously almost spat a mouthful of water out, which would have likely landed on my boss.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Waitaminute, didn't Katy Perry complain about Lady Gaga's music videos using too much sex? And she just shot "whipped cream" out of her boobies all over a bunch of dudes? Add hypocrite to the list of knocks against her.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Jesus bogart oh my god that was fucking hysterical.

    It's fantastic, isn't it?

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Jesus bogart oh my god that was fucking hysterical.

    It's fantastic, isn't it?

    Brilliant is what it is. Great delivery.

    Is the rest of the stuff from the same show worth looking at because damn that made me laugh.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nichu - Growing up among and coming from poor people myself, sometimes the best option (when it is an option) is to just completely cut all contact with your family.

    I saw so many people get dragged back down as soon as something went even a little bit right for them before they could turn it into a long term improvement to their life.

    There's always always always a cousin with MS or a sister who wrecked her car or an uncle who needs to raise bail money etc... Every bad decision (or bit of bad luck compounded by decades of bad decisions) dragging everyone down just a bit so no one ever escapes.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Waitaminute, didn't Katy Perry complain about Lady Gaga's music videos using too much sex? And she just shot "whipped cream" out of her boobies all over a bunch of dudes? Add hypocrite to the list of knocks against her.

    Look I think its more that Perry is a lot sexier then Gaga. Its kind of like asking grandma not to do the skanky shuffle.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ugh. I shouldn't have invited dad to watch Scott Pilgrim. Now I owe him and I have to watch The Expendables with him tonight.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    At the risk of Will freezing this thread in carbonite
    I like the third gnossienne

    That one is also uber-pleasant.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Jesus bogart oh my god that was fucking hysterical.

    It's fantastic, isn't it?

    Brilliant is what it is. Great delivery.

    Is the rest of the stuff from the same show worth looking at because damn that made me laugh.

    There are some other classics from the show, but it's very hit and miss. it has a lot of sketches that are only funny if you know the catchphrases.

    Try this

    Or this

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ugh. I shouldn't have invited dad to watch Scott Pilgrim. Now I owe him and I have to watch The Expendables with him tonight.

    Oh you poor thing having to go do something with your father that he's trying to share with you.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ugh. I shouldn't have invited dad to watch Scott Pilgrim. Now I owe him and I have to watch The Expendables with him tonight.

    Just turn off your brain and enjoy the explosions.

    Then come home and share the sexy parts with me so we can reenact them.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    I shook the hand of Ira Glass last weekend.

    That dude is great.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I need to tune out and get lost in my work. What to listen to, what to liste-

    Basinski!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    thanks riemann

    i just want to get my job, put some savings away, and run as far as my legs will take me

    i used to say 'man i love a cool city, boston or seattle would be nice, maybe chicago...'

    fuck that

    i'm at the end of my tether

    i'm ready to flee to mogadishu, at this point

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Doc wrote: »
    I shook the hand of Ira Glass last weekend.

    That dude is great.

    Name sounds familiar, who's he again? Other then jewish.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    I shook the hand of Ira Glass last weekend.

    That dude is great.

    Name sounds familiar, who's he again? Other then jewish.

    Host of This American Life

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    thanks riemann

    i just want to get my job, put some savings away, and run as far as my legs will take me

    i used to say 'man i love a cool city, boston or seattle would be nice, maybe chicago...'

    fuck that

    i'm at the end of my tether

    i'm ready to flee to mogadishu, at this point

    The mogs full of skinnies man, not a land of enlightment.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ugh. I shouldn't have invited dad to watch Scott Pilgrim. Now I owe him and I have to watch The Expendables with him tonight.

    Oh you poor thing having to go do something with your father that he's trying to share with you.

    Look, just because your dad ran away to Alaska...

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ugh. I shouldn't have invited dad to watch Scott Pilgrim. Now I owe him and I have to watch The Expendables with him tonight.

    Oh you poor thing having to go do something with your father that he's trying to share with you.

    Look, just because your dad ran away to Alaska...

    For like two years, and even he left. I mean come on Mori my anti muslim bill o'reilley father knew how crappy alaska was and this was like 30 years ago!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Great idea for a movie - copy the Expendables but cast hot women instead of action movie veterans.

    Chicks with powerful automatic rifles and Colt Magnums can't fail.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ugh. I shouldn't have invited dad to watch Scott Pilgrim. Now I owe him and I have to watch The Expendables with him tonight.

    Oh you poor thing having to go do something with your father that he's trying to share with you.

    Look, just because your dad ran away to Alaska...

    For like two years, and even he left. I mean come on Mori my anti muslim bill o'reilley father knew how crappy alaska was and this was like 30 years ago!

    Okay, fine, I'll quit my job and stay in Washington but the coffee better be good!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Great idea for a movie - copy the Expendables but cast hot women instead of action movie veterans.

    Chicks with powerful automatic rifles and Colt Magnums can't fail.

    They most certainly can, it would be dumber then DEBS.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    than, did you see the PM I sent you a few days ago?
    Yes.

    Consider it a sign of my magnanimity that you aren't banned.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Did an action movie steal your bike when you were a child ProfM?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    than, did you see the PM I sent you a few days ago?
    Yes.

    Consider it a sign of my magnanimity that you aren't banned.

    Man that was Stone Cold, the Boz has nothing on you.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Great idea for a movie - copy the Expendables but cast hot women instead of action movie veterans.

    Chicks with powerful automatic rifles and Colt Magnums can't fail.

    So Resident Evil: Afterlife then?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    than, did you see the PM I sent you a few days ago?
    Yes.

    Consider it a sign of my magnanimity that you aren't banned.

    you don't like Gunshow Comics?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Haha, thanks bogart, those were great. I liked the cricket one - where he just mashes it on the 2nd hit.

    Needed a humor infusion, by god. Feeling recharged!

    Now I just hope I'm done here in time for Belgian beer and waffles!

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    GOddamnit, is Nerdgasmic PMing his penis again?

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