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[Mass Effect] Lair of the Shadow Broker rules and you should buy it

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    C2B wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    Garrus is awesome. This is not a topic for discussion.

    This is the Mass Effect thread. Where we discuss anything. ANYTHING

    Tali and her burning cunt engulfs Shepards dick as she has sex with him

    Dox the PI on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    terrible mass effect thread moment #80085

    -Tal on
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  • C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    C2B wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    Garrus is awesome. This is not a topic for discussion.

    This is the Mass Effect thread. Where we discuss anything. ANYTHING

    Tali and her burning cunt engulfs Shepards dick as she has sex with him

    That's when Sheppard realizes that under the hood there wasn't a beautiful Quarian...

    There was a collector


    ASSUMING CONTROL

    C2B on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    did i ever tell you the story where Kaidan killed his turian teacher by biotic kicking his neck

    i hear he was totally not emo and whiney over it.

    Buttcleft on
  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    terrible mass effect thread moment #80085

    I remember had already made that statement a couple of threads ago

    cough SOMEONE cough

    Dox the PI on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    terrible mass effect thread moment #80085

    Look, whatever happens in this thread just remember one thing.

    We're not Talimancers.

    And pray it never comes to pass. In the event that it does i will hunt down and kill everyone involved in this thread.

    Karl on
  • C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    terrible mass effect thread moment #80085

    Look, whatever happens in this thread just remember one thing.

    We're not Talimancers.

    And pray it never comes to pass. In the event that it does i will hunt down and kill everyone involved in this thread.

    I am a Talimancer. A proud one.

    Also I let her die in the Suicide mission.


    Now I only need to lay Liara in 3 and kill her after.

    And it's a HATTRICK

    C2B on
  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I hate tali anyway

    DEM POOP HIPS

    Dox the PI on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    I hate tali anyway

    DEM POOP HIPS

    That's why I love Tali.
    This thread is now a poop thread.

    Orca on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I hope you all die in a fire.

    Karl on
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    I hope you all die in a fire.

    I hope Liara rapes you to death.

    Orca on
  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Spaceman Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    They way I see it is, Tali had the most memorable romance, and she's a pretty cool character, however, she doesn't come close to making the list of super awesome characters

    Mordin
    Kasumi
    Grunt
    Zaeed
    (ranked in order of awesome)

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Replace Zaeed with Garrus. He's sick nasty.

    Orca on
  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    I hate tali anyway

    DEM POOP HIPS

    That's why I love Tali.
    This thread is now a poop thread.

    She can be a little bit stubborn sometimes, but she comes through
    I wonder how much can be stored before it has to be disposed

    Dox the PI on
  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Spaceman Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Replace Zaeed with Garrus. He's sick nasty.

    But that isn't true. Garrus is an unstable, unreliable, easily influenced ninny. Zaeed on the other hand can be counted on to kill, is tough as nails, knows what he wants to do and what he wants done.

    While Garrus may be a cool friend of Shepards, he isn't super-awesome. Hell, the way I see Garrus in the ME universe is that he's just a kid still. He doesn't even remotely think things through, and comes off, to me, as a liability to the mission.

    Zaeed on the other hand is a boss.

    TracerBullet on
  • BlurblBlurbl -_- Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What the fuck happened to this thread.

    Blurbl on
  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Spaceman Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Blurbl wrote: »
    What the fuck happened to this thread.

    What kind of question is this? This is the Mass Effect thread.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Replace Zaeed with Garrus. He's sick nasty.

    But that isn't true. Garrus is an unstable, unreliable, easily influenced ninny. Zaeed on the other hand can be counted on to kill, is tough as nails, knows what he wants to do and what he wants done.

    While Garrus may be a cool friend of Shepards, he isn't super-awesome. Hell, the way I see Garrus in the ME universe is that he's just a kid still. He doesn't even remotely think things through, and comes off, to me, as a liability to the mission.

    Zaeed on the other hand is a boss.

    Whereas Zaeed will get everybody else killed due to his self-centered attitude. He'll kill, is tough as nails, knows what he wants to do and what he wants done--but this isn't necessarily related at all to what's necessary for the mission or especially for the team.

    I'd take Zaeed and point him at an enemy, the get out of the blast radius before he gets me killed. Garrus will cover my back. He's a team player.

    Orca on
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Blurbl wrote: »
    What the fuck happened to this thread.

    From emotional stability to poop in 3 posts flat

    Buttcleft on
  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Blurbl wrote: »
    What the fuck happened to this thread.

    From emotional stability to poop in 3 posts flat

    hm...., haven't quite broken my personal record but got pretty close.

    Dox the PI on
  • C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What if Garrus is a reaper agent?

    C2B on
  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Spaceman Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Orca wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Replace Zaeed with Garrus. He's sick nasty.

    But that isn't true. Garrus is an unstable, unreliable, easily influenced ninny. Zaeed on the other hand can be counted on to kill, is tough as nails, knows what he wants to do and what he wants done.

    While Garrus may be a cool friend of Shepards, he isn't super-awesome. Hell, the way I see Garrus in the ME universe is that he's just a kid still. He doesn't even remotely think things through, and comes off, to me, as a liability to the mission.

    Zaeed on the other hand is a boss.

    Whereas Zaeed will get everybody else killed due to his self-centered attitude. He'll kill, is tough as nails, knows what he wants to do and what he wants done--but this isn't necessarily related at all to what's necessary for the mission or especially for the team.

    I'd take Zaeed and point him at an enemy, the get out of the blast radius before he gets me killed. Garrus will cover my back. He's a team player.

    Garrus will watch Shepard's back until he gets overly emotional about something and becomes as vindictive as Zaeed. Zaeed had one major conflict in the entire story, he had one grudge that needed settling and, with my help, his past has been taken care of. He's intelligent and creative(managing to wipe out a good chunk of our opposition and opening the gates via surprise explosion was genius), and he's known as being one of the best mercenaries out there.

    Garrus, however, gets too vested in every situation he is in. It isn't just a job to him, everything is personal, and while this may translate to decent performance, it is too large of a liability. What happens when he disagrees with one of Shepard's actions? Does Shepard get added to his hit list as well? Garrus is too idealistic of a young-Turian, he's dangerous.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
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    that angle just makes kaiden look like jabba the hutt

    look at those man tits

    Nuzak on
  • TracerBulletTracerBullet Spaceman Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
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    that angle just makes kaiden look like jabba the hutt

    look at those man tits

    No, see, those are called "pecs"

    They're a muscle.

    TracerBullet on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    17269.jpg

    that angle just makes kaiden look like jabba the hutt

    look at those man tits

    No, see, those are called "pecs"

    They're a muscle.

    yet the angle of the shot makes them lose all definition

    black men look better than white men deal w/it

    Nuzak on
  • envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zaeed rocks. I love it when he tells Shep to "walk off" the batarian poison in afterlife. Classic.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Garrus, however, gets too vested in every situation he is in. It isn't just a job to him, everything is personal, and while this may translate to decent performance, it is too large of a liability. What happens when he disagrees with one of Shepard's actions? Does Shepard get added to his hit list as well? Garrus is too idealistic of a young-Turian, he's dangerous.

    Garrus will fall in line because he's a team player. Heck, he even listens to Shepard when emotions are running high and he's got Sidonis in his sights, so that holds no water.

    Contrast Zaeed, who cheerfully compromised the mission of rescuing those engineers so he could have his revenge. Yeah, that's right: the mission wasn't to kill Vido, it was to clear the facility and rescue the personnel.

    Orca on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Garrus and Zaeed are actually pretty similar characters both combat-wise and personality-wise. Zaeed is what Garrus could become if he continues along the renegade path. He goes to Omega just so he can kill whoever he feels like without reproach, that's not a sick nasty thing to do.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That's reasonably plausible. But he's not there yet, not by a long shot.

    Orca on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wouldn't put it above Archangel-Garrus to endanger civilians to kill Sidonis, himself an unarmed civilian whose only crime was breaking under torture.

    Especially since even C-Sec Garrus was willing to shoot a ship full of hostages to get Dr. Heart.

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Making Kaiden die just because he's with the bomb doesn't make sense.

    Kirrahe tells you beforehand that the bomb can't be stopped once it's armed, and if Kaiden's there then he reiterates this point.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zaeed's solution would have been to set off a bomb there instead of using a sniper rifle.

    Orca on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Making Kaiden die just because he's with the bomb doesn't make sense.

    Kirrahe tells you beforehand that the bomb can't be stopped once it's armed, and if Kaiden's there then he reiterates this point.

    The geth could have killed Kaidan and moved the bomb in the time it took Shepard to fight Saren and save Ashley.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    More importantly, if I moved Kaiden, he wouldn't die.

    That would be unacceptable.

    Orca on
  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Making Kaiden die just because he's with the bomb doesn't make sense.

    Kirrahe tells you beforehand that the bomb can't be stopped once it's armed, and if Kaiden's there then he reiterates this point.

    What people say and what is actually the case can differ. Personally, I always saved whoever was camping the bomb because the bomb was the mission objective, so like hell I'm gonna piss off to some AA tower while the objective is being attacked.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Making Kaiden die just because he's with the bomb doesn't make sense.

    Kirrahe tells you beforehand that the bomb can't be stopped once it's armed, and if Kaiden's there then he reiterates this point.

    The geth could have killed Kaidan and moved the bomb in the time it took Shepard to fight Saren and save Ashley.

    I'm willing to say "nuh-uh" because it never happens - Hell, they can't even killed Carth or Hitler before that point.

    And I'd like to point out, Garrus vs. Zaeed
    If you put Garrus leading a squad in the suicide mission, things is a-okay.

    Do it with Zaeed and Legion gets shot in the face.

    I don't want Legion to get shot in the face, guys.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Suggest spoilering that Wyborn.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    right but Shepard lives in-game so she doesn't know that Kaidan will live to defend the bomb either way

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hey my Shepard believes in Kaidan. She believes Kaidan will get things done and will fight to the death. No geth are getting near that bomb, no matter what, regardless of the fact that they have no way of knowing there's no way to disarm it and would waste enough time to explode.

    Can't help it if your Shepard ain't got no faith

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