MMA X: Captain Guillotine: Fear the man who has practiced one choke 10,000 times

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited August 2010
    I really hope Griffin doesn't fight Jones. We love seeing the guy rebound from beatings, but man, this would start closing the gap between him and Bonnar...

    ... possibly resulting in a second rematch to determine the future of their careers. Hmmm... now I don't know what to hope for.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    More GIFs (NSF56k):
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    To give credit where it's due, most of these are courtesy of caposa on the UG.

    Isn't the top one technically an illegal strike? Hard to be more back of the head than that.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, I noticed that too, but on something like that the most you'd get is a warning. It's not like you can call that intentional..

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Brock got a point deduction for a whole lot less against Mir the first time.

    But yeah, I didn't think it was a big deal, I just saw the fight and was like "Wasn't that illegal? No? Noone is going to mention it? Noone? Bonnar? Bueller?".

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  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    K even with a good connection putting that many gifs in a post murdered my internets. Can we please please please post them as links so people can decide whether they want to see them?

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    More GIFs (NSF56k):

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    To give credit where it's due, most of these are courtesy of caposa on the UG.

    Careful, as it says in the newly stickied thread, a mod (tube? I can't remember) points out that putting images in spoiler tags does not[/i] stop them from being downloaded. The 56kers get stuck if they click the spoiler tag or not.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does it load them even if they're spoiler'd? My bad.

    Fixed. Sorry about that. :(

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Really? Damn shame.

    Also, everybody was too amazed at the flashiness of the kick to care about something as small as the rules.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that is a very nice OP

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  • YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Who are the fighters in the leg kick gif?

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    And I know this is pretty conceited, but is there any way I can get my name in the OP for being the inaugural PAFC champion? :P

    Edit: Oh and I forgot takedowns/throws in that list of GIFs, so have some Jon Jones goodness:

    http://i50.tinypic.com/wp82h.jpg

    http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg177/reuben_b/MMA%20Images/ufc94bonnar-jones4.gif

    http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg177/reuben_b/MMA%20Images/ufc94bonnar-jones5.gif

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that is a very nice OP

    Thank you very much! If you think I need to add something let me know
    facetious wrote:
    And I know this is pretty conceited, but is there any way I can get my name in the OP for being the inaugural PAFC champion?

    You are now listed as the current champion

    I also added all of your pics, as links. I'll read the post about animated gifs and update the OP as needed so we don't destroy 56k'ers

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thanks. <3

    Also there's a bit of messed up coding:

    Penny Arcade Fight Club Round 2[/COLOR] (PAFCR2)[/SIZE]

    Presumably that's supposed to be big and orange?

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    Thanks. <3

    Also there's a bit of messed up coding:

    Penny Arcade Fight Club Round 2[/COLOR] (PAFCR2)[/SIZE]

    Presumably that's supposed to be big and orange?


    You're welcome.

    I fixed that coding.

    Please note I originally had the entire Unified Rules in the post, but I couldn't get the formatting right. So the post could have been a few thousand more words lol.


    If anyone else notices any errors, let me know, and I'll try and fix them

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    facetious wrote: »
    And I know this is pretty conceited, but is there any way I can get my name in the OP for being the inaugural PAFC champion? :P

    Edit: Oh and I forgot takedowns/throws in that list of GIFs, so have some Jon Jones goodness:

    http://i50.tinypic.com/wp82h.jpg

    http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg177/reuben_b/MMA%20Images/ufc94bonnar-jones4.gif

    http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg177/reuben_b/MMA%20Images/ufc94bonnar-jones5.gif

    On the third throw, he's running a standard over/under throw... right up until he sweeps the dude's feet on his way by! Dude is crazy smooth.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Who are the fighters in the leg kick gif?

    Ken Shamrock being kicked by Pedro Rizzo.

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  • YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Who are the fighters in the leg kick gif?

    Ken Shamrock being kicked by Pedro Rizzo.

    Sweeeeeeet

    Rizzo has the hardest leg kicks I've ever seen, and that includes K-1 guys

    The third Jon Jones gif looked like he started from a whizzer and a collar tie, not over-under.

    Let me tell you a story! I also have learned a lot of moves off of youtube. When I learned Jon Jones did/does the same thing, it made it easier to suspend disbelief during my occasional daydreams about being successful MMA fighter.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Who are the fighters in the leg kick gif?

    Ken Shamrock being kicked by Pedro Rizzo.

    Sweeeeeeet

    Rizzo has the hardest leg kicks I've ever seen, and that includes K-1 guys

    The third Jon Jones gif looked like he started from a whizzer and a collar tie, not over-under.

    Let me tell you a story! I also have learned a lot of moves off of youtube. When I learned Jon Jones did/does the same thing, it made it easier to suspend disbelief during my occasional daydreams about being successful MMA fighter.

    I guess I meant the way he pusheeeedddddd in then BAM! flipped his hips, but you're correct that it's more of a head/arm or whizzer-throw.

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bones Jones just needs to say fuck it and start watching like Street Fighter matches and anime. He could pull it off.

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    He's already got Dhalsim's reach.

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  • YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    He's already got the fake-shot-to-spinning-elbow move. That could so easily become a fake-shot-to-SHORYUKEN

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    He's already got the fake-shot-to-spinning-elbow move. That could so easily become a fake-shot-to-SHORYUKEN
    He needs to land a Ryu side kick -> wall (cage) bounce -> shoryuken combo.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    He's already got the fake-shot-to-spinning-elbow move. That could so easily become a fake-shot-to-SHORYUKEN
    He needs to land a Ryu side kick -> wall (cage) bounce -> shoryuken combo.

    I'm just hoping for some type of Axe Kick, hitting his opponent with his foot on the way up, and then again on the way back down.

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  • lu tzelu tze Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Thank you very much! If you think I need to add something let me know
    It's Tai Chi (or Taji...), the Thai don't have much to do with it.

    Just a little pet peeve of mine. Most people probably wouldn't notice, but I'm a twat for things like that.

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    lu tze wrote: »
    Thank you very much! If you think I need to add something let me know
    It's Tai Chi (or Taji...), the Thai don't have much to do with it.

    Just a little pet peeve of mine. Most people probably wouldn't notice, but I'm a twat for things like that.

    Fixed

    Though my defense is that the guy making the statements/asking the questions is indeed an idiot. However, I didn't know how it was spelled so whatever, I updated it for you.

    Also:
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    old people doing Tai Chi

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  • lu tzelu tze Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Hey, at least you didn't put "tae boxing", that one really sets me off!

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The green on blue ain't working for me, Jared.

    Am I the only one that thinks that UFC 119 and 120 look really crappy? Especially in comparison to the last 3 cards?

    UFC 119 pretty much looks incredible


    You got Bader, who is the up and comer in the division together with Jon Jones, against lil Nog who is awesome. This should be really good.

    Then you got Mir/Crocop. Mir is always in entertaining fights, win or lose. Same for Mirko, really. This could be a really fun fight too.

    Then you got a strange rematch with Serra/Lytle. Now, on their own, they are almost always in entertaining fights, but their first fight together was a snoozer.

    Sherk/Dunham and Guillard/Stephens both have potential to be good. It'll be interesting to see if Wrestling-Sherk shows up or if Boxing-Sherk does.

    Also, motherfucking Mark Hunt on the undercard, man. MARK HUNT. Can't wait to see his fight


    I am excited for 119

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  • lu tzelu tze Registered User
    edited September 2010
    taichi-topper.jpg
    old people doing Tai Chi
    Young people doing tai chi:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s55cpEbnxP8

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    Middle aged people doing Tai Chi

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    Middle aged people doing Tai Chi
    WING CHUN MAN (Skip to 1:35)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_3F6Zwbp9E

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    All this talk of cool moves and not one mention of Rampage's powerbomb?

    What good are you people?!

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    WING CHUN MAN (Skip to 1:35)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_3F6Zwbp9E

    I fell on my ass like that on my second day of Muay Thai training. Does that make me a Muay Thai specialist?

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  • lu tzelu tze Registered User
    edited September 2010
    I think it makes you a wing chun man...

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    All this talk of cool moves and not one mention of Rampage's powerbomb?

    What good are you people?!

    Find an animated gif of it and I'll add it to the OP

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u258/BaDaBinG80/mma%20gifs/rampage-arona.gif

    EDIT: That's someone else's photobucket, so you may want to upload it to your own. It's also 1.5 Megs.

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What a headbutt that one was.

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smaller one: jacksonarona12cs.gif

    Thread title needs to be:

    I'll DIE a Wing Chun Man!

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    What a headbutt that one was.

    This makes more sense now. ;-)

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  • Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smaller one: jacksonarona12cs.gif

    Thread title needs to be:

    I'll DIE a Wing Chun Man!

    Added powerbomb, and updated thread title. That video was amazingly hilarious

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