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Dead Man vs Discovery Channel(exploitation movies)

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If only Bear Grylls had examined the Worst Case Scenario of being a hostage

    Then everyone would know what to do

    Olivaw on
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited September 2010
    maybe this guy just wants more squirrel porn

    and he for some reason can't get it

    so he wants discovery to record some squirrels doing kinky shit in super HD 3D 10million P like in blue planet and shit

    undeinPirat on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah, that's a great way to get people behind your cause, dude

    taking hostages

    why didn't anyone think of this before?

    A recent hostage situation (last week) in Taiwan? I think? Was a police officer taking a busload of civilians hostage because he thought he was wrongfully fired.

    His terms were he wanted his old job back.

    Langly on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah, this guy's demands are typical environmental extremist bullshit..

    Fixed.

    GPIA7R on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SQUIRREL GRYLLS?!

    Faricazy on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Hey guys I'm on the news

    Rankenphile on
  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So this guy wants a channel about how staying alive and procreating (as humans) are terrible things to do.

    But staying alive and procreating are like, the most popular human activities! That channel/show would have terrible market value.

    KalTorak on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfO-0f8cjwk

    Grey Ghost on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Kari Byron?

    meh.

    Et tu, Stale?

    Hey, I love me a redhead.


    I can appreciate breasts.


    but she just ain't all that.

    Stale on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, that's a great way to get people behind your cause, dude

    taking hostages

    why didn't anyone think of this before?

    A recent hostage situation (last week) in Taiwan? I think? Was a police officer taking a busload of civilians hostage because he thought he was wrongfully fired.

    His terms were he wanted his old job back.

    I guess he never

    turned in his badge and gun

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Kari Byron?

    meh.

    Et tu, Stale?

    Hey, I love me a redhead.


    I can appreciate breasts.


    but she just ain't all that.

    Stale, don't make me finish what god started

    Rankenphile on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfO-0f8cjwk

    <3

    Faricazy on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    Stale on
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  • DMACDMAC Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Of course... the squirrels.

    Of course...

    DMAC on
  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited September 2010
    it turns out the guy is actually a bunch of squirrels piled on to of each other

    Macera on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    acceptable

    but more acceptable would be lady liberty

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    acceptable

    but more acceptable would be lady liberty

    but she's not just a "woman"


    she's a Lady

    Stale on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    acceptable

    but more acceptable would be lady liberty

    That's what he said.

    KalTorak on
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, that's a great way to get people behind your cause, dude

    taking hostages

    why didn't anyone think of this before?

    A recent hostage situation (last week) in Taiwan? I think? Was a police officer taking a busload of civilians hostage because he thought he was wrongfully fired.

    His terms were he wanted his old job back.

    Nah, somewhere way more inept, Thailand or something. Worst SWAT team ever from what I'd heard.

    Scooter on
  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Terrible timing for some lib extremist to try to get his message out.

    He's not even trending on twitter.

    Apple beat him.

    GPIA7R on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    alternatively:

    dude probably has a real doll that looks like this

    29att03.jpg

    God damn it.

    New fetish.

    Machismo on
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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    acceptable

    but more acceptable would be lady liberty

    but she's not just a "woman"


    she's a Lady

    Lady Liberty?

    Bitch needs some implants to represent the 21st century America!

    Machismo on
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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mein gott, this guys is bonkers

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Machismo wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    acceptable

    but more acceptable would be lady liberty

    but she's not just a "woman"


    she's a Lady

    Lady Liberty?

    Bitch needs some implants to represent the 21st century America!

    It's probably been drawn.

    Yukira on
  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Machismo wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    hey stale

    answer my question, stale


    The prettiest woman in the world?



    A nude Justine Joli holding the american flag in one hand and a dead commie in the other

    acceptable

    but more acceptable would be lady liberty

    but she's not just a "woman"


    she's a Lady

    Lady Liberty?

    Bitch needs some implants to represent the 21st century America!

    She's made of bronze or whatever. Just pop in some bigger freedombags.

    Those aren't implants, they're upgrades.

    KalTorak on
  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Scooter wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, that's a great way to get people behind your cause, dude

    taking hostages

    why didn't anyone think of this before?

    A recent hostage situation (last week) in Taiwan? I think? Was a police officer taking a busload of civilians hostage because he thought he was wrongfully fired.

    His terms were he wanted his old job back.

    Nah, somewhere way more inept, Thailand or something. Worst SWAT team ever from what I'd heard.

    If executing random people in cold blood is your response to losing your job you probably lost it for a good reason.

    BlueDestiny on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There was also a report that he felt the Discovery Channel should not be promoting human reproduction, as babies are filthy parasites and are detrimental to the planet

    J...Jordyn?

    Look, any reasonable person with a firm grasp of the concept of an exponential curve understands this.

    thing is, it's not an exponential curve, it's a sigmoid curve, and the population will stabilize at 9 billion whether you have babies or not. The only way it won't is nuclear warfare.

    Tossrock on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    man are enemies of freedom trying to alter the very symbol of it in this thread

    is that what is happening

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    man are enemies of freedom trying to alter the very symbol of it in this thread

    is that what is happening

    No, just update her lady parts.

    Yukira on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that is tampering with freedom

    yukira are you a japanazi

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I hate Illinois Japanazis

    Stale on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fuckin' straight up kamikazeing freedom in the Windy City

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What would ABE LINCOLN say if he knew his state was running rampant with japanazis?

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Machismo wrote: »
    alternatively:

    dude probably has a real doll that looks like this

    20100901-qxeni4behu4yjiu8hbt381e5j.jpg

    God damn it.

    New fetish.

    Faricazy on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fari you are fired

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yukira wrote: »
    man are enemies of freedom trying to alter the very symbol of it in this thread

    is that what is happening

    No, just update her lady parts.

    Give Lady Liberty a piercing down below of an American flag.. A tatoo on her lower back proclaiming "Freedom!"

    I think I am done here.

    Machismo on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yes that is right

    you are indeed done here

    here being America

    get out of my country

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that is tampering with freedom

    yukira are you a japanazi

    I love your posts.

    No, no I'm not a japanazi.

    Just a quite old mad scientist wanting take over the world with robots to protect it from Communism.

    Yukira on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fari you are fired

    HOW RUDE

    Faricazy on
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