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Dead Man vs Discovery Channel(exploitation movies)

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    aww I was wrong about the cannisters

    the shit would have been more effective apparently.

    Spacehog on
    Wow...oh my gosh. What guy isn't going to throw a punch or whatever with another guy that calls him a gay-slur? Really? Is it really that big of a deal? Holy crap..please, let it go. Justin Bieber is fine and the kid isn't in the hospital or something. Jeez.
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited September 2010
    it was going on since 1 something est

    i think 4 hours is an alright length for a hostage situation created by a guy who loves squirrels more than his mother

    undeinPirat on
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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    aw man , its over already?

    Some might see that as a good thing.

    Lordaen on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    score one more victory for Americans.

    fuck squirrels

    I can't believe I had to fix this.

    Spacehog on
    Wow...oh my gosh. What guy isn't going to throw a punch or whatever with another guy that calls him a gay-slur? Really? Is it really that big of a deal? Holy crap..please, let it go. Justin Bieber is fine and the kid isn't in the hospital or something. Jeez.
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    score one more victory for man

    fuck squirrels

    Machismo is making plans to do this right now.

    Yukira on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well, this is over.

    Guess I can go beat off and not feel guilty about it now.

    Spacehog on
    Wow...oh my gosh. What guy isn't going to throw a punch or whatever with another guy that calls him a gay-slur? Really? Is it really that big of a deal? Holy crap..please, let it go. Justin Bieber is fine and the kid isn't in the hospital or something. Jeez.
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    Well, this is over.

    Guess I can go beat off and not feel guilty about it now.

    masturbation isnt even half as fun if you arent feeling any shame

    Franko on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    Well, this is over.

    Guess I can go beat off and not feel guilty about it now.

    masturbation isnt even half as fun if you arent feeling any shame

    too late

    Spacehog on
    Wow...oh my gosh. What guy isn't going to throw a punch or whatever with another guy that calls him a gay-slur? Really? Is it really that big of a deal? Holy crap..please, let it go. Justin Bieber is fine and the kid isn't in the hospital or something. Jeez.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well I guess we won't see Foolproof around here for a while

    Grey Ghost on
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Secretly, deep down inside me I always want a hostage situation to be as intense and extreme as this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-Z6-nFQBo

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So I just heard on the radio that the dude is dead

    Langly on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited September 2010
    and here I thought it was over

    Staleghoti on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Secretly, deep down inside me I always want a hostage situation to be as intense and extreme as this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-Z6-nFQBo

    Or like Inside Man

    yeah

    Staleghoti on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, why do nutcases have to go after channels that i like, why cant they go after bloomberg or mtv?

    Barcardi on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The one thing I didn't like about Inside Man was the female lead's part. She doesn't serve any purpose. She just goes to the cop and is like "ok make double sure that you catch these guys, you were planning on catching them, right?"

    And the cop is like uh yeah we are gonna really try it's kind of our job.

    And that's her role, but she's billed as a main character.

    Langly on
  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    But if they weren't double sure the bad guys might have gotten away

    Also now I can't get the hostage situation episode of family matters out of my head

    CorporateLogo on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The female bank robbers boobs were more of a character than that DA/City Hall lady was.

    Barcardi on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    He's dead, Jim.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yukira wrote: »
    score one more victory for man

    fuck squirrels

    Machismo is making plans to do this right now.

    :winky:

    I will call you, Chip. Dale is right here. In my pants.

    Machismo on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No one throws down with the Discovery Channel

    No one

    Gumpy on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The cover-up begins now

    The next Myth to be Busted will be that this man ever existed at all

    Grey Ghost on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    Tossrock on
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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Machismo wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    score one more victory for man

    fuck squirrels

    Machismo is making plans to do this right now.

    :winky:

    I will call you, Chip. Dale is right here. In my pants.

    :x

    Chip and Dale are chipmunks, not squirrels!

    Peccavi on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    Is there an appropriate solution to a guy with explosives attached to him? Its one of those situations where someone's always going to lose

    Gumpy on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    While they were trying to negotiate he drew a handgun and pointed it straight at one of the hostages
    They had to act, and in that situation there was only one thing to do

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Just talk it out, man. Just give the guy a dang old squirrel and let him go to town.

    Langly on
  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    Exchange the hostages for squirrels

    then hit him with a tranq and rehabilitate him so he can survive in the wild

    rational vash on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    Tactical Nuke.

    Stale on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    Tactical Nuke.

    Wouldn't work, he'd just move out of the way of the red dot as soon as he heard the announcement.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    ask super duper nice

    that way the man with the gun and explosives will just see the error of his ways and everybody can sniff puppy farts and form a daisy chain

    PiptheFair on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    someone played nickelback and nature basically took its course

    the benefits of educational television

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  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    Tactical Nuke.

    But think of how many squirrels would be caught in the blast

    Squirrel killing is what got us into this mess, we must break the cycle

    rational vash on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    They probably could have just tazed him a bunch, but no, cops being cops etc.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh internet assumption

    Barcardi on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If I were one of the dudes being held hostage I would want them to react with extreme prejudice, fuck bringing a taser to this thing.

    Langly on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    many explosives use electrical impulses as a detonator mechanism

    tazering is like the worst fucking idea in a situation when somebody has explosives on them

    PiptheFair on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I would expect at least 20 tasers, it would be pretty cool. Even better if it made him blow up.

    Barcardi on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    You shoot the hostage.

    Come on, guys.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    You shoot the hostage.

    Come on, guys.

    you lose a bar of health, but it's hilarious

    MrMonroe on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Sure, the guy was a whacko

    but did they have to kill him? I feel like death was not the appropriate solution, here.

    He had a gun pointed at a hostage and claimed to have explosives.

    What was the appropriate solution?

    You shoot the hostage.

    Come on, guys.

    :^:

    Gumpy on
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