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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Red Av's post faster

    e: and yeah Armageddon Ork hunters, and a Ciaphas Cain book

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What the hell does SJ even mean

    So Jaded?

    See what I did there?

    (If its your initials, I am disappointed)

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    hey Raslin next you should talk about your army of tit marines

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wait what

    I never made tit marines

    On the other hand, you're a badly painted dreadnought

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But I am a Dreadnought

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    IvanIssacsIvanIssacs Skull Leader SDF-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    And they get all the bitches.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

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    SF_DhalsimSF_Dhalsim Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

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    Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    You can't be serious.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Redcoat-13 wrote: »
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    You can't be serious.

    It's silly but that's 40k for you.

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    TheKoolEagleTheKoolEagle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    its just like how speed freaks make their vehicles go faster by painting them red, they just believe that the red paint makes them faster, and their mental power makes it happen

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    I like how a post above this one basically said "this one bit of fluff from a biologis who was insane and wrong is the reason everybody thinks Ork tech works this way.

    and your response to the conversation is to quote that fluff

    Seriously, I can imagine that the main reason that Ork tech works is because it's so goofy that the Imperium tech priests don't understand it (For example: In one book I read, the ork Trukk went faster because the driver leaned to the side, not because he was stomping the gas pedal).

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nobody wrote: »
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    I like how a post above this one basically said "this one bit of fluff from a biologis who was insane and wrong is the reason everybody thinks Ork tech works this way.

    and your response to the conversation is to quote that fluff

    Seriously, I can imagine that the main reason that Ork tech works is because it's so goofy that the Imperium tech priests don't understand it (For example: In one book I read, the ork Trukk went faster because the driver leaned to the side, not because he was stomping the gas pedal).

    Plus mine explains why any biologis wouldn't be able to get ork weapons scavenged from the battlefield to work. They were broken, which is why the orks died.

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Malkor wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    I like how a post above this one basically said "this one bit of fluff from a biologis who was insane and wrong is the reason everybody thinks Ork tech works this way.

    and your response to the conversation is to quote that fluff

    Seriously, I can imagine that the main reason that Ork tech works is because it's so goofy that the Imperium tech priests don't understand it (For example: In one book I read, the ork Trukk went faster because the driver leaned to the side, not because he was stomping the gas pedal).

    Plus mine explains why any biologis wouldn't be able to get ork weapons scavenged from the battlefield to work. They were broken, which is why the orks died.


    I can buy that.

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    BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stoopid 'umies think too much.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nobody wrote: »
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    I like how a post above this one basically said "this one bit of fluff from a biologis who was insane and wrong is the reason everybody thinks Ork tech works this way.

    and your response to the conversation is to quote that fluff

    Seriously, I can imagine that the main reason that Ork tech works is because it's so goofy that the Imperium tech priests don't understand it (For example: In one book I read, the ork Trukk went faster because the driver leaned to the side, not because he was stomping the gas pedal).

    Hahahahaha, yeah, wow. And it's not like the posts were simultaneous.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Basil wrote: »
    Stoopid 'umies think too much.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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    kaliyamakaliyama Left to find less-moderated fora Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nobody wrote: »
    SF_Dhalsim wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Ork weapons work because they build so many of them and the ones that don't work lead to dead Orks. If you have a bunch of orks with nothing to do they'll get to aslashin an' shootin' 'cause theyz aint no humeez or gene-sneakers to kill 'cause all you got iz other Boyz and the ones that ain't shootin' back ain't real Boyz anyways.

    Then all off a sudden there are things to shot wot ain't Boyz and the Boyz iz always up for a scrap, and all the weapons work 'cause they've been using each other as target practice and the ones that don't work will be used as parts for bigger, better weapons.

    They work because Orks think they should. Serious;y you give an ork a wooden gun, he think it should work and it does.

    "Given its ramshackle nature, most Orkish weapons and technology simply should not work, and indeed do not work unless wielded or operated by an Ork. Genetor-Major Lukas Anzion has postulated that this is due to a minor, subconscious telekinetic ability possessed by all Orkoids; in effect, if they believe hard enough that something should work a certain way, it does in fact work that way. Humans lack this inherent ability, and because the crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits, it can be very difficult for a human to make these weapons work properly."

    Lifted from the Ork Codex.

    I like how a post above this one basically said "this one bit of fluff from a biologist who was insane and wrong is the reason everybody thinks Ork tech works this way.

    and your response to the conversation is to quote that fluff

    Seriously, I can imagine that the main reason that Ork tech works is because it's so goofy that the Imperium tech priests don't understand it (For example: In one book I read, the ork Trukk went faster because the driver leaned to the side, not because he was stomping the gas pedal).

    Yeah. Dhalsim's post beggars belief. In any event, the reliability of your average imperial observer is belied by the observation that "crude weapons of the Orks lack proper machine spirits." The fall of the imperium of man into this emperor-worshipping dark age is why the codex says things like that, not because it's true from the perspective of canon, any more than the "reality" in WH40K is that lasguns have machine spirits.

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love how every 40k thread on this forum will eventually turn into us arguing about Ork technology

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    nonoffensivenonoffensive Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thats only half the time. The other half is arguing about female Space Marines.

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    ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    or whether or not the emperor secretly wants to die so he can become a chaos god

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well he wouldn't become a Chaos god but yeah that's always been a pretty rad idea

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So guys

    I hear the blood angels are having a party. They invited the necrons though, and those guys just totally kill the mood. Not that it matters, the angels just spend all their time whining about their dad and how nobody can understands them.

    Then again, the alternative is to hang out with the space wolves, and after that one time they started yiffing over losing russ...

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    You can't really blame them though, they were piss drunk.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't think big burly space vikings really fits into 'yiff' in the furry sense... it's more like brotherly drunken love with beards and swearing by the 'fang' of Russ.

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    ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Space wolves are just corny not really furry though its not like 40k is lacking any sort of silly thing like space orcs or space mongols.

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    KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Space Wolves are my favorite chapter with Dark Angels. These two need to have games on them. Or the ability to paint yourself in their fashion in Dark Millennium.

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    ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    most likely you'll be able to get unique armor sets or maybe quests to become another legion

    Their picking black templars because they make the most sense due to their unique size and how their all over the place. Once they've gotten the world/events down in stone i'm sure it wouldent be to hard to imagine other chapters appearing though unless you have an armageddon type situation i doubt you'll have many choices.

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    They've mentioned that the bigger chapters will at least appear in the game, and specifically mentioned space wolves as one of those.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SJ wrote: »
    I love how every 40k thread on this forum will eventually turn into us arguing about Ork technology

    Nonsense. The proper 40k thread never sinks to such lows. We just lament the passing of our five man IG plasma suicide vet squads while drinking brandy in leather bound armchairs. And then two pages of Tyranid stuff pops up out of fucking no where.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I want to be an Imperial Fist plamsa cannoneer. My battle cry will be "Bend over, you're about to get Fisted!"

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    PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would love to play as a tech priest

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    Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would love to play as a tech priest

    So you can get your tentacle hentai ERP fix with their Mechandrites? :winky:



    OOOOOKAAAAY......

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SJ wrote: »
    I love how every 40k thread on this forum will eventually turn into us arguing about Ork technology

    Nonsense. The proper 40k thread never sinks to such lows. We just lament the passing of our five man IG plasma suicide vet squads while drinking brandy in leather bound armchairs. And then two pages of Tyranid stuff pops up out of fucking no where.

    Because Tyranids are the only race specially equipped to actually "win" Warhammer40K if it was possible to win. And by win, I mean, devour all life and make all those little wars across the grimdark universe irrelevant and basically turn the Milky Way into a starless void.

    Necrons could do it too in theory but they smell so fuck that.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Except the gods at GW would never have the Tyranids eat everyone because the backlash from Imperial fanboys would be immense, so we remain at our galaxy wide stalemate... for now.
    plus space marines print money

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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    No, because this is the grimdark future.

    Therefore the only logical conclusion is that the Tyrands didn't devour everything and then swarm over imperial charted space looking for more food, they're simply running from something even more dangerous than they are.

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    ArchonexArchonex No hard feelings, right? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rami wrote: »
    No, because this is the grimdark future.

    Therefore the only logical conclusion is that the Tyrands didn't devour everything and then swarm over imperial charted space looking for more food, they're simply running from something even more dangerous than they are.

    Hilariously enough, this has been hinted at in the fluff a couple of times.

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    ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    it's space dwarves

    they're running from an unseen expanding space dwarf empire


    Seriously, how can 40K have space elves, space dark elves, space orks, space knights and space demons but not space dwarves. It is a travesty

    I know the squats existed but their backstory was so bad and unfit a proper dwarfish faction.

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    they were space dwarf miners who rode battle-harleys

    how is that not dwarfish

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    ArghyArghy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    hey the entire reason orks are so awesome is because they rolled orcs and dwarves into one awesome mass to which they named orks

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