Much in the fashion that Gabe so advocates
here, I and my compatriots plan to dispense the privilege, no, the
dream, of waffles at PAX this year. At this point, our only set plan is to arrive early in the Queue Room on Friday - toaster, eggos, and possibly extension cord in tow - and commence with the waffle-preparations. We will probably run out before the Queue is welcomed into the venue, but we will come with waffles to bear if we have a single one.
You will know us by our Eggos, and possibly by our screams from touching our janky toaster, which reaches the temperature of the sun at the instant it is plugged in. We will also be accepting donations to offset the cost of so many frozen waffles, but do not wish anyone to feel obligated.
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I'm not the official voice on this, but I'm suggesting that PAX and the queue room are not the place for this. And anyway, what are you going to do for plates? What if people want syrup and get a syrupy mess everywhere? This is an all-around good-intentioned bad idea.
I think we should create the.....
Viva the Resistance!
Actually, please don't. I can just see this negatively impacting the cookie brigade, and they do awesome things already, right on the edge of what's allowed at the show. This is basically asking them to crack down. If you must have waffles... here's a suggestion. Go get 'em.