How many PAers does it take to change a lightbulb? (But seriously.)

Zeromus

I don't think there could possibly be a way for me to ask this question without sounding like I was born yesterday (and with fetal alcohol syndrome), but rest assured that I've changed countless lightbulbs in my time and have, in fact, given this one a thorough try.

Basically, I recently moved into an apartment that has this breed of boob-looking light fixture on the ceiling:



And the bulb went out yesterday. I thought this would be a pretty easy thing because it's, you know, a light, but try as I might, I cannot figure out how to get to the precious socket beyond its bulbous outer shell. Seriously, I've tried rotating the thing, pulling at it, etcetera, to no avail. My landlord is frequently not around and is a grumpy dude that legitimately doesn't speak much English, so I'd like to sort this out without him if possible.

Anyone have experience with this sort of fixture? I've seen them around New York, so I figure one of you has. Otherwise, any suggestions as to how to get it down would be appreciated - maybe there's something I'm overlooking.

I swear I'm not retarded, guys. Thanks.

Foomy

see that little white button on the bottom? turn that, it's a nut that screw onto a long rod that runs through a hole in the glass dome.

matt has a problem

The "nipple" is screwed into a rod that goes all the way through the globe and up into the light. It's probably on there pretty tight, they tend to be bare metal and like to rust. If you can't unscrew the nipple with your fingers, take a pair of pliers and something soft, a wash cloth, paper towels etc, put the soft thing over the nipple and use the pliers to unscrew it so you don't mar the finish.

Xaquin

you should just unscrew the uh nipple part of the fixture. Make sure and hold onto the breast part with one hand because it will fall with a quickness. After that, business as usual

TheOtherHorseman

I hate those things

Forbe!

The picture is hard to tell, but I think I know what kind of fixture it is. Turn the nipple counterclockwise while lifting the glass up. Make sure you hold onto the glass firmly because there should be a rod holding it in.

Zeromus

Awesome, I knew I could rely on you guys. :^:

Definitely anticipating the rounded glass part falling down and slamming me in the face while I try this, though, with my luck... :P

Thanks!

Rikushix

I like how everyone has unanimously decided what terminology to use in their advice. Like some hive guttermind or something.

In any case, what the others said. Turn it and the glass part should come off. Make sure you're holding it up so it doesn't fall.

edit: sorry. beaten to the punch.

OnTheLastCastle

MAKE SURE you screw the nipple back in securely. I thought I did and a few DAYS later it dropped down and shattered. So... super tweaking on that thar nipple.

MichaelLC

He could be doing it right now!

Usually it's a decorative nipple and a nut-washer combo that holds the glass up.

Zeromus

Oh God there are spiders in here

Rikushix

You can do itttttt

L Ron Howard

So? Did you tweak the nipple?


Clearly though, because of this one defective item, you should bail, dude. The place isn't worth it. I know you're just getting to know it, but it's going to turn out to be a hell hole and wreak all kinds of havoc on your life. You should leave before you get in too far and can't get out easily and save face. Trust me. I think we've all been there.

Jasconius

When in doubt, work the nipples.

Demerdar

L Ron Howard wrote: »

So? Did you tweak the nipple?


Clearly though, because of this one defective item, you should bail, dude. The place isn't worth it. I know you're just getting to know it, but it's going to turn out to be a hell hole and wreak all kinds of havoc on your life. You should leave before you get in too far and can't get out easily and save face. Trust me. I think we've all been there.

This is the PA Help & Advice hyperbole I was expecting.

Thanks for satisfying the itch :^:

So did you get that lightbulb changed or what?

PaperPritt

This is the best thread ever. Please let us know how the boobjob went.