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The new American Flag

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    is that a hammer and sickle up in the corner?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That's a trout and a crescent moon.

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  • RUNN1NGMANRUNN1NGMAN Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's the symbol for the Rebel Alliance.

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  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that's no moon...

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  • A Half Eaten OreoA Half Eaten Oreo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    We have a bad ass lamb in our coat of arms:

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    We got some Mayella Ewell bitch makin' eyes at a brown dude and a dead sheep and some boats and shit

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    The sheep I don't get.

    Golden Fleece maybe?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    oh jeez look at my county flag

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
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    Bridgewater is one town over from me.

    That's right. The Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Genie is gonna fuck up your castle.

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    In 1821 Brockton was all of these things. Not so much in 2010.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    750px-Flag_of_Phoenix,_Arizona.svg.png

    Phoenix is cool, Reno's flag sucks though the city emblem is ultra-modern.

    Seriously. It looks like it belongs on the side of a spaceship.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    OK based on this thread I've thought up some simple ground rules for designing a flag

    -It should be simple. You don't have a lot of space to work with, and people will be looking at it quickly, from a distance, so anything complex just gets lost.

    -don't put actual pictures of things on there. Symbols are fine, but pictures just end up looking like cheesy powerpoint clip art. Especially people.

    -You don't need to have a symbol for every single thing in your state on the flag. Just pick 1 or 2, 3 tops.

    -Don't put words. But if you must, use latin. For god's sake don't write the name of your state on the flag, that defeats the purpose of even having a flag.

    -Don't try and combine several other flags into one superflag.

    in other words, don't do this:
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    Milwaukee only got itself a flag because they noticed all the other big cities had one. That's a flag designed out of sheer oh-shit-we-need-a-flag panic.

    Madison, meanwhile, did much better:

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    Mosinee, WI did not:

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  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Does the Mosinee flag actually look pixelated like that, or is that just a really low quality image?

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  • Saint MadnessSaint Madness Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    Leinster's is probably the only Irish flag I like.

    Though I guess Connaught's is pretty cool too.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    The sheep I don't get.

    it's probably a golden fleece

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  • JaramrJaramr Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have a thing for flags.

    So much that I spent $60 to hang this flag on the wall that my computer is up against. It was quite a hard find.

    Spoilered for Awesome and H-Scroll rape
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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jaramr wrote: »
    I have a thing for flags.

    So much that I spent $60 to hang this flag on the wall that my computer is up against. It was quite a hard find.

    Spoilered for Awesome and H-Scroll rape
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    POPE EAGLE THE FIRST WILL DESTROY YOU

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    we doing the coat of arms thing?


    Woo Sweden!
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  • JaramrJaramr Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Pope Eagle the first protects great computer.

    Spoilered for wtfhuge.
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    we have a thing for crowns

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Pope Eagle I + Bear with Halbred will rule the animal kingdom with an iron fist.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why are there Afghan hounds on that thing, and why are they sticking their tongues out?

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  • DHSDHS Chase lizards.. ...bark at donkeys..Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
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    Phoenix is cool, Reno's flag sucks though the city emblem is ultra-modern.

    Seriously. It looks like it belongs on the side of a spaceship.

    Yeah, having seen it around all my life I didn't notice, but it is really a great flag/emblem. A great example of not fucking up the obvious. Considering how some of the other ones turned out, I'm glad it doesn't look like a big flaming Chicken with a toothy grin humping Camelback mountain and laying an egg with Phoenix Canal system hatching from it.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Though I guess Connaught's is pretty cool too.
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    Its like a classy Strongbadia.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Zzulu wrote: »
    we doing the coat of arms thing?


    Woo Sweden!
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    all four of the lions have their gag reflex going

    it is a sly commentary on swedish food

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  • saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Québec has the best flag in North America, hands down.

    The United Kingdom has the best flag in Europe.

    You can't go wrong with either of them.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    europe has a lot of tasteful, elegant flags for the most part

    the rest of the world is gaudy by comparison

    i guess because europe had a few thousand years to get the "ugly busy flag" thing out of their systems

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I suppose symbols needing to be visible on the other side of a battlefield helps a bit.

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  • RUNN1NGMANRUNN1NGMAN Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jaramr wrote: »
    I have a thing for flags.

    So much that I spent $60 to hang this flag on the wall that my computer is up against. It was quite a hard find.

    Spoilered for Awesome and H-Scroll rape
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    Um, why does that bird have TWO Pieces of Eden?!?

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    RUNN1NGMAN wrote: »
    Jaramr wrote: »
    I have a thing for flags.

    So much that I spent $60 to hang this flag on the wall that my computer is up against. It was quite a hard find.

    Spoilered for Awesome and H-Scroll rape
    Prussian_flag.png

    Um, why does that bird have TWO Pieces of Eden?!?

    Because try taking either of them away.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ronya wrote: »
    I suppose symbols needing to be visible on the other side of a battlefield helps a bit.

    I bet battles between opposing sides of the same house got confusing

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    europe has a lot of tasteful, elegant flags for the most part

    the rest of the world is gaudy by comparison

    i guess because europe had a few thousand years to get the "ugly busy flag" thing out of their systems
    I don't know

    like half of them are like, three colored stripes and another third just have crosses

    I mean (with the possible exception of the UK) the flags don't look bad

    but they could be a little more zesty for all the dev time they got

    they are kind of watered-down and focus-groupy

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  • obolon84obolon84 Good news, everyone! I just blue myself.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    europe has a lot of tasteful, elegant flags for the most part

    the rest of the world is gaudy by comparison

    i guess because europe had a few thousand years to get the "ugly busy flag" thing out of their systems
    I don't know

    like half of them are like, three colored stripes and another third just have crosses

    I mean (with the possible exception of the UK) the flags don't look bad

    but they could be a little more zesty for all the dev time they got

    they are kind of watered-down and focus-groupy

    A lot of the European national flags, I think, are just the colors from the coat of arms. They have flags that incorporate the CoA also, but they're used on a more local level.

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  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    European flags are easily recognisable, especialy from a distance. Which is... you know the purpose of flags.
    Saying "here we are" and "come on then, if you think you are hard enough" to the world. European flags fufill that task with gusto.

    Personally I like the Nordic Cross flag used by Nordic countries. Its like a theme across the region. Every country has the same type of flag, but you can tell them apart at a glance. The flags gives the message "we are different, but also alike".

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    As far as state flags go, Colorado's is pretty inoffensive—if this will even hotlink:
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    Now that I think about it, it's got a bit of a pac-man vibe going on.

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kipling217 wrote: »
    European flags are easily recognisable, especialy from a distance. Which is... you know the purpose of flags.
    Saying "here we are" and "come on then, if you think you are hard enough" to the world. European flags fufill that task with gusto.

    Personally I like the Nordic Cross flag used by Nordic countries. Its like a theme across the region. Every country has the same type of flag, but you can tell them apart at a glance. The flags gives the message "we are different, but also alike".

    Indeed. Simple is the way to go with flags. Once you put too much on it, it gets busy and messy and hard to make out.

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What? No arrangement of the stars into the pyramid with the Illuminati eye?

    I am disappoint.


    I like the circle, but I think it needs some tweaking. It sort of clashes with the otherwise square-centric geometry, and it leaves some pretty glaring blank space on the blue square.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jesus christ

    your state flags are bad

    but your city flags are an atrocity

    we use coat of arms for everything and damn, if it doesn't look much better:

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    That's municipal/city flags, and there are rules for that kind of shit. You can't just get the councillor's cousin to whip something up in ms paint

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    Even our church has an awesome coat of arms

    the national coat of arms is pretty sweet though

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    but if that isn't gaudy enough we have the older version

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    yes there totally is another, smaller lion with an axe on top of that crown. One isn't enough.

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  • CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah, we sure have a thing for lions in Scandinavia. Here's Denmark

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    And here's our royal coat of arms.

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    No, I don't know who those dudes are, but at least we've got a polar bear from Greenland.

    Cherrn on
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  • Saint MadnessSaint Madness Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There is also this one

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    lions used to be native to europe

    europeans drove them to extinction sometime in the dark ages i think

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