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More Oil For Everyone!

skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
There's been another oil rig explosion.

All the workers are safe.

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[strike]Buuuut now there are reports of an [strike]oil leak[/strike] sheen from it... [/strike]
No oil!

Oh, and it wasn't BP this time.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    we;lp

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    maybe an incoming hurricane will clean it up for us

    or we'll have an oilcane

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seriously, is this industry being run by the most evil people in the world or the dumbest people in the world?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Seriously, is this industry being run by the most evil people in the world or the dumbest people in the world?

    Why settle for one or the other when you can have both?

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If the gulf wasn't fucked before, I'm pretty sure it is now.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ban the rape of Mother Earth

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    she was asking for it with that short skirt

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If they can't not blow up oil rigs in the gulf, then they shouldn't be allowed to play oil man out there. For fucks sake, stop building death traps to save a few bucks.

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Ban the rape of Mother Earth

    why are you against business??

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Seriously, is this industry being run by the most evil people in the world or the dumbest people in the world?

    Why settle for one or the other when you can have both?

    Two horrid things that go worse together!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    I blame the farmers.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nartwak wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Ban the rape of Mother Earth

    why are you against business??

    the oil companies require tax breaks so they can afford safe rigs

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Clearly the person to blame here is BARRY HUSSEIN OBAMA

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nartwak wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Ban the rape of Mother Earth

    why are you against business??

    You'd hate them to if your mother was a bukkakee specialist.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah, Obama and his secret muslin terruhists are blowing up oil rigs in the gulf to promote their global warming, anti-america agenda.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Clearly the person to blame here is BARRY HUSSEIN OBAMA

    I can't believe you guys trusted a guy named Hussein to not get oil all over everything

    looks like its time we took back america

    from

    uh

    the oil streak

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought the platform isn't producing at the moment? How can there be a leak?

    If it's from the storage, then 4,200 gallons is nothing compared to Deepwater.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This says that is wasn't producing.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So Time is saying that it'll be easier to clean this spill up than the BP thing because it was in shallow waters?

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Deepwater? is that what they're calling it now?

    Christ

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Current reports are saying that it was producing oil at the time of the explosion, no evidence of a leak. The rig was 380 platform-A.

    Here is the press release

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm so confused!
    "The company confirmed that a fire started on board the platform, but said that an initial flyover of the site indicated "no hydrocarbon spill." However, Jindal said there were reports of a "sheen" stretching just over a mile long."
    source

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Shoulda called the rig Big Shell

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wonder what it's like to be that evil.

    Like, I'm satisfied by being a jackass in RPGs, but to be an oil executive in real life? Man, that must be something.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    I wonder what it's like to be that evil.

    Like, I'm satisfied by being a jackass in RPGs, but to be an oil executive in real life? Man, that must be something.

    It's the closest thing to a comic book villain that we have in real life. Evil, inept, and constantly being a pain in the ass.

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DontShootToasters wrote: »
    Deepwater? is that what they're calling it now?

    Christ

    well i mean the rig that exploded first was called the deepwater horizon sooo

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DontShootToasters wrote: »
    Deepwater? is that what they're calling it now?

    Christ

    Deepwater Horizon was the name of the rig

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Deepwater Event Horizon

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    What impact is this expected to have on squirrels?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Deep Impact Horizon.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    remember kids, vote republican for more oil

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love the google maps thing on that news page. Just a marker with blue all around it when default.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Drill baby drill!

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That rig name is just begging for horrible shit to happen on it.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Do people make these things out of TNT

    That is not a suitable building material!

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Deepwater Event Horizon

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    Drill baby Drill

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Someone or something is trying to kill New Orleans

    edit: Found the link

    damn, this is is awesome.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I can't wait until they interview the work crew consisting of Wile E. Coyote, Ted Kaczynski, Crazy Harry from the Muppet Show, and Timothy McVeigh.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter, you're a scientist, right? Fix the leak please

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