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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oilbamacare

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys, we just need to get the dickwolves to rape all the oil out of the ocean and our problem is solved

    But Dickwolves hate lubrication.

    They like to buy used games at GameStop though.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well since God is omniscient and omnipotent He could have stopped the murder, but chose not to, meaning He is at least responsible for manslaughter.

    That's not manslaughter.

    Criminal law almost never imposes affirmative duties to act. Failing to intervene and stop a crime, even if you could do so easily, is almost never grounds for criminal liability.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    We need to find a way to harness the perverse energy of homosexuals for our benefit.

    gay marriage

    you have any idea how much is going to get spent on "bridesmaids?"

    Would you like to join my cabinet? You can be Secretary of OMG Icky Homosexual Affairs.

    I would be honored, Mr. President

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Someone in the know, besides the increased risk of explosion why arnt we using hydrogen to power cars yet? Also wind farms are awesome, we have one like 45 minuets from me that powers a whole town. More windfarms please.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    more nuclear power, please

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well since God is omniscient and omnipotent He could have stopped the murder, but chose not to, meaning He is at least responsible for manslaughter.

    That's not manslaughter.

    Criminal law almost never imposes affirmative duties to act. Failing to intervene and stop a crime, even if you could do so easily, is almost never grounds for criminal liability.
    WHATEVER "THE MAN"
    I DO WHAT I WANT

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    When hippies say something like "we've got a weapon way more powerful than guns or bombs, man! We've got LOVE!"

    I picture a bunch of generals and government scientists sitting around a big table in a secret facility, with a big screen in the background playing a video recording of the hippie saying that. Then they start discussing how to harness this powerful force called "love" for military use, so as to prevent a love gap.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i should rewatch dr.strangelove right now

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    When hippies say something like "we've got a weapon way more powerful than guns or bombs, man! We've got LOVE!"

    I picture a bunch of generals and government scientists sitting around a big table in a secret facility, with a big screen in the background playing a video recording of the hippie saying that. Then they start discussing how to harness this powerful force called "love" for military use, so as to prevent a love gap.

    Gay Bomb

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i think more people should ride bikes

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    When hippies say something like "we've got a weapon way more powerful than guns or bombs, man! We've got LOVE!"

    I picture a bunch of generals and government scientists sitting around a big table in a secret facility, with a big screen in the background playing a video recording of the hippie saying that. Then they start discussing how to harness this powerful force called "love" for military use, so as to prevent a love gap.

    Barry White.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i think more people should ride bikes

    Critical Mass has made me irrationally hate cyclists. I know that riding a bike instead of driving a car is a good thing (why do people feel the need to capitalize those words lately?).

    And I know they aren't ALL arrogant, sanctimonious pricks, but it's hard for me not to view them as such. Sorry dude. Nothing personal.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    When hippies say something like "we've got a weapon way more powerful than guns or bombs, man! We've got LOVE!"

    I picture a bunch of generals and government scientists sitting around a big table in a secret facility, with a big screen in the background playing a video recording of the hippie saying that. Then they start discussing how to harness this powerful force called "love" for military use, so as to prevent a love gap.

    I filled your mom's love gap last night

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what do they do at critical mass that's so bad? i've never seen a critical mass btw

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what do they do at critical mass that's so bad? i've never seen a critical mass btw

    The general idea is to completely block traffic for hours and hours with a big clump of assholes
    these assholes also happen to be riding bicycles

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    When hippies say something like "we've got a weapon way more powerful than guns or bombs, man! We've got LOVE!"

    I picture a bunch of generals and government scientists sitting around a big table in a secret facility, with a big screen in the background playing a video recording of the hippie saying that. Then they start discussing how to harness this powerful force called "love" for military use, so as to prevent a love gap.

    I filled your mom's love gap last night

    From what I heard, you barely made a dent in her love gap.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Someone in the know, besides the increased risk of explosion why arnt we using hydrogen to power cars yet? Also wind farms are awesome, we have one like 45 minuets from me that powers a whole town. More windfarms please.

    There aren't very many affordable sources of hydrogen and most (95%) of it is still refined from fossil fuels currently.

    Also wind farms are not that awesome at all really. They are extremely expensive, unreliable, inefficient, and nobody likes having them in their neighborhood.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what do they do at critical mass that's so bad? i've never seen a critical mass btw

    they cut off traffic across the city so people can "safely" ride their bicycles across town, causing more traffic and more idling cars spewing CO2 into the atmosphere

    womp

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    How the fuck does a name like "Kermit Butts" happen?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nuclear power is pretty great.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    How the fuck does a name like "Kermit Butts" happen?

    Because Gonzo Vaginas was too obvious.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what do they do at critical mass that's so bad? i've never seen a critical mass btw

    they cut off traffic across the city so people can "safely" ride their bicycles across town, causing more traffic and more idling cars spewing CO2 into the atmosphere

    womp
    Cmass is dumb, but on the other hand I've been biking a whole bunch this summer (and also am turning into a total bike fag and eyeing a dropbar singlespeed of some sort, but that's neither here nor there), and for every douche cyclist I see, there are three douche drivers who are either completely clueless as to how to drive around cyclists or are total dicks and are out to make my life harder.

    I live in New York though so there are a lot of douche cyclists, but still even more so douche drivers.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    we should all just

    share the road

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    we should all just

    share the road

    Share?

    What are you some kinda communist?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    we should all just

    share the road

    Between the lady in the parked car throwing her door open without looking and the dude in the giant truck that is not paying attention and/or doesn't think he should move over for cyclists anyway, there doesn't seem to be space for me in this scenario.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    we should all just

    share the road

    only quitters share

    we're Americans

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i wish the world was a better place

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but what if we bomb the oil?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hey how come cars are always such boring colors like white, beige, and gray and shit? it is seriously depressing

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what do they do at critical mass that's so bad? i've never seen a critical mass btw

    they cut off traffic across the city so people can "safely" ride their bicycles across town, causing more traffic and more idling cars spewing CO2 into the atmosphere

    womp
    Cmass is dumb, but on the other hand I've been biking a whole bunch this summer (and also am turning into a total bike fag and eyeing a dropbar singlespeed of some sort, but that's neither here nor there), and for every douche cyclist I see, there are three douche drivers who are either completely clueless as to how to drive around cyclists or are total dicks and are out to make my life harder.

    I live in New York though so there are a lot of douche cyclists, but still even more so douche drivers.

    god damn it Ivan

    if you get a stupid haircut and a single speed I'm gonna throw a branch in your front wheel and then shave your head

    you know that, right?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I see plenty of red and blue cars, and a fair number of green and yellow cars.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but what if we bomb the oil?

    That just might work.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    start a chain reaction of bombs

    eventually one of the thousands of bombs lined up will either fix a problem we have, or blow up something/one we don't like

    cars are boring, let's bomb them

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i'm still a supporter of that nasa project that used nuclear bombs as propulsion in space

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Cars are great, if you don't like cars you don't like ammurica.

    They are beige because all the good colors get the lower classes all excitable, don't wanna give them any hope or nothin.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    what do they do at critical mass that's so bad? i've never seen a critical mass btw

    they cut off traffic across the city so people can "safely" ride their bicycles across town, causing more traffic and more idling cars spewing CO2 into the atmosphere

    womp
    Cmass is dumb, but on the other hand I've been biking a whole bunch this summer (and also am turning into a total bike fag and eyeing a dropbar singlespeed of some sort, but that's neither here nor there), and for every douche cyclist I see, there are three douche drivers who are either completely clueless as to how to drive around cyclists or are total dicks and are out to make my life harder.

    I live in New York though so there are a lot of douche cyclists, but still even more so douche drivers.

    god damn it Ivan

    if you get a stupid haircut and a single speed I'm gonna throw a branch in your front wheel and then shave your head

    you know that, right?
    Singlespeed != fixed gear (though easily changed usually).

    More or less I just want a simpler looking bike on proper road tires, and I think I can deal with singlespeed if it's a decent cog. And dropbars are just comfy.

    And let's face it, I can't even pull off a stupid haircut. Fro' or nothing.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    How the fuck does a name like "Kermit Butts" happen?

    Samuel Boob was already taken.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I lik the idea for spacecraft with Mach Effect thrusters. Propellantless thrust!

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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