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Phone Numbers

GibbsGibbs Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
I got a phone call this morning from a number with 12 digits.

XXX-XXX-XXXXXX

Can someone insult me/explain what that means?

I could barely understand the guy. Thinking back, his accent seemed Indian. And the noise in the background would indicate business/telemarketer. But at 6 am? Sheesh.

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I've got a bad case of lovin' you.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gibbs wrote: »
    Can someone insult me

    You have a wicked case of rodeo testicles

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    a different region code, so probably another country

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    'rodeo testicles' is an interesting google

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    GibbsGibbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gibbs wrote: »
    Can someone insult me

    You have a wicked case of rodeo testicles

    That's the stuff.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's a Nigerian Prince and he has a business proposition for you to help him get his family's money out of the country. There's a lot of money in it for you.

    Also, you suck more dick than a frat bro on the down low in prison.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah that was me

    youre a terrible conversationist

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I got a phone number

    it is

    237-0DAN

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I got a phone number

    it is

    237-0DAN

    mine is XXX-KYLE

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    XXX-KYLE sounds like a porn site i would be wary of

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You can call me from my signature, too.

    But nobody does :(

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    XXX-KYLE sounds like a porn site i would be wary of

    Kyle and Trevor do body shots off their bitchin' abs together, then fuck like 20 times. After that, they take Trevor's Jeep to the beach to play volleyball while oiling each other up. NO HOMO!

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I gots a new phone number

    515-POOP

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Would you really want to get called at random by the general populous of this forum?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sure.

    Then I could post the transcriptions. Google Voice has some hilarious transcriptions.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Clearly you don't know how to social network, JC of DI

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Getting phone calls at 3am that are nothing but farts followed by someone screaming the word "COCK!". Good times.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Getting phone calls at 3am that are nothing but farts followed by someone screaming the word "COCK!". Good times.

    Wait, how do you know my mother?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So this guy hits the sauce a little too hard last night. Ends up in no shape to drive. Crashes on our couch, as is the responsible thing to do. I can respect that.

    But if he doesn't wake the fuck up and answer his ringing-over-and-over-and-over again phone, I'm gonna beat him to death with an oscillating fan. I'm trying to marathon Friday Night Lights, and he's fucking it up.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hahahaha yesss fuck that fat fucker i hope he gets life

    im-ing teefs right now, expecting extreme pessimism

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gibbs wrote: »
    I got a phone call this morning from a number with 12 digits.

    XXX-XXX-XXXXXX

    Can someone insult me/explain what that means?

    I could barely understand the guy. Thinking back, his accent seemed Indian. And the noise in the background would indicate business/telemarketer. But at 6 am? Sheesh.

    Maybe they're trying to get you to call them back and it costs a million billion dollars a minute

    Last year, some african number (don't remember exactly which country code it was) kept calling me. A couple of times I answered the phone before they hung up, but they didn't speak any kind of language even remotely understandable by me

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    it was Tank with your exit

    you missed it

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    it was Tank with your exit

    you missed it

    the+matrix.jpg

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I would watch that movie a million times

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I figured that would tickle your pickle, Pooro

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fuck yeah bruce lee as neo

    that would cut the learning kung fu part down to like a minute

    fucking ruby rhod did you know that is one of my favorite karaoke songs

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I figured that would tickle your pickle, Pooro

    Consider my pickle quite sufficiently tickled

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bruce_lee_iron_fist.jpg


    There's also a fantastic Masters of the Universe one but there is naked lady on it.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    fuck yeah bruce lee as neo

    that would cut the learning kung fu part down to like a minute

    fucking ruby rhod did you know that is one of my favorite karaoke songs

    Who doesn't love getting drunk and singing it to a crowd of strangers?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    fuck yeah bruce lee as neo

    that would cut the learning kung fu part down to like a minute

    fucking ruby rhod did you know that is one of my favorite karaoke songs

    Who doesn't love getting drunk and singing it to a crowd of strangers?

    it is an ancient tale of a man's struggle with himself over contacting a possible transsexual for casual sex

    quite honestly one of the best song of all time

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g

    Give us a call on 1800-I-REALLY-ENJOY-CARPETING.

    #pipe on
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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    where does one go to see more posters like Iron Fist and The Matrix posted here.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    where does one go to see more posters like Iron Fist and The Matrix posted here.

    http://hartter.blogspot.com/2009/11/misc.html

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Some are better than others.

    But boy, did this make me laugh

    plastic%2Bman%2Bmovie.jpg

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    The Ghostbuers one just made me jizz myself.

    GHOSTBUSTERS_FAKE_POSTER.jpg

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    XXX-KYLE sounds like a porn site i would be wary of

    Kyle and Trevor do body shots off their bitchin' abs together, then fuck like 20 times. After that, they take Trevor's Jeep to the beach to play volleyball while oiling each other up. NO HOMO!

    i only know 1 guy named Trevor and he doesnt have a jeep

    nor abs that id want to do shots off of

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    girl gimmie yo digits

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    GibbsGibbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    I'd probably watch this thrice.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I got a call yesterday from 000-012-3456.

    Yeah, I would ever answer that shit.

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