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ITT We Discuss Waffles *Round & Square Alike*

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN DEW, FUCK WHATEVER'S ON THAT PLATE AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE COLOR OF THE KEYBOARD

    I WANTS ME SOME DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FACT: Waffles taste better in a circular iron.

    FACT: Hitler ate square waffles.

    FACT: Hitler murdered 6,000,000 Jews.

    FACT: Every year square waffles cause upwards of 6,000,000 breakfast related injuries.

    ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT HITLER'S GHOST HAS BECOME THE SPIRIT OF SQUARE WAFFLES THEMSELVES?

    YOU BE THE JUDGE, AMERICA.

    You're with the Pro Pancake Propaganda Platform aren't you?

    Answer me dammit!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait a sec. Isn't that Live Wire Mountain Dew?

    Isn't that all kinds of extinct?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This thread is way too syrupy for my taste.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That is slanderous, Otaku.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Wait a sec. Isn't that Live Wire Mountain Dew?

    Isn't that all kinds of extinct?
    Wait a sec. Isn't that another "Wii"/"We" joke in your sig?

    Aren't they all kinds of extinct?

    sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    seriously though, square waffles suck.
    I don't even consider them waffles.

    I consider them crap

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Wait a sec. Isn't that Live Wire Mountain Dew?

    Isn't that all kinds of extinct?
    No. I see it all the time...

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That is slanderous, Otaku.

    No, slander would be calling you a stump fucking cuntbucket. What I am serving today is a big heaping portion of the truth with a side of freedom you fascist pig.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    seriously though, square waffles suck.
    I don't even consider them waffles.

    I consider them crap
    Facist, even?

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    seriously though, square waffles suck.
    I don't even consider them waffles.

    I consider them crap
    Facist, even?

    yes, I do believe I would go that far.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Wait a sec. Isn't that Live Wire Mountain Dew?

    Isn't that all kinds of extinct?
    No. I see it all the time...

    Weird. It vanished along with Pitch Black a long time ago locally.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Interesting.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.

    Stale on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.

    stop being a midget.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.

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    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

    well, I'm pointing and laughing.




    you could call 911 and try and get on one of those sites than posts stupid 911 calls?

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
    Do you have a grabby thing?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Interesting.

    I see what you are trying to do and it will not work.

    You can't silence delicious.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    You mean a hand?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Do you have a grabby thing?
    Boy what in tarnation is wrong with you.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    507974

    I'm sure you can modify for waffle iron pokeage.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    It's too heavy.

    t: Sil This idea has merit.

    Stale on
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    For some reason my roommates won't put the toaster oven away on any of the shelves we can reach normally. It must go on the very top shelf.

    This does not explain why they put the toaster oven away in the first place.

    I think I'm going to have to kill my roommates.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    It's too heavy.

    t: Sil This idea has merit.

    Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    You mean a hand?
    no damn it. One of those extension grabbers you see in TV.

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    this thing

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Waffles are fantastic with a liberal dose of crunchy peanut butter, sliced bananna, and strawberry jam.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    It's too heavy.

    t: Sil This idea has merit.

    Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you.
    Get off the stage.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I should ask in H/A.


    Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.

    Stale on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    I should ask in H/A.


    Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.
    yay

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Waffles are fantastic with a liberal dose of crunchy peanut butter, sliced bananna, and strawberry jam.

    I prefer creamy peanut butter.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    I should ask in H/A.


    Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.


    Maybe one of them will 911 for you.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    I should ask in H/A.


    Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.

    That's how most H/A issues get resolved, actually. Even the computer/tech ones.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Waffles are fantastic with a liberal dose of crunchy peanut butter, sliced bananna, and strawberry jam.

    I prefer creamy peanut butter.
    But Geek it has to be Danish Organic Peanut butter with organic whole grain waffles, locally grown banannas, and hand crafted strawberry jam.

    j/k

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I should ask in H/A.


    Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.


    Maybe one of them will 911 for you.

    before or after we rupture our colons?


    MrHands.mpg

    Stale on
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    It's too heavy.

    t: Sil This idea has merit.

    Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you.
    Get off the stage.

    I will beat you like a red headed stepchild.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    ok, I need to reach my waffle iron.

    It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.


    My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.

    Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.


    What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?


    edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
    Do you have a grabby thing?

    It's too heavy.

    t: Sil This idea has merit.

    Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you.
    Get off the stage.

    I will beat you like a red headed stepchild.
    I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time a smack your mother before she did crack while she was pregnate with you

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    haha... victory!


    I piled the dog food bags up on top of each other and pulled the iron on top of them by hooking the cord with a "grabby stick".

    Iron fell into the bag of dog food and did not break itself.


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    Stale on
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ingenious.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The dog food was irrepairably damaged, though.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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