Penguin Incarnate wrote: FACT: Waffles taste better in a circular iron. FACT: Hitler ate square waffles. FACT: Hitler murdered 6,000,000 Jews. FACT: Every year square waffles cause upwards of 6,000,000 breakfast related injuries. ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT HITLER'S GHOST HAS BECOME THE SPIRIT OF SQUARE WAFFLES THEMSELVES? YOU BE THE JUDGE, AMERICA.
cj iwakura wrote: Wait a sec. Isn't that Live Wire Mountain Dew? Isn't that all kinds of extinct?
Penguin Incarnate wrote: That is slanderous, Otaku.
seriously though, square waffles suck. I don't even consider them waffles. I consider them crap
Penguin Incarnate wrote: seriously though, square waffles suck. I don't even consider them waffles. I consider them crap Facist, even?
ZeroZero wrote: cj iwakura wrote: Wait a sec. Isn't that Live Wire Mountain Dew? Isn't that all kinds of extinct? No. I see it all the time...
Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. xxxxWIxxxx x x x x x x x x x x My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Penguin Incarnate wrote: Interesting.
ZeroZero wrote: Do you have a grabby thing?
ZeroZero wrote: Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing. Do you have a grabby thing?
Stale wrote: ZeroZero wrote: Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing. Do you have a grabby thing? It's too heavy. t: Sil This idea has merit.
The Geek wrote: ZeroZero wrote: Do you have a grabby thing? You mean a hand?
The Otaku Inquisition wrote: Stale wrote: ZeroZero wrote: Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing. Do you have a grabby thing? It's too heavy. t: Sil This idea has merit. Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you.
Stale wrote: I should ask in H/A. Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.
Druhim wrote: Waffles are fantastic with a liberal dose of crunchy peanut butter, sliced bananna, and strawberry jam.
The Geek wrote: Druhim wrote: Waffles are fantastic with a liberal dose of crunchy peanut butter, sliced bananna, and strawberry jam. I prefer creamy peanut butter.
Silmaril wrote: Stale wrote: I should ask in H/A. Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara. Maybe one of them will 911 for you.
Vivixenne wrote: The Otaku Inquisition wrote: Stale wrote: ZeroZero wrote: Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing. Do you have a grabby thing? It's too heavy. t: Sil This idea has merit. Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you. Get off the stage.
The Otaku Inquisition wrote: Vivixenne wrote: The Otaku Inquisition wrote: Stale wrote: ZeroZero wrote: Stale wrote: ok, I need to reach my waffle iron. It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet. My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron. Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing. Do you have a grabby thing? It's too heavy. t: Sil This idea has merit. Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you. Get off the stage. I will beat you like a red headed stepchild.
The Otaku Inquisition wrote: Lame.
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I WANTS ME SOME DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
You're with the Pro Pancake Propaganda Platform aren't you?
Answer me dammit!
Isn't that all kinds of extinct?
Aren't they all kinds of extinct?
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
I don't even consider them waffles.
I consider them crap
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No, slander would be calling you a stump fucking cuntbucket. What I am serving today is a big heaping portion of the truth with a side of freedom you fascist pig.
yes, I do believe I would go that far.
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Weird. It vanished along with Pitch Black a long time ago locally.
It sits on a shelf about 8 feet up. The pantry is 3 feet by four feet.
My arm ends about 2 feet short of the iron.
Trick: The iron can not fall, as it will probably injure me, or itself.
What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
edit: bah fuck it. my cool little graph didn't retain the spacing.
stop being a midget.
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well, I'm pointing and laughing.
you could call 911 and try and get on one of those sites than posts stupid 911 calls?
I see what you are trying to do and it will not work.
You can't silence delicious.
You mean a hand?
I'm sure you can modify for waffle iron pokeage.
It's too heavy.
t: Sil This idea has merit.
This does not explain why they put the toaster oven away in the first place.
I think I'm going to have to kill my roommates.
Use the Forks. If you truly desire waffles, they will come to you.
this thing
Maybe one of them will come over and get it for me. Then we can order some sex on Craigslist and cut ourselves while applying mascara.
I prefer creamy peanut butter.
Maybe one of them will 911 for you.
That's how most H/A issues get resolved, actually. Even the computer/tech ones.
j/k
before or after we rupture our colons?
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I will beat you like a red headed stepchild.
I piled the dog food bags up on top of each other and pulled the iron on top of them by hooking the cord with a "grabby stick".
Iron fell into the bag of dog food and did not break itself.
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