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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I never thought I'd live to see the day.

    I've never even played Duke Nukem games, but I almost feel obliged to buy it day one. I have no idea why!

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So is anyone else planning on playing through Duke Nukem 3D tonight in celebration? If you don't have it, remember it's only 5.99 on gog.com.

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Every time I see some obnoxious sig on another forum I'm reminded of how much I love PA.

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  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    imad

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    anoffday wrote: »
    So is anyone else planning on playing through Duke Nukem 3D tonight in celebration? If you don't have it, remember it's only 5.99 on gog.com.

    I have it on N64. It would be an excellent way to celebrate. Especially with that rad electric guitar midi sample they use!

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
    a shameful picture.


    Ugh.

    Also good examplesof a multiplatform game being a lot better (graphically) on the pc are Mafia 2 and Batman.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    One isn't good enough for this so I'm going to have to spoiler a handful of them...
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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    Ahahahahaha

    Halo kids can die in a fire.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You guys seen this?

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    My.. Brain. What is this feeling? :x

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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh yea, anyone else find it shameful that most of the previews from PAX so far don't even recognize that that giant boss on the football field is actually the final boss from Duke Nukem 3D?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I can't wait to hear what Jeff Gerstmann has to say about this

    because these were his last words on the subject FOUR YEARS AGO

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    Holy crap, it's not shopped. He's like a parody come to life.

    D:

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  • TetraNitroCubaneTetraNitroCubane The Djinnerator At the bottom of a bottleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I was about to make a snarky comment regarding young kids and their haloz, when a startling realization dawned upon me.

    Duke Nukem Forever was first announced in April of 1997. I was a freshman in highschool at that time. Before DNF actually is available for purchase, I will have a Ph.D. finally. Christ. That's actually a little depressing.

    [size="-2"](With an obligatory relink to the list)[/size]
    Oh yea, anyone else find it shameful that most of the previews from PAX so far don't even recognize that that giant boss on the football field is actually the final boss from Duke Nukem 3D?

    From what Kotaku posted, it's almost blow-for-blow identical in many regards - Right up to letting you re-enact the boss-ending cutscene in-engine.

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I love that list.

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  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wow. Duke Nukem Forever. I was in the 9th grade when PC Gamer ran their original cover story on this. I have gone through high school, college, and graduate school in the time they spent developing this game.

    It's difficult for me to believe that this is actually being done.

    Edit:
    I was about to make a snarky comment regarding young kids and their haloz, when a startling realization dawned upon me.

    Duke Nukem Forever was first announced in April of 1997. I was a freshman in highschool at that time. Before DNF actually is available for purchase, I will have a Ph.D. finally. Christ. That's actually a little depressing.

    HIGH FIVE!

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You may want to consider betting on Duke.

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    slash is going to be soooooooooo pleased!

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  • TetraNitroCubaneTetraNitroCubane The Djinnerator At the bottom of a bottleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hedgethorn wrote: »
    Wow. Duke Nukem Forever. I was in the 9th grade when PC Gamer ran their original cover story on this. I have gone through high school, college, and graduate school in the time they spent developing this game.

    It's difficult for me to believe that this is actually being done.

    Edit:
    I was about to make a snarky comment regarding young kids and their haloz, when a startling realization dawned upon me.

    Duke Nukem Forever was first announced in April of 1997. I was a freshman in highschool at that time. Before DNF actually is available for purchase, I will have a Ph.D. finally. Christ. That's actually a little depressing.

    HIGH FIVE!

    Hells yeah! *Fist bump*

    I bet Duke was just doing the same thing, getting a higher degree in ass-kicking.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rizzi wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    My.. Brain. What is this feeling? :x

    The best response was a gif someone put up 3 posts later http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/667/333bfd0.gif (linked instead of embedded because its a 4MB file).

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    And to think, all it took was a developer who didn't sit on their asses all day playing WoW.

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My favourite parts of that list.
    World War II and the entire Manhattan Project. Yes, even the complete development of the atomic bomb took less time.
    The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled 8.8 billion miles from Earth.
    In 1997, the fastest consumer internet connection was a 33.6 kbps modem. On average, consumer internet connections are nearly 1000 times faster in 2009.
    When Duke Nukem Forever was announced, the fastest processor available to consumers was a 233Mhz Pentium. Since its death the clock speed of consumer processors has increased over 16 times (32 times counting dual cores), and the fabrication process has decreased from 250nm to 45nm.

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ronya wrote: »
    Holy crap, it's not shopped. He's like a parody come to life.

    D:


    Nevertheless, that thread has one great comment in it:

    I'll buy this game out of respect for the people that died waiting for it.

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tig wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Holy crap, it's not shopped. He's like a parody come to life.

    D:


    Nevertheless, that thread has one great comment in it:

    I'll buy this game out of respect for the people that died waiting for it.

    Hahahahaha

    Nice

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    not

    one

    bit

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    Well they got their game taken away from them for being failures, so I'm going to say yes

    I'd probably be bitter too

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fig-D wrote: »
    Rizzi wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    My.. Brain. What is this feeling? :x

    The best response was a gif someone put up 3 posts later http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/667/333bfd0.gif (linked instead of embedded because its a 4MB file).

    Well, the guys name is HaloReachGOTY ....I mean really.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    From what I hear, most employees of 3D Realms are working at Gearbox now.

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I remember playing a Vietnam mod on Duke3D, then flicking through the magazine and seeing some shots of Duke Forever taken in what looked like the current Unreal engine. Some sort of hillbilly with a pitchfork was involved. It looked awesome...

    ...I am without words now, only hopes.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I really wonder how George Broussard feels about this

    On the one hand, his game is being released finally, the culmination of all his work will finally see the light of day

    On the other hand, the only way it's getting released is because the publisher took it away from him and then brought in another developer to finish it because George Broussard failed for thirteen solid years to produce anything more than pipe dreams

    He's gotta have some complicated feelings about all this

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    donhonk wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    From what I hear, most employees of 3D Realms are working at Gearbox now.
    Well hopefully someone was fired, and not brought over. I can't imagine everyone at 3DRealms being lazy, but they def. had to have their fair share of lazy people. A game isn't in development for this long because the team is hard working and dedicated.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    anoffday wrote: »
    donhonk wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    From what I hear, most employees of 3D Realms are working at Gearbox now.
    Well hopefully someone was fired, and not brought over. I can't imagine everyone at 3DRealms being lazy, but they def. had to have their fair share of lazy people. A game isn't in development for this long because the team is hard working and dedicated.

    It can be if the management is poor.

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  • reddeathreddeath Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    anoffday wrote: »
    donhonk wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    From what I hear, most employees of 3D Realms are working at Gearbox now.
    Well hopefully someone was fired, and not brought over. I can't imagine everyone at 3DRealms being lazy, but they def. had to have their fair share of lazy people. A game isn't in development for this long because the team is hard working and dedicated.

    This kind of blame you don't lay on anyone but management.

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  • TetraNitroCubaneTetraNitroCubane The Djinnerator At the bottom of a bottleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    anoffday wrote: »
    donhonk wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    So I've been posting at 3dRealms' forums ever since 2002. Since today, they have put an end to all Duke Nukem Forever discussions. Are they bitter?

    From what I hear, most employees of 3D Realms are working at Gearbox now.
    Well hopefully someone was fired, and not brought over. I can't imagine everyone at 3DRealms being lazy, but they def. had to have their fair share of lazy people. A game isn't in development for this long because the team is hard working and dedicated.

    It can be if the management is poor.

    This is exactly why Daikatana took so long to make, and then sucked when it was released.

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  • ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really wonder how George Broussard feels about this

    On the one hand, his game is being released finally, the culmination of all his work will finally see the light of day

    On the other hand, the only way it's getting released is because the publisher took it away from him and then brought in another developer to finish it because George Broussard failed for thirteen solid years to produce anything more than pipe dreams

    He's gotta have some complicated feelings about all this

    He's been hyping up/teasing on his twitter all week, so I don't think he's too fussed about it.

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  • TigTig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    At this point I really don't care about this game at all. I liked the original game just fine, but that was ages ago and I never really felt the need for more and I never understood the lust for DNF.

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