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MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Girl who kicked Mountie in face pleads guilty

A 14-year-old girl has pleaded guilty to assaulting an RCMP officer after kicking her in the face at a youth correctional facility near Yorkton.

The incident happened Dec. 22, two days after 800 unionized corrections workers went on strike across the province and the Mounties were brought in to take their places.

According to the RCMP, the girl, who's from Regina, kicked the officer on the side of the face, causing minor injuries. While the girl was being restrained, she allegedly threatened the life of the arresting officer and a second officer, also from Yorkton.

The teen appeared in Yorkton youth court on Tuesday and pleaded guilty to one charge of assaulting a police officer and two counts of uttering threats. The youth will remain in custody until sentencing on March 6.

The RCMP said earlier this month there have been a small number of similar incidents since they took over duties in the jails and youth facilities, but no one has been seriously hurt.

Rawr

In conclusion, women from Regina are crazy Mountie beating bitches.

So what's going on in your neck of the woods today?

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    HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    someone got stabbed down the road from my house

    shit like that doesnt usually go down around here

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    hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Hybrid wrote:
    someone got stabbed down the road from my house

    shit like that doesnt usually go down around here
    don't you live in Australia, the country founded by criminals?

    I thought it was 'murder erryday'

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ive just been watching little bits of 'my sassy girl' so at the moment i would not mind a feisty girl one bit

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    HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hughtron wrote:
    Hybrid wrote:
    someone got stabbed down the road from my house

    shit like that doesnt usually go down around here
    don't you live in Australia, the country founded by criminals?

    I thought it was 'murder erryday'

    yeah, but I never really hear of this sorta thing round here.

    although lots of gangs coming down from elizabeth and shit lately.

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hughtron wrote:
    Hybrid wrote:
    someone got stabbed down the road from my house

    shit like that doesnt usually go down around here
    don't you live in Australia, the country founded by criminals?

    I thought it was 'murder erryday'

    no it wasnt founded by criminals it was founded by the british

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    tarachi_mousetarachi_mouse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    some mayor got assasinated.

    the mayor of my province [who lives in my subdivision, down the street] was unfortunate enough to get his house raided for high powered weapons he has.

    if i see that guy on the street i'm totally going to laugh at him

    he's a total pussy anyway

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hybrid wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    Hybrid wrote:
    someone got stabbed down the road from my house

    shit like that doesnt usually go down around here
    don't you live in Australia, the country founded by criminals?

    I thought it was 'murder erryday'

    yeah, but I never really hear of this sorta thing round here.

    although lots of gangs coming down from elizabeth and shit lately.

    Well just goes to show you that violent and undesired behavior isn't really genetic, it's more a consequence of environment kind of thing.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    See the problem is that the RCMP officer is a female

    I mean

    they should've kept it males only

    also teenage girls are vicious and nasty

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Janson wrote:
    See the problem is that the RCMP officer is a female

    I mean

    they should've kept it males only

    also teenage girls are vicious and nasty

    Yeah but that would seriously cut into any fantasies I might ever have about Mountie women in the near to distant future.

    Granted most of them look like bull dikes.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oden wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    Hybrid wrote:
    someone got stabbed down the road from my house

    shit like that doesnt usually go down around here
    don't you live in Australia, the country founded by criminals?

    I thought it was 'murder erryday'

    no it wasnt founded by criminals it was founded by the british

    and then packed full of convicts

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    MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My cousin tried to shove a 40oz up a prostitutes twat.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    a noble endeavour

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    A house exploded and shot a lady straight out into her backyard. She didn't die, though.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    They started arresting those guys scavanging off the coast of Devon or wherever it was.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Some people in my area have been stealing railroad track pieces and selling them to scrap yards.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    In Australia recently, a shark tried to eat a dude so he punched it right in the fucking eye.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Australia: racist against sharks

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Some guy in my area went into a building in the process of being torn down to steal the copper piping, because copper prices are through the roof. Speaking of the roof, the one on this building collapsed while he was in there ripping shit out and killed him.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My high school science teacher was recently arrested for molestation and being a pedophile. This comes a year after another teacher was arrested for being a major drug kingpin of Baltimore. You'd expect better from an upper class white suburb

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I haven't really been paying attention to the news, but if the last 100 years tell me anything, it's that in the last 24 hours at least one guy's been shot, two have been robbed, and someone is protesting something.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moving onto national news (note the clever topic above):
    Hundreds of people are suddenly discovering that they are not Canadians as new laws requiring travellers to have a passport to fly to the U.S. go into effect Tuesday, CBC's investigative unit has learned.

    Many applying for a Canadian passport have been informed their chance to remain a citizen expired years ago because of an obscure provision in the Citizenship Act, a little-known law that applied between 1947 and 1977.

    The law states that if you lived outside Canada on your 24th birthday and failed to sign the right form, you automatically lost your citizenship.

    Barbara Porteous applied for a passport last year and was told in a letter from Citizenship and Immigration that she would have to apply to become a landed immigrant after spending most of her 70 years in Canada.

    "These documents confirm you were a Canadian citizen, but you ceased being a Canadian citizen on June 14, 1960, the day following your 24th birthday," the letter read.

    Full Article:
    http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2007/01/23/citizenship-passports.html

    Man I think my friend was in England for his 24th....

    Uh oh.

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    why 24 though, what's the significance of that

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oden wrote:
    why 24 though, what's the significance of that

    Canadians go Super Sayan at 24.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meiz wrote:
    Moving onto national news (note the clever topic above):
    Hundreds of people are suddenly discovering that they are not Canadians as new laws requiring travellers to have a passport to fly to the U.S. go into effect Tuesday, CBC's investigative unit has learned.

    Many applying for a Canadian passport have been informed their chance to remain a citizen expired years ago because of an obscure provision in the Citizenship Act, a little-known law that applied between 1947 and 1977.

    The law states that if you lived outside Canada on your 24th birthday and failed to sign the right form, you automatically lost your citizenship.

    Barbara Porteous applied for a passport last year and was told in a letter from Citizenship and Immigration that she would have to apply to become a landed immigrant after spending most of her 70 years in Canada.

    "These documents confirm you were a Canadian citizen, but you ceased being a Canadian citizen on June 14, 1960, the day following your 24th birthday," the letter read.

    Full Article:
    http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2007/01/23/citizenship-passports.html

    Man I think my friend was in England for his 24th....

    Uh oh.
    I'm glad Canada is a bastion of logic and reason in this mixed-up world of ours.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meiz wrote:
    Oden wrote:
    why 24 though, what's the significance of that

    Canadians go Super Sayan at 24.

    OVER 9000, EH?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That has to be a joke. It can't not be a joke.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my mother kept telling me that i might lose my german citizenship when i turn 18 so i should get my passport renewed before then so ill at least have another few years til that expires

    but that wasnt true and they didnt care that i was 19

    so i can still wander into europe whenever i feel like it

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    also this new passport says that i am about a foot taller than i really am

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    Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wow that 24th birthday thing is screwed up. I can't even imagine why that would be necessary.

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    Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Uriel wrote:
    Some people in my area have been stealing railroad track pieces and selling them to scrap yards.
    Man, what? I live down in Sylvania and I haven't heard about this.

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited January 2007
    Wow that 24th birthday thing is screwed up. I can't even imagine why that would be necessary.

    i saw this thing on the news

    it was because she was born in the US to Canadian parents, and then moved back to Canada when she was like 9 or something

    then she never went out of her way to claim Canadian citizenship

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    seconalseconal Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_7191.aspx

    So that guy assaulted a 7-year old. I believe he got in the back door of a school.

    http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_7175.aspx

    This guy just randomly walked up to a woman walking with her infant and stabbed her in the back. It's been said that he had a little chuckle then ran.

    Also, a week or so prior, another lady was stabbed in the back travelling in our subway system.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Menace wrote:
    Wow that 24th birthday thing is screwed up. I can't even imagine why that would be necessary.

    i saw this thing on the news

    it was because she was born in the US to Canadian parents, and then moved back to Canada when she was like 9 or something

    then she never went out of her way to claim Canadian citizenship

    Yeah this is different though. It's that between 1947 and 1977, if you had your 24th b-day in another country without signing some form, you were no longer a Canadian citizen.

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    TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A teenager who strangled and helped dismember his mother while under the psychological control of a pedophile was freed Monday after 16 months in custody and granted youthful offender status.

    Angel Rosa, 16, was released to the custody of the psychologist who has been treating him since his arrest and who is adopting him.

    Erie County Judge Sheila A. DiTullio, citing "the highly unusual circumstances of this case," accepted the Erie County Probation Department's unprecedented recommendation to grant the youth youthful offender status. She also imposed a six-month jail term, which already has been satisfied by the time Rosa has spent in custody.

    Rosa was allowed by prosecutors to plead guilty June 9 to a reduced charge of first-degree manslaughter for strangling his mother in her Fargo Avenue flat two years ago. The plea came after defense and prosecution psychologists agreed he had been emotionally controlled by convicted pedophile Edwin Gimenez.

    Gimenez, 51, pleaded guilty Sept. 18 to second-degree murder for masterminding the Aug. 18, 2005, killing of Madeline Irene, whose remains were cut up and dumped in the Black Rock Channel. He had also been charged with repeatedly molesting Rosa and his younger half brother. On Dec. 6, DiTullio sentenced Gimenez to 25 years to life in prison.

    The judge agreed with Robert J. Cutting, Rosa's court-assigned lawyer, that after more than a year of constant sexual and psychological abuse at the hands of Gimenez the youth was literally a homicidal "tool in the hands of" the serial pedophile.

    Rosa told the judge he was "extremely sorry for what happened to my mother," and he thanked DiTullio for giving him the chance to try to "put my life together."

    The judge placed Rosa on probation for five years and directed him to perform 200 hours of community service. She also directed him to undergo any psychological counseling his adoptive mother and other mental-health professionals recommend.

    Court officials confirmed that Rosa's half brother, Jose, now 12, goes by a different last name and lives in Buffalo with other relatives and is an honor student.

    How is it that the pedophile gets the "second-degree manslaughter" charge? Dude... that's not cool!

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Tyracora wrote:
    How is it that the pedophile gets the "second-degree manslaughter" charge? Dude... that's not cool!

    They're saying he was responsible for the murder... it's not that far fetched if he has the 16 year old kid kill the woman.


    and 2nd degree murder is different than 2nd degree manslaughter.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tyracora wrote:
    How is it that the pedophile gets the "second-degree manslaughter" charge? Dude... that's not cool!

    Do you have any idea what happens to child molesters in prison?

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Here in Dallas, we're havin' a Hobo Roundup.

    If their numbers swell, they have to let us hunt them. It's the only way to keep the local ecosystem balanced.

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    TyracoraTyracora Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Note to self: do not skip over words.

    And actually, as far as I know, they serve their "life" sentence. >_>

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0107/2442.html

    Local in two ways:

    1) he was my congressional representative when I lived in PA

    2) the lawsuit takes place in my current hometown in DC

    It's interesting for several reasons, first and foremost the man was elected because he was a "family values conservative", and it turns out the man was cheating on his wife of 30+ years and loved to beat his much younger mistress. She filed a lawsuit because of the abuse, which he settled quickly because he had an upcoming election. One of the terms of the settlement was that she had to keep her mouth shut (presumably so he could win his re-election). She didn't keep her mouth shut (rather someone who new the details of the case didn't keep their mouth shut because the allegations of abuse and the affair were made rather public and used against him by his politcal opponent). Now that he lost the election he refuses to pay the settlement.

    Basically he's being a dick because his five year affair and frequent domestic abuse caused voters to turn against his hypocritic ass.

    Fuck 'em.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Some lady threw her baby into an oven.
    An Orlando woman was arrested on felony child abuse charges Monday after she turned on an oven, put her baby inside and left her apartment, according to Orlando police.

    Sharlyn Singh, 29, was arrested and charged with first-degree aggravated child abuse after police investigated the claims made by the 11-month-old baby's uncle.

    Morris Naraidoo told police that he was in the process of helping his brother, the baby's father, move out of Singh's apartment on Kirkman Road because they were breaking up. That's when he heard the baby crying.

    Naraidoo said that he asked Singh where the baby was, and Singh didn't answer him and walked out of the apartment, according to police.

    Naraidoo said he followed the baby's cry and realized it was coming from inside the oven, according to police. He told police the stove top was turned on but the oven was not hot enough to burn the baby.

    Naraidoo said he turned the stove off and removed the baby from the oven, according to Orlando police.

    "I was scared because I've never seen something like that before," Naraidoo said. "(The baby's mother) had a few drinks, and usually when she drinks, she gets a little drunk and acting crazy."

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