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definitely getting me one of them 'molded from celebrity orifices' fleshlights
Yeah I'm a bit suspicious of those. I mean, how do they make it? Do they take a molding of the inside of the girl's vagina? Do they have special measuring tools they insert? And what's quality control here, a guy fucking the girl then the fleshlight and ranking the experience? My suspicions are only increased by the fact that their target demographic has no basis for comparison to know if the fleshlight really is an accurate facsimile of the celebrity it claims to be based on.
just keep pushing in melted plastic until no more will fit
This is a nasty one CC, I think I have heard that 10+ houses have gone up in flames.
Also on the pornstar flesh light I would have to go with Evelyn Lee. I always thought she was just hot.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
Well if you get a girl like Jenna Haze what you do is buy the product then take one of those 'extreme close-up' scenes porn stars do then ZOOM AND ENHANCE for comparison.
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My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
Actually if I remember correctly there were some that were partially mechanical or something that were synched to certain porn videos. Like an interactive porn flesh light.
Actually if I remember correctly there were some that were partially mechanical or something that were synched to certain porn videos. Like an interactive porn flesh light.
Well if you get a girl like Jenna Haze what you do is buy the product then take one of those 'extreme close-up' scenes porn stars do then ZOOM AND ENHANCE for comparison.
"Look at that singular sperm hanging from the clitoris - we can extract the DNA from it in 1 hour tops!"
"Looks like our killer-rapist ... [Puts on sunglasses. Indoors] Pussied out..."
I learned like the two or three from really liking them. I don't think there isn't a way to say this that isn't perverted. But basically just kind of learned their name by accident as I went. Plus if you are watching porn might as well watch something you enjoy.
It still weirds me out that you guys know the names of porn stars.
I wouldn't know the names of porn stars if it weren't for you guys.
You see a person you find attractive and say to yourself "Hey, I'd like to see [strike]more[/strike] other things with them, perhaps I should see if they have a name". And amazingly enough, they often do!
Kinda sucks that Penny Flame retired. Girl had a problem though, and it's good she addressed it, but damn did she know how to fuck.
Yes but holy shit would that girl talk. I like a vocal partner as much as the next guy but damn girl, breath at some point.
I've never found this problematic, because she's good with the sexy talk. Unlike, say, Tory Lane, who doesn't talk too much but when she does talk it's kind of creepy and interspersed with masculine grunting. Gianna Michaels is the best talker I can think of right off the bat.
okay I gotta ask why do you people know so much about porn stars
I just like tell the internet I want porn, go
EDIT: Winky knows what's up
I would say I know more fetish models and kinky actresses than mainstream porn people. And I definitely care enough about style and presentation that I can't go "oh, just give me random porn internets."
Well if you get a girl like Jenna Haze what you do is buy the product then take one of those 'extreme close-up' scenes porn stars do then ZOOM AND ENHANCE for comparison.
okay I gotta ask why do you people know so much about porn stars
I just like tell the internet I want porn, go
EDIT: Winky knows what's up
I would say I know more fetish models and kinky actresses than mainstream porn people. And I definitely care enough about style and presentation that I can't go "oh, just give me random porn internets."
yeah but jesus listen to these people
it's like they're discussing baseball players or something
Kinda sucks that Penny Flame retired. Girl had a problem though, and it's good she addressed it, but damn did she know how to fuck.
A morbid part of me wants to know what this problem was.
She has a Wikipedia page, you may wish to peruse it!
But the long and the short of it is, she was a sex addict, and her problem was linked to implied sexual abuse at a young age, and she'd been using sex as a substitute for/means to obtain affection. So she quit porn and did rehab/counselling and decided to go celibate for a year, and now she blogs and stuff.
I've discovered that I don't actually enjoy it that much
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
Oh god, I'm putting my character into a wiki for our Mutants and Masterminds game and I'm nerding out so much. Add a touch of detail there, a touch more here, and away we go.
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just keep pushing in melted plastic until no more will fit
I wouldn't pay for a mold of her that would be creepy
but I would consider it
Also on the pornstar flesh light I would have to go with Evelyn Lee. I always thought she was just hot.
If you go on to one of those sites, they actually have cutaways. Somehow they are sounding out how she looks inside, or at least guessing.
@Kagera: mmm Jenna Haze.
That site still exists.
"Look at that singular sperm hanging from the clitoris - we can extract the DNA from it in 1 hour tops!"
"Looks like our killer-rapist ... [Puts on sunglasses. Indoors] Pussied out..."
YEEEEAAAA-
It's like those ... weird penis candles.
I wouldn't know the names of porn stars if it weren't for you guys.
I just like tell the internet I want porn, go
EDIT: Winky knows what's up
Yes but holy shit would that girl talk. I like a vocal partner as much as the next guy but damn girl, breath at some point.
Exactly.
They talk about porn stars like they talk about legitimate actors.
You mean
You mean
They are differ- OK I have to readdress the entire everything in my mind. Thanks a lot.
A morbid part of me wants to know what this problem was.
disposable ones at that
you make me sick
You see a person you find attractive and say to yourself "Hey, I'd like to see [strike]more[/strike] other things with them, perhaps I should see if they have a name". And amazingly enough, they often do!
people on the whole are highly disposable
there's no shortage
I've never found this problematic, because she's good with the sexy talk. Unlike, say, Tory Lane, who doesn't talk too much but when she does talk it's kind of creepy and interspersed with masculine grunting. Gianna Michaels is the best talker I can think of right off the bat.
perverts, the lot of you
I would say I know more fetish models and kinky actresses than mainstream porn people. And I definitely care enough about style and presentation that I can't go "oh, just give me random porn internets."
just get the CSI guys on thecase
yeah but jesus listen to these people
it's like they're discussing baseball players or something
Issues with emotional intimacy, according to a blog post she wrote.
She has a Wikipedia page, you may wish to peruse it!
But the long and the short of it is, she was a sex addict, and her problem was linked to implied sexual abuse at a young age, and she'd been using sex as a substitute for/means to obtain affection. So she quit porn and did rehab/counselling and decided to go celibate for a year, and now she blogs and stuff.
I don't use porn at all anymore
I've discovered that I don't actually enjoy it that much