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Blindie da Cat

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    How about instead of pounds we start up tempura restaurants? That way we make back some of the money we use to catch the stray cats.

    Or why don't we tax pet related goods and services.

    Cat food is full of cat and dog meat btw.

    cite a source for that claim, please

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    go to a vet

    have them look at it

    then ask them for advice

    they get paid to know about these things, take advantage of it

    don't kill a cat unless you got some idea of what you are doing

    which you do not seem to have

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Let's rap about illegal animal fighting.

    I personally love cock fighting. Much money to be made and cocks do come cheap.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    How about instead of pounds we start up tempura restaurants? That way we make back some of the money we use to catch the stray cats.

    Or why don't we tax pet related goods and services.

    Cat food is full of cat and dog meat btw.

    Okay I don't know about this statement

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    stray cats that aren't feral can still be adopted out, although some shelters seem less devoted to getting cats healthy and just put them down. Some ultra-progressive hippy towns have organizations dedicated to helping feral cats by removing them from the area, fixing them, and putting them in feral cat runs.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    in any case

    when I get my dog I'll be going to the pound

    I'd like to say I'm all noble and stuff but it's at least partly because breeders and such are expensive

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Haven't you heard? That's why mad dog disease is so rampant.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hotdogs are made from possom butts

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    oh man looks like this thread is going to make sure i don't go to fencing in the morning

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    cmon dude! say more crazy things!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    2 of our cats are from shelters. And they are sweeties.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If he doesn't say some more crazy stuff in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to sleep.

    3 of my cats are strays, and still stray. They like to hang out in my yard.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So kusu you study the art of sword fighting?


    :winky:

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i am to sleep, I'm starting to repeat words and FUCK proofreading posts

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You've got to hold the cat's tail, twist the head off, then simultaneously push the yummy bits up while sucking them out.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Marco that was at once one of the most hilarious and terrifying images in my head ever.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolpoof watched that Onion video on skullfucking, and decided to get his in before it was too late.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    So kusu you study the art of sword fighting?


    :winky:

    nope i teach it

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Marco that was at once one of the most hilarious and terrifying images in my head ever.

    Remember that technique if you ever eat a cat or crawdad.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    So kusu you study the art of sword fighting?


    :winky:

    nope i teach it

    to your mothers

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Haven't you heard? That's why mad dog disease is so rampant.

    you got the root of the truth. the regs put on rendering plants after the prion disease hysteria caused some problems for the people who use bonemeal and bloodmeal as animal feed. now pound killed animals are processed into feed for cows and the sick cows and sheep are used as pet food because you can't feed them back to cows and sheep.

    My statement about cannibal catfood used to be more accurate than it is now. I still smile whenever I see the words "cat food" or "dog food" on a bag of pet feed.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Speaking of that, Kusu, my mom said you need to call her.

    She sounded desperate.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    one time i was drivin home, and on my street right outside my house, this black cat darted in front of my car and just like

    stayed there. in the middle of the road. so i went around it, and i parked my car on the street.

    as i'm getting out, she just walks over to me and starts meowin'. so i pet her a bunch and say 'see ya later kitty!' and walk up to my door

    it follows me

    she stayed outside my door for like an hour wanting to be let in until my dad finally went outside and shooed her off.

    i wish my dad liked cats

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Some ultra-progressive hippy towns have organizations dedicated to helping feral cats by removing them from the area, fixing them, and putting them in feral cat runs.

    Volunteered at one of those places. Decent folks who knew their stuff pretty well as far as I could tell.

    We had a blindie the kitten as well. Surgically removed eyes due to an infection or something, could get around supernaturally well despite that though. Also had a german shepard with 3 legs (the owner had let the other one get caught and tore up by a metal wire with which he was leashed up, amputated).

    Was an alright gig, less depressing then you would think.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I feed my cat nothing but Kobe Beef and Bluefin Tuna.

    He tops it off with fresh milk straight from a virgins teat.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Haven't you heard? That's why mad dog disease is so rampant.

    you got the root of the truth. the regs put on rendering plants after the prion disease hysteria caused some problems for the people who use bonemeal and bloodmeal as animal feed. now pound killed animals are processed into feed for cows and the sick cows and sheep are used as pet food because you can't feed them back to cows and sheep.

    My statement about cannibal catfood used to be more accurate than it is now. I still smile whenever I see the words "cat food" or "dog food" on a bag of pet feed.

    I'm just... backing slowly out of this thread now. I don't want no trouble.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought animal feed in this country was usually dent corn because it is a domestic product and really cheap.

    I thought most of the mad cows were from Europe?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought it was Canada

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SOYLENT KIBBLES IS KITTIES! IT'S KITTIES!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    good old foolproof and his theories

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    It's Corn. Soylent Green is made out of Corn. They're making our food out of Corn. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for Corn. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof man, call animal control, or take it to a vet to have it looked at.

    Then buy a gun and go tell the Discovery Channel what you think about topic. I bet you they will bust your myth

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You guys probably didn't know this, but we actually ran out of petroleum almost fifteen years ago. All the gasoline produced since 1997 has been made from deaf kids.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Shit guys, cereal is mostly fucking corn.

    Anything with sugar these days uses corn syrup.

    Why would they grind up old dead probably diseased animals to feed to cows?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    You guys probably didn't know this, but we actually ran out of petroleum almost fifteen years ago. All the gasoline produced since 1997 has been made from deaf kids.

    I did know this.

    I happen to own a deaf kid refinery. I plan on building a blind kid solar array next, though. Gotta diversify in these green times.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    While were talking about crazy shit, who ever let Kusu near a sword? That will only end in tears

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  • WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I worked at a pet store for a while. We had a lady come in all the time that claimed to be a pet psychic, she had a gold badge and everything.

    But she only talked to fish, and apparently those fish were just so upset

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Windfayir wrote: »
    I worked at a pet store for a while. We had a lady come in all the time that claimed to be a pet psychic, she had a gold badge and everything.

    But she only talked to fish, and apparently those fish were just so upset

    Well yeah, they want to be free.

    To serve her and her father Aquaman in the city of Atlantis.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have a plan to solve the energy crisis:
    Step 1: invent a time machine
    Step2: round up the homeless
    Step 3: take them millions of years into the past. Kill them

    There now we have more material for fossil fules

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why build a time machine? Let's make an engine that runs on blood.

    Once we run out of homeless we can start in on the muslims.

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