Do you really think he followed the legitimate advice of the several people who said "take it to a vet and have it looked at by someone who knows what the hell they're doing before you kill it"? Unlikely. Veterinarians are undoubtedly also on Foolproof's list of professionals who are either incompetent or part of some greater conspiracy to do something vaguely sinister for no apparent reason.
Mad cow disease deaths being intentionally covered up as Alzheimer's.
You're a magical snowflake Foolproof.
dude I get that response alot. most people look down on me or act like I'm an amusing eccentric until some crazy thing I've said turns out to be true. Then they get worried that some of the other crazy things I've said
might be true. I've seen the look in their eyes when they transition and it is hilarious. I even scared off one of my girlfriends and she was a witch. It was great the way she looked down on me right up to the point where she got scared shitless.
I had a friend from South Africa who said he believed in the bushman's magicks but when I would talk about ESP or witchcraft he would roll his eyes and laugh. In the years we worked together a few things happened that made him believe some of my crap and it was great to watch him change the way he responded to my crazy talk.
Sorry everyone but there really is more in heaven and on earth than is contained in your belief, don't take it from me just open your mind and/or eyes.
(This is the place I would put a reference if I could think of one)
As per your request, BFL (#1) is a high quality employee and I would highly recommend him to any position that requires teamwork, organizational skill, or hooker/blow procurement.
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this one girl at my university was dating a guy in my dorm, and she fancied herself a wiccan and left this spell taped to his door that was like a breakup spell or something.
Mad cow disease deaths being intentionally covered up as Alzheimer's.
You're a magical snowflake Foolproof.
dude I get that response alot. most people look down on me or act like I'm an amusing eccentric until some crazy thing I've said turns out to be true. Then they get worried that some of the other crazy things I've said
might be true. I've seen the look in their eyes when they transition and it is hilarious. I even scared off one of my girlfriends and she was a witch. It was great the way she looked down on me right up to the point where she got scared shitless.
I had a friend from South Africa who said he believed in the bushman's magicks but when I would talk about ESP or witchcraft he would roll his eyes and laugh. In the years we worked together a few things happened that made him believe some of my crap and it was great to watch him change the way he responded to my crazy talk.
Sorry everyone but there really is more in heaven and on earth than is contained in your belief, don't take it from me just open your mind and/or eyes.
Pretend I was able to find and post a Youtube clip from that episode of The Simpsons with Mulder and Scully
There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us: voodoo priests of Haiti, Tibetan numerologists of Appalachia. The unsolved mysteries of... Unsolved Mysteries! The truth... is out there!
Two of my cats were kittens born to a feral mother. Got them from a rescue. Third cat was a feral kitten it took me half an hour to catch when I found him in a parking lot. All three are sweet, affectionate guys that turned into incredible loving pets. Why would you kill a feral kitten, even a blind one? They're young enough to socialize and turn into housecats. You are bad and you should feel bad.
If you want to make a point or say something then can't you do that without mis-characterizing what I've said? guess it is just makes you feel good if someone else is bad.
Those kittens are gonna starve, freeze to death, go to the pound (and their death), or get eaten. No one is adopting them. I'm content to let most strays make their own way but I feel differently about this one because he clearly doesn't have a chance.
what if something eats Blindie because he is an easy catch, maybe it will develope a taste for kittens after that? What if it dies and it's corpse spreads disease to other cats? Wouldn't a painless death and burial be a better way?
I'd take them all to the pound but then someone else will do the killing. I don't think its right to condemn them to certain death unless I'm willing to do the dirty work myself. I think it is what a coward would do. If I am going to doom an animal by my actions then I'm going to do it and insure that it is done properly. I think there are probably some sick fucks working at pounds who really enjoy killing animals.
I stomped a mouse in my house once. It screamed like a little baby. It was unbelievable that something that small could be so loud. It suffered for like two seconds before I finished the job. It still gives me chills and I sure as hell took no pleasure from it. Before that I used traps but the last time I did that I found one that the trap didn't kill. The poor bastard dragged himself and the trap a couple of feet before dying. If I was a mouse that had to pick a death I know which of the two I'd want.
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Mad cow disease deaths being intentionally covered up as Alzheimer's.
You're a magical snowflake Foolproof.
dude I get that response alot. most people look down on me or act like I'm an amusing eccentric until some crazy thing I've said turns out to be true. Then they get worried that some of the other crazy things I've said
might be true. I've seen the look in their eyes when they transition and it is hilarious. I even scared off one of my girlfriends and she was a witch. It was great the way she looked down on me right up to the point where she got scared shitless.
I had a friend from South Africa who said he believed in the bushman's magicks but when I would talk about ESP or witchcraft he would roll his eyes and laugh. In the years we worked together a few things happened that made him believe some of my crap and it was great to watch him change the way he responded to my crazy talk.
Sorry everyone but there really is more in heaven and on earth than is contained in your belief, don't take it from me just open your mind and/or eyes.
Hahahahahaha oh my shit
How did I miss this? This is amazing.
ah, so this is why this thread is still on the front page
I adopted a feral cat once. We went to the pound because there was an ad saying they had kittens to adopt, but they'd all gone, but they still had the mother, who had been rescued with the kittens from someone's garden. She was a mean cat, but I felt sorry for her. I called her Bonnie, and it turned out she was great. She'd disappear for days, and at first only stuck around because I fed her, and sure sometimes she'd lash out if I annoyed her by talking loudly or petting her for too long, but she was usually a sweetie. Every so often, she'd attack the staircase. Like, she'd run at it, and start running up and down beating up the stairs, then lie on a step and start hitting the step above her. Oh and she'd climb up on top of the wardrobe and jump onto the bed, over and over again.
She was tough as nails, once I saw a German Shepard chase her, only for her to run right at it, leap onto its back, and bray the hell out of its ears until it ran away. She loved my Black Lab Barney though, they were so cute cuddled up in his basket. When she had kittens again (we'd assumed the cat shelter had had her spayed but nope) the dog was the only one she'd let near them at first. I still have 3 of her kittens, they just turned 14 last week.
So basically screw anyone that hates feral cats they are great, they just need extra hugs. And a stab vest.
Two of my cats were kittens born to a feral mother. Got them from a rescue. Third cat was a feral kitten it took me half an hour to catch when I found him in a parking lot. All three are sweet, affectionate guys that turned into incredible loving pets. Why would you kill a feral kitten, even a blind one? They're young enough to socialize and turn into housecats. You are bad and you should feel bad.
If you want to make a point or say something then can't you do that without mis-characterizing what I've said? guess it is just makes you feel good if someone else is bad.
Those kittens are gonna starve, freeze to death, go to the pound (and their death), or get eaten. No one is adopting them. I'm content to let most strays make their own way but I feel differently about this one because he clearly doesn't have a chance.
what if something eats Blindie because he is an easy catch, maybe it will develope a taste for kittens after that? What if it dies and it's corpse spreads disease to other cats? Wouldn't a painless death and burial be a better way?
I'd take them all to the pound but then someone else will do the killing. I don't think its right to condemn them to certain death unless I'm willing to do the dirty work myself. I think it is what a coward would do. If I am going to doom an animal by my actions then I'm going to do it and insure that it is done properly. I think there are probably some sick fucks working at pounds who really enjoy killing animals.
I stomped a mouse in my house once. It screamed like a little baby. It was unbelievable that something that small could be so loud. It suffered for like two seconds before I finished the job. It still gives me chills and I sure as hell took no pleasure from it. Before that I used traps but the last time I did that I found one that the trap didn't kill right away. The poor bastard dragged himself and the trap a couple of feet before dying. If I was a mouse that had to pick a death I know which of the two I'd want.
The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
Mad cow disease deaths being intentionally covered up as Alzheimer's.
You're a magical snowflake Foolproof.
dude I get that response alot. most people look down on me or act like I'm an amusing eccentric until some crazy thing I've said turns out to be true. Then they get worried that some of the other crazy things I've said
might be true. I've seen the look in their eyes when they transition and it is hilarious. I even scared off one of my girlfriends and she was a witch. It was great the way she looked down on me right up to the point where she got scared shitless.
I had a friend from South Africa who said he believed in the bushman's magicks but when I would talk about ESP or witchcraft he would roll his eyes and laugh. In the years we worked together a few things happened that made him believe some of my crap and it was great to watch him change the way he responded to my crazy talk.
Sorry everyone but there really is more in heaven and on earth than is contained in your belief, don't take it from me just open your mind and/or eyes.
Hahahahahaha oh my shit
How did I miss this? This is amazing.
ah, so this is why this thread is still on the front page
This is fantastic. This is like a fine wine, or an exquisite portrait. Is this art? I posit that it is.
foolproof do you practice witchcraft or do you just believe in it
which spells are real
Magic Missile is eventually the most effective level 1 spell for the slot it takes up, but don't forget Burning Hands because you have to kill trolls with fire or acid.
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foolproof do you practice witchcraft or do you just believe in it
which spells are real
Magic Missile is eventually the most effective level 1 spell for the slot it takes up, but don't forget Burning Hands because you have to kill trolls with fire or acid.
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patted myself on the back I did
(This is the place I would put a reference if I could think of one)
Hahahahahaha oh my shit
As per your request, BFL (#1) is a high quality employee and I would highly recommend him to any position that requires teamwork, organizational skill, or hooker/blow procurement.
foolproof obviously knows how magnets work
with a K!
she was immediately a laughing stock.
How did I miss this? This is amazing.
That's going to land me that manager position for sure.
Do you believe in the bushman's magicks?
yes, but if you talk about ESP or witchcraft I will roll my eyes and laugh.
edit: not you gg
but I have a penis and a video camera
because moon people and kitten murder are one thing but ill be so cross at you if you oppose vaccination
If you want to make a point or say something then can't you do that without mis-characterizing what I've said? guess it is just makes you feel good if someone else is bad.
Those kittens are gonna starve, freeze to death, go to the pound (and their death), or get eaten. No one is adopting them. I'm content to let most strays make their own way but I feel differently about this one because he clearly doesn't have a chance.
what if something eats Blindie because he is an easy catch, maybe it will develope a taste for kittens after that? What if it dies and it's corpse spreads disease to other cats? Wouldn't a painless death and burial be a better way?
I'd take them all to the pound but then someone else will do the killing. I don't think its right to condemn them to certain death unless I'm willing to do the dirty work myself. I think it is what a coward would do. If I am going to doom an animal by my actions then I'm going to do it and insure that it is done properly. I think there are probably some sick fucks working at pounds who really enjoy killing animals.
I stomped a mouse in my house once. It screamed like a little baby. It was unbelievable that something that small could be so loud. It suffered for like two seconds before I finished the job. It still gives me chills and I sure as hell took no pleasure from it. Before that I used traps but the last time I did that I found one that the trap didn't kill. The poor bastard dragged himself and the trap a couple of feet before dying. If I was a mouse that had to pick a death I know which of the two I'd want.
ah, so this is why this thread is still on the front page
She was tough as nails, once I saw a German Shepard chase her, only for her to run right at it, leap onto its back, and bray the hell out of its ears until it ran away. She loved my Black Lab Barney though, they were so cute cuddled up in his basket. When she had kittens again (we'd assumed the cat shelter had had her spayed but nope) the dog was the only one she'd let near them at first. I still have 3 of her kittens, they just turned 14 last week.
So basically screw anyone that hates feral cats they are great, they just need extra hugs. And a stab vest.
Wanna hug you
:?
which spells are real
I had a good laugh.
This is fantastic. This is like a fine wine, or an exquisite portrait. Is this art? I posit that it is.
Magic Missile is eventually the most effective level 1 spell for the slot it takes up, but don't forget Burning Hands because you have to kill trolls with fire or acid.
neither would I dick.
you forgot chromatic orb