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[Chaos] CitOW game 26 - the game is afoot

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Holofernes wrote: »
    But why would I want to ruin, when I could kill? Perhaps later...

    Bloodletter to Bretonnia 3/7 pp

    Oh I'm not saying don't kill. By all means, Kill to your black heart's content! But also take a look at the board: Right now, Slaanesh, Nurgle and I are all crowding the Empire. Why? Because it's valuable. It is a source for clicks and points. And will continue to be so for as long as it lives. Which is why I believe it should be destroyed. That will stymie both Slaanesh and Nurgle by cutting off a source for easy points and guaranteed clicks, leaving them exposed for your axes to find them nice and clumped up and with fewer options for securing powerups. Look at the game history, brother: Nurgle and Slaanesh are dominating. We need to look out for one another this fight so these two don't run all over us.

    Cultist to the Empire. 4/6

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seductress to The Empire.

    2/6 PP

    Nought on
    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • HolofernesHolofernes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Your words don't hide the fact that the one with the most cultists is asking the one with the fewest to "help" ruin something...especially considering the cards on it right now. I would gain nothing by joining the petty squabble over the Empire. As a matter of fact, I think Tzeentch is a bit uppity, won't you agree, my friend and brother Slaanesh?

    Bloodletter to Estalia 1/7 pp

    Holofernes on
    it's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 1, Summoning phase

    citowg26r12.gif
    Khorne (6/7) sends a bloodsworn to infiltrate the Empire
    Nurgle (5/6) pops a leper into Estalia
    Tzeentch (6/6) prepares a Warp Shield in the Empire, but to no effect
    Slaanesh (4/6) calls for a Field of Ecstasy in the Empire (no battle dice from figures)

    Khorne (5/7) calls a bloodsworn North to Kislev
    Nurgle (4/6) oozes into Bretonnia with a leper
    Tzeentch (5/6) trains an acolyte in the Empire
    Slaanesh (3/6) slips a seductress into the Empire

    Khorne (3/7) deploys a bloodletter to Bretonnia
    Nurgle (3/6) coughs up a leper in the Empire
    Tzeentch (4/6) brings another acolyte into the Empire
    Slaanesh (2/6) bolsters the seduction force in the Empire

    Khorne (1/7) marches a bloodletter into Estalia

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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Move a Cultist from Estalia, into the Empire

    Nurgle @ 2/6 PP

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Khorne, anything you can do to keep Nurgle's last Cultist in Bretonnia?

    Changer of Ways to The Border Princes, 4/6

    susan on
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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why brother, are you trying to convince our more warrior like brother to focus on me so you can get those dial advancements in the Border Princes and the Badlands? Me double ticking doesn't really mean anything since I won't win in that way. But you need to double tick atleast once so you can win this game via dial advancement.

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What? Tell our Bloody Brother to focus on you, Brother Nurgle? Perish the thought! Truly, I am merely hoping that Khorne has the opportunity to advance his dial this turn, for in the long run we are going to need Khorne to have some punch if we are to stand a chance against our Sister Brother's upgraded troops. Were I you, I would leave my last cultist in Bretonnia and allow our Brother to become a better opponent. Truly, it would be in your best interest.

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seductress to The Empire.

    1/6 PP

    Nought on
    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • HolofernesHolofernes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Field of Carnage to Bretonnia 0/7 pp

    Holofernes on
    it's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight
  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Summon a Leper into Bretonnia

    Nurgle @ 1/6 PP

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Cultist to The Border Princes, 3/6.
    justasplanne128584548650291636.jpg

    susan on
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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seductress to The Empire.

    0/6 PP

    Nought on
    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Brother Nurgle is up, right?

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yep! Experiencing some technical difficulties that should be resolved this evening.

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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sorry for the delay gentlemen.

    Rain of Pus in Bretonia

    Nurgle @ 0/6 PP

    lodwilk on
  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Interesting...

    One Cultist to the Border Princes, 2/6.
    One Cultist to the Empire, 1/6.
    One Cultist to the Empire, 0/6 and Battlin' Time.

    susan on
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    2011 PAX Warmachine/Hordes Champion
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 1, Summoning phase

    citowg26r13.gif
    Khorne (6/7) sends a bloodsworn to infiltrate the Empire
    Nurgle (5/6) pops a leper into Estalia
    Tzeentch (6/6) prepares a Warp Shield in the Empire, but to no effect
    Slaanesh (4/6) calls for a Field of Ecstasy in the Empire (no battle dice from figures)

    Khorne (5/7) calls a bloodsworn North to Kislev
    Nurgle (4/6) oozes into Bretonnia with a leper
    Tzeentch (5/6) trains an acolyte in the Empire
    Slaanesh (3/6) slips a seductress into the Empire

    Khorne (3/7) deploys a bloodletter to Bretonnia
    Nurgle (3/6) coughs up a leper in the Empire
    Tzeentch (4/6) brings another acolyte into the Empire
    Slaanesh (2/6) bolsters the seduction force in the Empire

    Khorne (1/7) marches a bloodletter into Estalia

    Nurgle (2/6) retreats a leper from Estalia to the Empire
    Tzeentch (4/6) prepares the Border Princes with the Changer of Ways (other slot has no effect)
    Slaanesh (1/6) continues the seduction of the Empire

    Khorne (0/7) locks Bretonnia within a Field of Carnage (others cannot be summoned away)
    Nurgle (1/6) supplements Bretonnia with another leper
    Tzeentch (3/6) trains a [strike]kitten[/strike] acolyte in the Border Princes
    Slaanesh (0/6) finishes preparing courtesans in the Empire for the rave

    Nurgle (0/6) drops a Rain of Pus on Bretonnia (+1 defense for N)
    Tzeentch (0/6) summons a second acolyte in the Border Princes and two more in the Empire

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 1, Battle phase

    Bretonnia: 2 dice (+1 defense for N)
    Estalia: 2 dice (v. peasants)

    Make your own rolls either on Invisible Castle or Orokos; the campaign should be "CitOW game 26"

    Khorne to roll.

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  • HolofernesHolofernes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    One hit in Bretonnia, kills nothing.
    One hit in Estalia for a peasant token.

    Holofernes on
    it's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight
  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Peasant in Bretonnia, too.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 1, Corruption phase

    Domination step:
    The Empire: +6 VP
    The Border Princes: +1 VP


    Corruption step:
    Kislev: +1
    The Empire: +1, +2 DIAL, +4, +4 DIAL
    Bretonnia: +2 DIAL
    The Border Princes: +2 DIAL

    Check for Ruination: No regions ruined


    DIAL advance tokens:
    Khorne: 0
    Nurgle: 2
    Tzeentch: 1
    Slaanesh: 1

    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0
    Nurgle: 0
    Tzeentch: 0 + 1 = 1
    Slaanesh: 0 + 6 = 6

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 1, End phase

    Board at the start of the end phase:
    citowg26r15.gif

    1. Remove Chaos Cards from the Board - no effects

    2. Hero Tokens are resolved - none

    3. Resolve Old World cards - no effects

    4. Score Ruined Regions - none

    5. Advance Threat Dials - Nurgle has the most tokens and ticks twice; Tzeentch and Slaanesh tick once
    Nurgle:
    5 - Score 3 VP
    10 - Remove 1 Corruption
    Tzeentch:
    7 - Place 1 Warpstone
    Slaanesh:
    8 - Score 3 VP

    Updated VP:
    Khorne: 0
    Nurgle: 0 + 3 = 3
    Tzeentch: 1
    Slaanesh: 6 + 3 = 9

    6. Check for Game end - The game does not end

    Things that need to happen:
    1. Tzeentch to place a Warpstone
    2. Nurgle to remove a corruption token
    3. I'll reveal the next Old World card; Khorne to make any decisions
    4. Tzeentch may discard a card (three in hand) before drawing back up to 5

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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Remove one of Slaaneshs corruption in the Empire.

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Discard Dazzle. Drop a Warpstone in the Border Princes.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 2, Old World phase

    Peasant Uprising
    Place one Peasant token in every region except the Badlands
    While this Old World card remains in play, each Peasant token on the board raises the Resistance of the region it occupies by one.

    Note: There are enough Peasants; two still in the box with these 8 placed.

    Board update coming; in the meantime, Tzeentch can draw three cards (back to five in hand) and everyone else can draw two. Those of you not named Tzeentch should have a total of 7 cards between your hand and discard, with 17 left in the deck.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Round 2, Summoning phase

    Peasant Uprising (peasants add to resistance) is in effect
    citowg26r20.gif

    Once he has drawn his two new cards, Khorne is active to begin the summoning phase

    Cards in hand after the draw phase:
    Khorne: 6
    Nurgle: 6
    Tzeentch: 5
    Slaanesh: 6

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  • HolofernesHolofernes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Now that I'm behind, you all must suffer my wrath!
    Field of Carnage to the Empire 6/7 pp

    Holofernes on
    it's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight
  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hmm I think we need the residents of the Empire to develop a few more unpleasant sores.

    Rain of Pus cast in the Empire.

    Nurgle @ 5/6 PP

    lodwilk on
  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I can already tell this round is going to be hilarious. My brothers, is it time to dance?

    Greater Daemon to the Empire, 3/6.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm most amused by this turn of events. :D

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So, to keep the awesome going.

    Keeper of Secrets to Bretonnia.

    3/6 PP

    Nought on
    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • HolofernesHolofernes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Let me make a stop on my way to the Empire...
    The Skull Throne to Bretonnia 5/7 pp

    Holofernes on
    it's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight
  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rain of Pus in Bretonnia

    Nurgle @ 4/6 PP

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  • susansusan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Cultist to the Border Princes, 2/6.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    citowg26r21.gif

    Slaanesh is active

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  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So uhh Slaanesh were are you?

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seductress to Estalia.

    2/6 PP

    Very sorry about the delay.

    Nought on
    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • HolofernesHolofernes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bloodthirster to the Empire 2/7 pp

    Holofernes on
    it's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight
  • lodwilklodwilk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Summon a cultist into the Empire

    Nurgle @ 3/6 PP

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