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FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARDinterior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Limed!

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Why are so many fruit so testicly?

Not to be confused with One Thousand Dicks

Edit: There, now we have the proper ratio.

It's a twoferone

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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, I don't want to ever be next to a person on his deathbed. The only reason I would do something like that is if the person didn't want to be alone when he died, and in those situations a priest or someone along those lines would be more appropriate.

    I don't know the right thing to say when a friend is going through a breakup, so I doubt I could come up with something good under even rarer or more trying circumstances.

    "Son, come closer. I... I need to tell you my last thoughts..."

    "MOM WHEN I WAS FOUR I TOOK A POOP IN YOUR VASE IT'S PROBABLY STILL THERE IT WAS A STINKY POOP"

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Between being a lady killer and having high speech/charisma, three people have given me the password to the door a guy is locked behind.

    To include the leader of the group that put him there. I am awesome.

    Quid on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    I have ESPN on SD and I called Comcast to see how much more I'd have to pay to get it in HD. $27 more for the package that includes it.

    I thought about it and decided to set that money aside as a sport bar fund.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    blah.

    Arivia on
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DeShadowC
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    In a cover letter for a job right out of college, would it be a good idea to mention that I graduated in three years?

    If worded properly you can mention it.

    "Yo bitches, I totes graduated early all up ins! p cool rite?"

    HappylilElf on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    I have ESPN on SD and I called Comcast to see how much more I'd have to pay to get it in HD. $27 more for the package that includes it.

    I thought about it and decided to set that money aside as a sport bar fund.

    Oh man, put it all aside for the super bowl and go wild that night.

    Quid on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    blah.

    Don't you...

    don't you like testicles?

    :(

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

    What if you name them?

    moniker on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

    How about peach?

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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    blah.

    Don't you...

    don't you like testicles?

    :(

    Nothing to do with testicles.

    Arivia on
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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

    James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

    James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

    Tommy Westphall?

    Every TV show happens inside my scrotum!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I want to post in the Civilization thread, but I do not want a blue dot on the civilization thread.

    Conundrum.

    moniker on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Quid wrote: »
    Between being a lady killer and having high speech/charisma, three people have given me the password to the door a guy is locked behind.

    To include the leader of the group that put him there. I am awesome.

    I can't wait for the new fallout that drops next month.

    What kind of guns does your guy use?

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Don't do it, moniker! There's so much fail in there >_<

    HappylilElf on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

    James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

    Tommy Westphall?

    Every TV show happens inside my scrotum!

    Movies can happen in your scrotum, too!

    I'm trying to think of clever ones.

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

    The Wall?



    Or should I be changing the names to make testicle puns?

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    I want to post in the Civilization thread, but I do not want a blue dot on the civilization thread.

    Conundrum.

    I can post and pretend I am the originator. Plagiarism is what I do best!

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, I don't want to ever be next to a person on his deathbed. The only reason I would do something like that is if the person didn't want to be alone when he died, and in those situations a priest or someone along those lines would be more appropriate.

    I don't know the right thing to say when a friend is going through a breakup, so I doubt I could come up with something good under even rarer or more trying circumstances.

    "Son, come closer. I... I need to tell you my last thoughts..."

    "MOM WHEN I WAS FOUR I TOOK A POOP IN YOUR VASE IT'S PROBABLY STILL THERE IT WAS A STINKY POOP"

    There were a lot of people who couldn't stand to see my stepdad towards the end, and there were several who visited him quite often, several times a week in fact. Some people down here take that verse in Matthew really, really seriously.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Don't do it, moniker! There's so much fail in there >_<

    I know, that's the problem.

    If not for civilization I would have died shortly after childbirth. So I kind of want to give civilization a hearty 'thank you!' in there. On the other hand, I've read a few pages of the thread...

    moniker on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DeShadowC
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    In a cover letter for a job right out of college, would it be a good idea to mention that I graduated in three years?

    If worded properly you can mention it.

    "Yo bitches, I totes graduated early all up ins! p cool rite?"

    "I am very anxious to work in the field of politics, which is why I spent three years getting a degree in Political Science from Virginia Tech"?

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  • LindenLinden Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Okay, so the BBC article on Japanese centenarians has been updated to make numerical sense. Now there are just vast numbers with unknown addresses, which is somewhat more reasonable.

    Linden on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    There's no sexy word for testicles.

    James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

    Tommy Westphall?

    Every TV show happens inside my scrotum!

    Movies can happen in your scrotum, too!

    I'm trying to think of clever ones.

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

    The Wall?



    Or should I be changing the names to make testicle puns?

    Hanging with Mr. Cooper

    Jake and the Fatman

    Malcolm in the Middle

    ...

    Red Dwarf :(

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I really couldn't stand seeing my Grandma the last couple years she was alive. She couldn't recognize m (or virtually any of our family) and was in constant agonizing pain from necrotic flesh.

    Basically it was fucking horrible >_<

    HappylilElf on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No one gave me input on whether I should show up to play with foam swords on a weekly basis or whether I should avoid foam sword related activities and the people who take part in them.

    Winky on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My balls are Old Man Christmas and Dragon's Bane

    Wash on
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DeShadowC
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    In a cover letter for a job right out of college, would it be a good idea to mention that I graduated in three years?

    If worded properly you can mention it.

    "Yo bitches, I totes graduated early all up ins! p cool rite?"

    "I am very anxious to work in the field of politics, which is why I spent three years getting a degree in Political Science from Virginia Tech"?

    "I totes love me some politics, prolly why I managed to graduate in only 3 years. couldn't get enough poltitics all up ins my brains!"

    HappylilElf on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DeShadowC
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    In a cover letter for a job right out of college, would it be a good idea to mention that I graduated in three years?

    If worded properly you can mention it.

    "Yo bitches, I totes graduated early all up ins! p cool rite?"

    "I am very anxious to work in the field of politics, which is why I spent three years getting a degree in Political Science from Virginia Tech"?

    Anxious is kind of a bad word to use in a cover letter.

    Winky on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    No one gave me input on whether I should show up to play with foam swords on a weekly basis or whether I should avoid foam sword related activities and the people who take part in them.

    Where are there foam swords?

    On second thought, I don't think I want to know.

    moniker on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DeShadowC
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    In a cover letter for a job right out of college, would it be a good idea to mention that I graduated in three years?

    If worded properly you can mention it.

    "Yo bitches, I totes graduated early all up ins! p cool rite?"

    "I am very anxious to work in the field of politics, which is why I spent three years getting a degree in Political Science from Virginia Tech"?

    I'm so bored from that sentence I didn't bother to read your resume try again.

    DeShadowC on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    No one gave me input on whether I should show up to play with foam swords on a weekly basis or whether I should avoid foam sword related activities and the people who take part in them.

    Go for it.

    What's the worst that could possibly happen?
    Hint: someone could film you

    HappylilElf on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Hanging with Mr. Cooper

    Jake and the Fatman

    Malcolm in the Middle

    ...

    Red Dwarf :(

    Battlestar Galactica.

    JamesKeenan on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Cass where are you at gay boy's I mean Choco's place or your place

    Wash on
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    Hobo kitteh. Ridin' the rails spreadin its hobo wisdom.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The last couple years of my grandmother were pretty sad too. One time, she told me how she could see them setting up a gravestone for her in a cemetery in the back of where she lived. Where she lived had no cemetery.

    The physical thing, I can wrap my head around, but being confused and delusional all the time just seems no fun at all.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    DeShadowC
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    In a cover letter for a job right out of college, would it be a good idea to mention that I graduated in three years?

    If worded properly you can mention it.

    "Yo bitches, I totes graduated early all up ins! p cool rite?"

    "I am very anxious to work in the field of politics, which is why I spent three years getting a degree in Political Science from Virginia Tech"?

    Anxious is kind of a bad word to use in a cover letter.

    "excited" "intruiged by" "extremely interested in"

    HappylilElf on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    No one gave me input on whether I should show up to play with foam swords on a weekly basis or whether I should avoid foam sword related activities and the people who take part in them.

    Where are there foam swords?

    On second thought, I don't think I want to know.

    Mike and Patty and I were walking to the games store yesterday and we saw a bunch of people fighting with foam swords in a little park. So, knowing Mike and Patty, it was pretty obvious that we would have to stop and ask them all about what they were doing. We ended up playing with foam swords for 15 minutes before we had to go to get to the store before the draft.

    It's called Belagarth or something and apparently they do it every Thursday at 5.

    Winky on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    No one gave me input on whether I should show up to play with foam swords on a weekly basis or whether I should avoid foam sword related activities and the people who take part in them.

    Go for it.

    What's the worst that could possibly happen?
    Hint: someone could film you

    not the worst thing
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    Wash on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Cass where are you at gay boy's I mean Choco's place or your place

    My place

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