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The Most Important Meal of the Day and various other unrelated subjects

joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class TraitorSmoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
Man, breakfast. So good. If you don't like breakfast you can leave now because your life is shameful, meaningless and you will ultimately be remembered for nothing after you die.

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You know what one of my favorite things to do used to be? I used to love getting pancakes and/or waffles on the same plate as my eggs and just pouring syrup all over the damn thing. It sounds gross but you should try it before you judge.

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And oh man, one thing that the Brits do that we should totally copycat is a fried or grilled tomato with breakfast.

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Cereal is the boring, easy way out but I guess if you're in a hurry it'll do.

Who's hungry?

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I need some new things to try that will encourage me to get out of bed earlier and cook breakfast

    I'm thinking about getting some T-bone steaks and confusing the fuck out of my neighbors by firing up the grill at 7 AM

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Biscuits and Gravy.

    The Fat Texan's Breakfast of Champions.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    today I had two sausage mcmuffins and orange juice

    mm-hm

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Talkc wrote: »
    Biscuits and Gravy.

    The Fat Texan's Breakfast of Champions.

    Man biscuits and gravy is such a deceiving meal

    After the first bite you feel like you could eat 10 biscuits

    And then after you're done with the second biscuit, you feel so guilty, and yet so satisfied

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    My health club is the international house of pancakes.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Creamed chipped beef on toast is my favorite breakfast meal. But only at shady diners

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i do not eat breakfast much at breakfast time, but I do like eating breakfasty foods for dinner!

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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    After working food service in a retirement facility in high school, breakfast lost a lot of its luster

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    Cinnamon pop tarts are the beeeeeeeeest

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
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    Cinnamon pop tarts are the beeeeeeeeest

    Ugh, so much sodium

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know what one of my favorite things to do used to be? I used to love getting pancakes and/or waffles on the same plate as my eggs and just pouring syrup all over the damn thing. It sounds gross but you should try it before you judge.

    you talk like that's not a thing that everybody does

    #pipe on
  • ManofiornManofiorn Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Having a banana smoothie that turns out brown when mixed with vitamins.
    After 3 years, it's not the best tasting thing in the world.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    You know what one of my favorite things to do used to be? I used to love getting pancakes and/or waffles on the same plate as my eggs and just pouring syrup all over the damn thing. It sounds gross but you should try it before you judge.

    you talk like that's not a thing that everybody does

    Everybody is always really grossed out when I do it

    I guess I just assumed I'm a freak after 28 years and only getting a couple other people to try it

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I loooooove breakfast
    My day just doesn't feel right unless I have it.
    Always have to have a glass of milk in the morning with it. I'm a bit of a milk fiend.

    Usual weekday breakfast consists of Raisin Bran.
    Weekends however...
    I'll make scrambled or fried eggs, omelets, waffles, french toast, pancakes, hashbrowns (from scratch! none of that frozen stuff for me), bacon
    mmmmmm
    Also love me some biscuits, but I don't like gravy... so other people get extra gravy!

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  • SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    2 eggs over easy, hash browns (REAL hash browns), two slices of wheat toast and 4 strips of bacon, served up with a nice cup of black coffee

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    had 3 scrambled eggs with cheese melted in plus some whole grain toast yesterday

    wish I had time to make it again this morning

    maybe tomorrow morning

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    You know what one of my favorite things to do used to be? I used to love getting pancakes and/or waffles on the same plate as my eggs and just pouring syrup all over the damn thing. It sounds gross but you should try it before you judge.

    you talk like that's not a thing that everybody does

    Everybody is always really grossed out when I do it

    I guess I just assumed I'm a freak after 28 years and only getting a couple other people to try it

    my perfect breakfast:

    Eggs - scrambled, Home fries, a couple small sausages, toast, buttermilk pancakes, ketchup, syrup, orange or pineapple juice.

    #pipe on
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Here's what I'm jonesing for right now

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well I'm hungry now

    what are those scallop-shaped things in the first image?

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm going on a honeymoon cruise in about a month and one of the things I am looking forward to the most is breakfast buffet every morning oh my god

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    my perfect breakfast:

    Eggs - scrambled

    Scrambled eggs are definitely a staple but you should also try them overhard

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
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    Cinnamon pop tarts are the beeeeeeeeest

    yum, so much sodium

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    well I'm hungry now

    what are those scallop-shaped things in the first image?

    Shit, that's French Toast

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  • ukiyo eukiyo e Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm super hungover at work, and now I'm craving pancakes.

    I blame you.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ukiyo e wrote: »
    I'm super hungover at work, and now I'm craving pancakes.

    I blame you.

    I am the king of pancakes

    When I make them, they are Mancakes

    My wife used to make them out of a box mix and when I caught her doing this I told her to get out of the kitchen and let me make them properly, from scratch

    Now when it's pancake time I get to make them

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I should try making pancakes from scratch.
    I usually just use a box mix >_>

    recipe plz?

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
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    Cinnamon pop tarts are the beeeeeeeeest

    yum, so much sodium

    Man if you're going to load up on something completely unhealthy and totally cinnamon-y for breakfast then Cinnabon Toaster Strudel is the only selection

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ukiyo e wrote: »
    I'm super hungover at work, and now I'm craving pancakes.

    I blame you.

    I am the king of pancakes

    When I make them, they are Mancakes

    My wife used to make them out of a box mix and when I caught her doing this I told her to get out of the kitchen and let me make them properly, from scratch

    Now when it's pancake time I get to make them

    Mancakes. Thanks. I have now found a new word to add to the gay dictionary.
    dicktionary

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i would eat everything on this page.

    are those scallops? i would so eat scallops for breakfast.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the best breakfast = full english with a pint of orange juice

    followed closely by special k red berries or if i feel like doing the manchild thing, weetos

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    cadmunky I have yet to discover any food you would not eat, at any time of the day.

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  • ukiyo eukiyo e Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Can we talk about french toast for a second? Especially french toast made with cinnamon swirl bread. It doesn't get much better then that.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
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    Cinnamon pop tarts are the beeeeeeeeest

    yum, so much sodium

    Man if you're going to load up on something completely unhealthy and totally cinnamon-y for breakfast then Cinnabon Toaster Strudel is the only selection

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    Meh, it's what I can prepare and eat every morning on the fly before work.

    It gets me through.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    there is a local greasy spoon that does a thing called the gutbuster

    the perfect hangover cure

    it is basically everything you would expect in a full english but doubled or in some cases, tripled

    huge steaming heaps of everything

    if you can eat the entire thing in one sitting it is free

    my extremely skinny friend mike has eaten two of these in one sitting before

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    skettios wrote: »
    I should try making pancakes from scratch.
    I usually just use a box mix >_>

    recipe plz?

    I'm having to go off the top of my head, but

    1 Cup Flour
    2 Teaspoons Baking Powder (not Baking Soda)
    1/4 Teaspoon Salt
    2 Tablespoons Sugar (granulated, white)
    1 large egg, beaten
    1 cup milk (whole is best)
    Butter or non-stick spray for pan
    and the secret ingredient, Vanilla Extract

    Mix dry ingredients in a large bowl; set aside

    Mix wet ingredients in separate bowl. No specific measurement on the vanilla, just add what you think would be appropriate

    Make a valley in the center of your dry mix, pour the wet mix in and then stir, but do not be overly thorough! Mixing too much will thin out the pancake mix and make non-fluffy 'cakes

    Get a ladle and apply non-stick treatment to your pan, then heat it to medium heat

    When water thrown on the pan just starts sizzling, you're at the right temperature

    Ladle one scoop of mix onto pan and flip when the entire surface is covered in bubbles, and flip again when the other side is cooked. You'll need to get a feel for this or you'll overcook the pancakes, and nobody likes a burned pancake

    Pour syrup on and enjoy!

    You can also add nuts, powdered sugar and fruit to this recipe, it's just a nice base

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I had some chocolate milk

    and fiber bars to stay regular

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Talkc wrote: »
    Biscuits and Gravy.

    The Fat Texan's Breakfast of Champions.

    Man biscuits and gravy is such a deceiving meal

    After the first bite you feel like you could eat 10 biscuits

    And then after you're done with the second biscuit, you feel so guilty, and yet so satisfied

    I love biscuits and sausage gravy. Also my grandpa has got me eating some ponhaus / scrapple. It is kinda gross if you thing about it, but it tastes good.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seriously you wouldn't think something like vanilla would make a pancake, but damn

    Also no those are not scallops, it is french toast made with sourdough bread I believe

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stupid master chef got me in the mood for eggs benedict.

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