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[Final Fantasy]: Yuna Dominates The Awkward Laughter Tier

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  • XagarXagar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Regarding FF9's ending:
    A. Kuja does ridiculous stuff with Trance
    B. Zidane is basically his clone or something
    C. Trance can do whatever you have the emotional resolve to do, given enough power
    Now where were they? That's right, in the bowels of the Tree, right next to two worlds' worth of dead souls, the power that Kuja had used in the game already. I always assumed Zidane just Tranced to survive. He even says he "had to come back" or something in the ending, which are much like what Kuja says earlier in the game.
    YggiDee wrote: »
    Am I the only one who remembers FFX-2's "good ending" being foreshadowed in FFX?
    In FFX's endgame, after most of the plot is unfurled, I remember going around to talk to all of the Fayths in their chambers. They basically clarified the Yu Yevon/Sin/Final Summon clusterfuck, and wanted to be free of the endless cycle. One of them promised to Dream a new ocean for Tidus. I basically assumed that meant Tidus would be coming back to life.

    Did this actually happen or am I confused?

    Hmm on second thought I think I remember something like that.

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I know who's got it going on

    As shameless as this whole scene is, I can't help but find it amusing, maybe because of how freaking absurd it was (for FF).

    The FFX world as a whole is pretty much the most fanservice heavy out of any game. Bountiful cleavage aside, Lulu is considered modest compared to what most of the female (and male) population is wearing. Makes sense in context since it's a beach setting, but still....

    Also, this

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  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    YggiDee wrote: »
    Am I the only one who remembers FFX-2's "good ending" being foreshadowed in FFX?
    In FFX's endgame, after most of the plot is unfurled, I remember going around to talk to all of the Fayths in their chambers. They basically clarified the Yu Yevon/Sin/Final Summon clusterfuck, and wanted to be free of the endless cycle. One of them promised to Dream a new ocean for Tidus. I basically assumed that meant Tidus would be coming back to life.

    Did this actually happen or am I confused?

    Well, there was one clear connection...
    If you pay attention after the credits, it shows an FMV with Tidus waking up in a pool of water, and swimming up to the surface, which could be taken for X-2's ending where he arrives at Besaid's beach before Yuna shows up.

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When do we get another perv like Zidane for a SE hero?

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nine and Ten are both booty call games.

    Five is soo close, but they never go into it very much.

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  • DraperDraper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Contemplating trying to convince my girlfriend to dress like lulu for a night...

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  • Glass.CannonGlass.Cannon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I always thought that Zidane survive because Trance, and he took so long to return because, being a theater guy, he wanted it to be as flashy as possible. He plans for hooking back up with Garnet probably got grander and grander on the walk home, until he finally decided to go back to Tantalus and get them to put on a show for the occasion. He probably also had a few misgivings about how much his life was going to change, so I imagine that he spent some time thieving around again before his return. Any decent guy would have gotten word of his survival to everyone else at the first opportunity, but Zidane had to do it with STYLE.

    I haven't played this in a few years so my memory is a bit foggy, but that's how I thought it went down.

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  • ArkadyArkady Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Draper wrote: »
    Contemplating trying to convince my girlfriend to dress like lulu for a night...

    Can't believe buying all those belts would be cheap.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I always thought that Zidane survive because Trance, and he took so long to return because, being a theater guy, he wanted it to be as flashy as possible. He plans for hooking back up with Garnet probably got grander and grander on the walk home, until he finally decided to go back to Tantalus and get them to put on a show for the occasion. He probably also had a few misgivings about how much his life was going to change, so I imagine that he spent some time thieving around again before his return. Any decent guy would have gotten word of his survival to everyone else at the first opportunity, but Zidane had to do it with STYLE.

    I haven't played this in a few years so my memory is a bit foggy, but that's how I thought it went down.

    Agree with all of this.

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  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nine and Ten are both booty call games.

    Five is soo close, but they never go into it very much.

    Except in Ten they can do it underwater.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wish X hadn't handwaved so much stuff. I just have to assume that with so much stuff happening underwater for extended periods of time that breathing just works differently there. I'm not complaining, obviously a lot of other stuff works differently there too, including death, but I just wish they would've said something definitive.

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  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wish X hadn't handwaved so much stuff. I just have to assume that with so much stuff happening underwater for extended periods of time that breathing just works differently there. I'm not complaining, obviously a lot of other stuff works differently there too, including death, but I just wish they would've said something definitive.

    Lol, when I first played the game and Blitzball came into play, I was like "...What... they're, they're underwater? But how do they...? Nevermind, lolmagic."

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  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I thought they did kind of talk about it during that one water mission. Something about special training for blitzball players that is also used by the Al Bhed. Wasn't that why you could only use Tidus, Riku, and Wakka for that mission?

    Then again, my mind may just be making up shit to reconcile the water breathing.

    Also, X was bar none my favorite after VI.
    Also, I was faaar to addicted to the blitzball mini-game. I would have played an entire spin off sports game built around it if given the opportunity.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah, I played the hell out of blitzball too.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hate Blitzball so goddamned much.

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  • TurkeyTurkey So, Usoop. TampaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keepa.

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  • GraviijaGraviija Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blackjack wrote: »
    I hate Blitzball so goddamned much.
    As should we all. Fuck that game forever and back again.

    I don't care what anyone says, no Final Fantasy has had a good "main" minigame. Triple Triad included (though I just don't like card games to begin with). I think the closest the series ever got was Chocobo Hot and Cold, which was still a total pain in the ass.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Graviija wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    I hate Blitzball so goddamned much.
    As should we all. Fuck that game forever and back again.

    I don't care what anyone says, no Final Fantasy has had a good "main" minigame. Triple Triad included (though I just don't like card games to begin with). I think the closest the series ever got was Chocobo Hot and Cold, which was still a total pain in the ass.

    so you like everything about FFVIII except for the one thing that's actually good

    is there a government agency to which i can report your opinions

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FFVII's motorcycle mini-game.

    Does FFVI's Colosseum count too?

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I loved the hell out of Sphere Break.

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  • Glass.CannonGlass.Cannon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I spent far too much time playing chocobo hot and cold. The game design critic in me doesn't want to admit that there's anything special about it, but that doesn't make it any less addictive. The music probably had a lot to do with that.

    Hunting down the treasures was legitimately brilliant though. If I'd had this game as a kid, I'm absolutely certain that playing this would have led to me hiding things in the backyard, drawing rough pictures of their locations, and trying to get my parents or friends to go find them.

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  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ouch.. Sphere Break. Math Hurts.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've gotten gotten some mileage out of most of FFs mini-games.

    Triple Triad was pretty good.
    So was Chocobo Hot n Cold
    Sphere Break was pretty good too.

    Chocobo racing/breeding and Blitzball are entertaining your first play through, but they get boring really quick.

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  • GraviijaGraviija Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Graviija wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    I hate Blitzball so goddamned much.
    As should we all. Fuck that game forever and back again.

    I don't care what anyone says, no Final Fantasy has had a good "main" minigame. Triple Triad included (though I just don't like card games to begin with). I think the closest the series ever got was Chocobo Hot and Cold, which was still a total pain in the ass.

    so you like everything about FFVIII except for the one thing that's actually good

    is there a government agency to which i can report your opinions
    Please do. I think I'm in line for a medal for defending the only good game in this franchise against all you lunatics.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FFVII's motorcycle mini-game.

    Does FFVI's Colosseum count too?

    FFVII's snowboarding was pretty great. Practically as good as some of the early PS1 snowboarding games like Cool Boarders.

    My sister used to ask me to load up my FFVII save at Gold Saucer so that she could play it. She set all kinds of records.

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  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Graviija wrote: »
    Blackjack wrote: »
    I hate Blitzball so goddamned much.
    As should we all. Fuck that game forever and back again.

    I don't care what anyone says, no Final Fantasy has had a good "main" minigame. Triple Triad included (though I just don't like card games to begin with). I think the closest the series ever got was Chocobo Hot and Cold, which was still a total pain in the ass.

    Triple Triad was awesome, and served a clear purpose to your cause via Card Mod (or was it "Card Refinery"?)

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I really wished I was have gotten over my collector tendencies in FF8.

    I would collect all the cards and never use any of them.

    "100 Holy Wars, 100 Megaexilirs...

    Fuck that I'm not getting rid of my Bahamut!"

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  • Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Can you blame me? I'm too famous.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I seem to remember just cheating at the X-2 card game thing (was that sphere break?) having a 1, 2, 3 and 6 meant you could make all the possible combinations and so long as one of them was an Iron Giant then you'd just rack up the multiplier thingy and win every time.

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  • Glass.CannonGlass.Cannon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Graviija wrote: »
    Please do. I think I'm in line for a medal for defending the only good game in this franchise against all you lunatics.

    I'm sure it's come up multiple times already in this thread, but I'm really curious what the good points were and I don't remember when FF8 was last discussed, or even whether I've posted about it before.

    My wife and I played through this a year or two ago since it was the only FF released in the U.S. that we hadn't seen yet, and it was pretty much the gaming equivalent of sitting through a bad horror film for the laughs. I don't think I would have finished it if I hadn't turned off random battles at the first opportunity. I admit we both had a great time ripping on it, capped with Angelo finishing off the final boss by riding through it's chest on a rainbow or something (made even better because that was the first and only time we saw that move), but I wouldn't call anything about it GOOD.

    I'm not trying to insult your opinion or anything. There're plenty of games I love that would earn me funny looks if I said so; I'm just genuinely curious what you liked about it. The only bits I can think of that had potential were the Laguna sections, but even then we had stuff like him tickling the man with a damaged throat before shoving him off a cliff.

    I won't comment on Triple Triad because I never played it. I had already played FF9's awful attempt at a card game and this one seemed like almost the same thing at first glance.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Graviija wrote: »
    Please do. I think I'm in line for a medal for defending the only good game in this franchise against all you lunatics.

    I'm sure it's come up multiple times already in this thread, but I'm really curious what the good points were and I don't remember when FF8 was last discussed, or even whether I've posted about it before.

    My wife and I played through this a year or two ago since it was the only FF released in the U.S. that we hadn't seen yet, and it was pretty much the gaming equivalent of sitting through a bad horror film for the laughs. I don't think I would have finished it if I hadn't turned off random battles at the first opportunity. I admit we both had a great time ripping on it, capped with Angelo finishing off the final boss by riding through it's chest on a rainbow or something (made even better because that was the first and only time we saw that move), but I wouldn't call anything about it GOOD.

    I'm not trying to insult your opinion or anything. There's plenty of game I love that would earn me funny looks if I said so; I'm just genuinely curious what you liked about it. The only bits I can think of that had potential were the Laguna sections, but even then we had stuff like him tickling the man with a damaged throat before shoving him off a cliff.

    I won't comment on Triple Triad because I never played it. I had already played FF9's awful attempt at a card game and this one seemed like almost the same thing at first glance.

    the most charitable thing you can say about it is that it tried a whole bunch of innovative systems for a JRPG, despite failing at implementing almost every one of them

    the diehards will go on about subtle characterization and plotting and fun gameplay, but that is because they are crazy

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  • GraviijaGraviija Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Graviija wrote: »
    Please do. I think I'm in line for a medal for defending the only good game in this franchise against all you lunatics.

    I'm sure it's come up multiple times already in this thread, but I'm really curious what the good points were and I don't remember when FF8 was last discussed, or even whether I've posted about it before.

    My wife and I played through this a year or two ago since it was the only FF released in the U.S. that we hadn't seen yet, and it was pretty much the gaming equivalent of sitting through a bad horror film for the laughs. I don't think I would have finished it if I hadn't turned off random battles at the first opportunity. I admit we both had a great time ripping on it, capped with Angelo finishing off the final boss by riding through it's chest on a rainbow or something (made even better because that was the first and only time we saw that move), but I wouldn't call anything about it GOOD.

    I'm not trying to insult your opinion or anything. There're plenty of games I love that would earn me funny looks if I said so; I'm just genuinely curious what you liked about it. The only bits I can think of that had potential were the Laguna sections, but even then we had stuff like him tickling the man with a damaged throat before shoving him off a cliff.

    I won't comment on Triple Triad because I never played it. I had already played FF9's awful attempt at a card game and this one seemed like almost the same thing at first glance.
    Well you see, the thing about Final Fantasy VIII is...
    Rust wrote:
    the diehards will go on about subtle characterization and plotting and fun gameplay, but that is because they are crazy

    ...uh, that. Now it's true that I am certifiably insane, but my doctors have agreed that I show 100% lucidity when it comes to Final Fantasy appreciation (and the ability to point out palindromes at a moments notice, oddly).

    But hey, how about everyone come forward to defend their favorite title in the series? That sounds fun!
    Seriously fun!

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  • Glass.CannonGlass.Cannon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well, 6 is by far my favorite (not counting Tactics) so I don't think it needs much defending. However, I'd also claim that Kefka is my favorite villain, and that not having a true main character is awesome, both of which are probably a bit more controversial.

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh GAF, I thought you might have lost your touch, but you've proven me wrong again!

    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=417204

    Get some popcorn ready.

    And then let's decide what we would do with FFXV.

    My first contribution? Drop the numbering scheme, it's already lost its impact (and will just get sillier as they move on to Final Fantasy 22). Add a fancy subtitle instead, ala Dragon Quest.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I suspect that primary reasons that people liked Triple Triad were that it was trivial and that it horrifically broke the rest of the game if done correctly. Neither of which make the minigame itself good.
    Oh GAF, I thought you might have lost your touch, but you've proven me wrong again!

    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=417204

    Get some popcorn ready.

    And then let's decide what we would do with FFXV.

    My first contribution? Drop the numbering scheme, it's already lost its impact (and will just get sillier as they move on to Final Fantasy 22). Add a fancy subtitle instead, ala Dragon Quest.

    We already have 'sidegames' with subtitles. If the numbering scheme is dropped, then that means that the idea of the main series itself is pretty much dead.

    Which at this point might not be that bad of a thing. There'd be some rubble to clean up, though.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    VI, VII, VIII, and one of IX's minigames were great. I like both X and X-2's blitzballs as well and X's monster arena is phenominal.

    XII's Hunts were pretty ok.

    The only ones I really don't like are Jump Rope, the rest of X's, and that hatable, detestable monstrous abomination that is Tetra Master.

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    jothki wrote: »
    I suspect that primary reasons that people liked Triple Triad were that it was trivial and that it horrifically broke the rest of the game if done correctly. Neither of which make the minigame itself good.
    Oh GAF, I thought you might have lost your touch, but you've proven me wrong again!

    http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=417204

    Get some popcorn ready.

    And then let's decide what we would do with FFXV.

    My first contribution? Drop the numbering scheme, it's already lost its impact (and will just get sillier as they move on to Final Fantasy 22). Add a fancy subtitle instead, ala Dragon Quest.

    We already have 'sidegames' with subtitles. If the numbering scheme is dropped, then that means that the idea of the main series itself is pretty much dead.

    Which at this point might not be that bad of a thing. There'd be some rubble to clean up, though.

    The thing is those side-games have sub-titles added to the main title: for example, "Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles" or "Final Fantasy Tactics".

    Keep the "Final Fantasy" part separate, and THEN add a fancy subtitle that sounds less like a side-game and more like some epic book chapter, something that says "this is Final Fantasy. Not a spin-off or remake, but a reboot".

    Next? The game should feature Bioware's Dialog Tree mechanic, but instead of imitating it directly, build upon it. Don't just have the main character spend 30 minutes having a standing conversation with a team member, create some sort of mini-game or scenario to pass the time.

    For example, Party Member B asks Protagonist A if he wants to go fishing. The two of you head on a boat fishing while B starts to reminisce about his personal life, while A responds accordingly, building or hurting their relationship. Basically keep it like FFVII's affinity system, only expanded further.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blitzball was pretty alright. I hated it because of the story game you had to play (read: Lose), but I went back to it later on and got into it. Not crazy into it, but enough to get Wakka's ultimate whatever (I think it was his weapon you got from BB) and play a few games after.

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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You can win the story game, just takes a bit of effort; I managed 3-1, with Wakka scoring two! On my last play of FFX I had a lot of fun struggling with the Besaid Aurochs (not using Tidus and silly imba Jecht Shot).

    They eventually become the strongest team in the game by miles, plus with Auroch's Spirit I had a shoot stat of 99, meaning I could score/guaranteed sleep the keeper from my goalposts.

    Loved Chocobo Hot n Cold, but it's true that most of the reason I like Triple Triad is because of its integration with breaking the game (that and I like collecting things).

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Some new PS1 Classics got rated, including Xenogears and Vagrant Story.
    Arc the Lad III Sony Computer Entertainment America Teen Mild Language, Suggestive Themes, Violence PlayStation 3, PSP


    Legend of Mana Sony Computer Entertainment America Teen Mild Violence, Suggestive Themes PlayStation 3, PSP

    R4 Ridge Racer Type 4 Sony Computer Entertainment America Everyone No Descriptors PlayStation 3, PSP

    Threads of Fate Sony Computer Entertainment America Everyone Mild Language, Violence PlayStation 3, PSP

    Vagrant Story Sony Computer Entertainment America Teen Violence PlayStation 3, PSP

    Xenogears Sony Computer Entertainment America Teen Animated Blood, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes PlayStation 3, PSP

    I might actually put money on ToF and LoM, both PS1 games that I put off initially.

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait wait wait.

    Xenogears got ESRB rated?

    Fuck yes.

    Also yeah, I know you can win that first Blitzball game, but on your first run, without knowing much about the game, it's rather difficult. I know I got smoked 3-0 on it. I got them back, though. Oh yes, how I got them back.

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