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Interesting facts and secrets

Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
Tell me some interesting facts about you!

Also tell me your deepest, darkest secrets!

Also also some shallow, light secrets.

To get you started,

FACT: My favourite colour is white, but some people say that's not a colour! To which I say, okay, my favourite colour is mirror.

FACT: If I was a piranha, I could skeletonise a cow in under five minutes!

SECRET: I ate the last piece of cake. Don't tell anyone!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The other day I heard that pirahnas can't actually skeletonize shit.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm not interesting.

    I have never done anything interesting in my life.

    The only way I imagine people describing me on this forum is that guy from Finland.

    So.....

    I guess this thread is not for me.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The other day I heard that pirahnas can't actually skeletonize shit.

    Someone that is jealous of piranhas told you that.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Although one interesting fact about Finland is that prostitution is legal.

    Pimps aren't though if I have understood this correctly.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well, it was a shifty-looking river gar who said that

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Don't they have piranha in Zoos and as pets and junk? I think its high time they buy a fuckin' cow and test this thing out

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm not interesting.

    I have never done anything interesting in my life.

    The only way I imagine people describing me on this forum is that guy from Finland.

    So.....

    I guess this thread is not for me.

    If it makes you feel any better, I think of you as the helmet turtle.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have double jointed thumbs

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have double jointed thumbs

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fun fact: I am responsible for this thread

    but not accountable

    and i don't think a single pirahna could skeletonize a cow in <5 mins

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Double post sandwich

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    lol so random!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the forums are throwing a hissy fit!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's time to get the Mythbusters in on this skeletonizing cow shit.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have double jointed thumbs

    me too! but my thumbs are really cool because i can bend them straight down!

    best party trick while i was in middle school

    all the ladies loved it

    and by loved it ran away when they thought i just broke my thumb

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fun fact: if I had made this thread it would have had actual secrets in the OP to encourage people to reveal their own secrets

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FACT: I ran a brothel out of my home at night for a summer when I was 13.

    FACT: I beat a man up at a bar after he commented on how sexy this one guy's 11 year old daughter was.

    SECRET: A creepy old man tried to kidnap me and keep me as a sex slave when I was 11. I got away and the next night me and a cousin set his garage on fire. I was told he was arrested for trying the same thing on another kid a few months later.

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  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If I was a polar bear I wouldn't be as cool as fuzzbutt

    But I'd stalk him

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    macro 9 you have led a hell of a life if those are true

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    macro 9 you have led a hell of a life if those are true

    All true, buddy.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro are you Tom Cruise

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fuckin' arson is the proper punishment for somebody who wants to fuck arse, son

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    fun fact: if I had made this thread it would have had actual secrets in the OP to encourage people to reveal their own secrets

    Tell us your secrets anyways.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    fun fact: if I had made this thread it would have had actual secrets in the OP to encourage people to reveal their own secrets

    That would have resulted in one of those depresso-threads, kind of like what my last thread turned into. :(

    But hey! Here's a secret, just for you:

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    trying to think of secrets that won't be looked at badly or bragging too much or be claimed that i am lying


    hmm

    SECRET: as a kid i won a shitload of chess tournaments

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rane can you teach me to be a grandmaster

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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SECRET: I am smart, and I enjoy chess, but I am really terrible at it and I don't like people finding that out.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rane can you teach me to be a grandmaster

    funnily enough i'm not even that good, I highly suspect everyone else was just fucking awful

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    puttin ice cubes down your pants

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SECRET: I am smart, and I enjoy chess, but I am really terrible at it and I don't like people finding that out.

    hey me too

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited September 2010
    When I was born I was placed in a containment bubble because my asthma was so bad.

    In addition I was also born deaf & remained so till the age of four.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Darric wrote: »

    I have a friend who is as well! It is freaky.

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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My fingers, thumbs, and big toes are double jointed.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SECRET: I actually don't care for most Liquor. Notable exceptions being amaretto and all whiskey. I'll drink almost anything if offered, but I won't buy it or enjoy it

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited September 2010
    I can wipe my chin with my neck skin.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't think I have any interesting secrets

    um

    I've been plucking my eyebrows since 8th grade? I dunno guys

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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    captaink wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »

    I have a friend who is as well! It is freaky.

    It's irritating, that's for sure. I normally can't swim longer than 20 minutes before it's unbearable.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I can wipe my chin with my neck skin.

    Groooooooossssssss

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited September 2010
    captaink wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I can wipe my chin with my neck skin.

    Groooooooossssssss

    Stop judging me!!!

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