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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    Raneados on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jfk had it comin'

    crwth on
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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    Welp, someone needs to use less hairspray.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i once had meningitis and had a 10% chance of living without severe permanent brain damage

    alt: derp

    Beasteh on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    I see the experiment wasn't a total failure

    Macro9 on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    I'm not longer sure what is a fact and what is a secret!

    just go with it

    just roll with it

    just bounce, bounce

    now i'm not tryin to be rude
    but hey pretty girl i'm feelin you

    your response makes me think i actually quoted some lyrics that already existed

    ...did I?

    Raneados on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    So I guess the real secret here is that you are secretly a porcupine?

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    So I guess the real secret here is that you are secretly a procupine?

    constantly proccing random effects

    Beasteh on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    When I was young, I looked through a window at school.

    It was a bathroom window and a teacher was peeing in there.

    I felt so bad. :(

    Mr Fuzzbutt on
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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    I'm allergic to penicillin.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Anaphylactic reactions to penicillin cause 400 deaths per year [in the US].
    Apparently it's a good thing I'm aware of that.

    Whatsup allergic to penicillin buddy

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    EidolonOrpheus wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    Welp, someone needs to use less hairspray.

    fun fact: I do not use hairspray!

    i think it was just the perfect storm of elements to drive a hair into my thumb

    Raneados on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    So I guess the real secret here is that you are secretly a procupine?

    constantly proccing random effects

    Seriously, you people are like grammar vultures.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    once i went to spain with my school and our hot latin teacher came and she was in a bikini and all the boys had boners

    Beasteh on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    FACT: the other day i was running my hand through my hair and I got a splinter

    that i had to remove with improvised tweezers

    upon closer inspection it was actually a hair

    i got a hair splinter

    wtf

    i've had this before except the hair went like under my fingernail or something and it hurt like a bitch

    Garlic Bread on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SECRET: i've never really been one to publicly ogle others

    people always say "DAMN SHE WAS LOOKING FINE"

    and I never notice, I'm not really interested in that

    I suppose i have a normal sex drive, I just don't really mentally undress everyone i see

    Raneados on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    once i went to spain with my school and our hot latin teacher came and she was in a bikini and all the boys had boners

    Oh man, teenage years.

    So many awkward boners.

    Just poppin' up whenever they please.

    Mr Fuzzbutt on
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my high school career was 80% of the time having sexual fantasies with various good looking classmates/teachers

    the other 20% was spinning my pencil around my thumb

    undeinPirat on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    that happens to me a lot if i shave my head

    Knob on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    SECRET: i've never really been one to publicly ogle others

    people always say "DAMN SHE WAS LOOKING FINE"

    and I never notice, I'm not really interested in that

    I suppose i have a normal sex drive, I just don't really mentally undress everyone i see

    I am also like this.

    I think we must be nerds

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    im a nevernude

    I'm an alwaysnude

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    evernude

    Burning Organ on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    forevernude

    Sars_Boy on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I shot the deputy

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i tend to stare at girls boobies if they have nice boobies without really noticing

    Beasteh on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i tend to stare at girls boobies if they have nice boobies without really noticing

    oh man i do this too sometimes

    how embarrassing

    Sars_Boy on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    SECRET: i've never really been one to publicly ogle others

    people always say "DAMN SHE WAS LOOKING FINE"

    and I never notice, I'm not really interested in that

    I suppose i have a normal sex drive, I just don't really mentally undress everyone i see

    i'm like this

    the other day i was like "holy shit that dog looks awesome" and my friend was like "dude that girl is hot as shit" and i was like "all right you take her i'm gonna play with her dog"

    Garlic Bread on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SECRET: I joke-proposed to a girl i didn't know in high school

    she said yes

    we dated for a little bit because of that but then broke up

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i dated a girl in school who punched me in the stomach and stole my pencils and pulled my hair

    Beasteh on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    SECRET: i've never really been one to publicly ogle others

    people always say "DAMN SHE WAS LOOKING FINE"

    and I never notice, I'm not really interested in that

    I suppose i have a normal sex drive, I just don't really mentally undress everyone i see

    i'm like this

    the other day i was like "holy shit that dog looks awesome" and my friend was like "dude that girl is hot as shit" and i was like "all right you take her i'm gonna play with her dog"

    ahaha yesssss

    man i could walk down any single street around here and see a couple of hot girls

    but i don't get to play with adorable puppies enough!

    Raneados on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am a raging narcissist

    Also I am a fat kid who loves cakes and desserts

    And I got a birthmark on my dick

    lostwords on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Secret: I have trouble connecting with people on an emotional level. This includes people that I'm dating. I'm incredibly emotional when I'm alone, though.

    Just have trouble letting people see that in me.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FACT: There are forum posters with both my first and last names

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I find it extremely difficult not to pull a silly face when someone is taking a photo.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    fact: I am incapable of napping

    Fact: I am the best napper. Can sleep just about anywhere. Additionally, I am a heavy sleeper. It's quite convenient.

    skettios on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Secret: I have trouble connecting with people on an emotional level. This includes people that I'm dating. I'm incredibly emotional when I'm alone, though.

    Just have trouble letting people see that in me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naPgrhX6rIk

    Garlic Bread on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    nino ain't a damn thing wrong with cake

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    fact: I pooped in a secret place

    Dichotomy on
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    nino ain't a damn thing wrong with cake

    Carrot cake seems pointless.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I can nap anywhere: at work, on the train, in a car ride, at church. And it takes me like 2 mins to pass out. I once ended up passing out on the toilet for like 10 minutes. I am basically a lazy fat housecat

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well, there was this girl whom I knew from a lecture and who was running for my university's students council. She came up to me and asked me to vote for her. I have no idea what made me do it, but I stared at her boobs for a few seconds and then told her I would give her my vote.

    Platy on
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