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Whats the coolest way you can think of to die

Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
We've all thought about death, and dying before. And I'm sure we've all got our ways we want to die, epic amazing ways, ways in which you know people will never forget you, or the way you lived/died.

Like the guy who died from taking it from a horse, who's gonna forget that guy? Fuck, they're making a movie about him.

So how do you want to die? Something lame like being drawn and quatered? Getting shot in the nuts and bleeding to death like the guy in sin city should have died?

So lets hear it people.

Mine is simple. I want to go out to the city one nght, and get fucking shitty. I want to be drunk as shit, and wander around SF all night until I find some hard motherfucker. When I find this guy, I'm gonna light up a cigarette and start talking shit. Im gonna push it far as I can, until I put it out the cigarette on his face and start the fight. I want to keep the fight going as long as possible, pulling knives and shit, dropping them, making him kill me in defense. I know, that doesn't sound that great, but heres where it gets interesting.

My friends will take my corpse and remove all my innards, and blood and replace them with candy and toys. Then they'll strap time explosives around me and drop me from a plane that is directly over some poor kids birthday party.

When I've reached the proper hieght the bombs will go off and I'll will rain down on the children in the most horrific, vile pinata ever.

Hopefully my penis, which will have been painted to resemble a candy cane, will remain intact and land on the cake.

Not only will this scar them for life, but maybe, just maybe it will keep them from eating candy forever and maybe living a much healthier lifestyle then I did.

So how bout you guys?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I want to kill myself by headbutting a sidewalk.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    When I am old and done, I'm going to call up fox and tell them I am going to attempt a death defying stunt. I'm going to balance my chair on the edge of the Grand Canyon on fire. And I will give them exclusive TV rites if it's done live. Then I will fall.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Two chicks at the same time.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    knife fight with a shark

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Two chicks at the same time.

    good answer.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Major Kong style

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Being smothered/crushed in a silo that slowly fills with baby powder would be one hell of a way to die.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I want to die while flying a spaceship full of screaming schoolchildren into the sun.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Two chicks at the same time.
    That plus skydiving.. i want to spurt ten seconds before impact.

    tugga on
  • xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fighting the Thai national champion who put my brother in a wheel chair. 8)

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fighting the Thai national champion who put my brother in a wheel chair. 8)
    Vengeance death. Nice

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    In a giant robot, saving the world

    Naturally

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    completely alone in the palliative care ward of a retirement home

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  • WupideedooWupideedoo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sticking your head in a deep frier and inhaling deeply.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    After everyone else.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I wish my head to be cryogenically frozen.


    I believe I need to be alive for that.

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  • bagelbitebagelbite Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    shoot out with the cops in the middle of a large crowd with tears in your eyes to win them over

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    axiumxp wrote:
    completely alone in the palliative care ward of a retirement home

    oh my god, I am brought to tears by the beauty of this post


    Carrying a baby out of a burning building, dying of smoke inhalation

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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hit in the face by a moon.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Face cage of bees.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hit in the face by a moon.

    You cannot compare yourself to a Wookie.

    "Took his head clean off..."

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sami wrote:
    axiumxp wrote:
    completely alone in the palliative care ward of a retirement home

    oh my god, I am brought to tears by the beauty of this post


    dying of smoke inhalation
    GLAD YOU FOLLOWED MY CUE

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fighting God

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This reminded me of that "manliest way to die" thread.

    Anyway,

    Rushing a building full of armed men barehanded, fighting all the way to the top floor, going one on one with the lead bad guy, and crashing down with him through the penthouse window.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Doing a backflip mid dance on an episode of Dance 360, only landing on my head, brains and bone everywhere. Fuck you Kenan or Kel.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    satancrashog0.jpg

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My brother turning into a zombie and me yelling "nooooo I love youuuuuuu"

    and then he eats me.

    AHH! on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tugga wtf

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tugga that is awesome.

    10 kudos go to tugga.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tugga wins. Seriously, this thread is over. There is no possible way that you could die that would be any cooler than that. The only possible way that could be any better would be if there was a girl giving him a blowjob.

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    BigDes wrote:
    Doing a backflip mid dance on an episode of Dance 360, only landing on my head, brains and bone everywhere. Fuck you Kenan or Kel.

    now i get this GIF

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    that jew can't dance very well

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He's real good at lending money though.

    And procreating.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    damn....

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tugga you have warmed the ice cold heart of a realist, i am no longer content to die of a run of the mill cancer or brain hemmhorage..

    sign me up for driving what appears to be a 1989 buick lesabre into a gorge while brandishing a sword and soloing your way into into a demons mouth

    Axim on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    in your arms tonight
    it musta been something you said
    i just died in your arms toniiiiight

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    did tugga even draw that

    i know i've seen it before

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what's so special about it?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    did tugga even draw that

    i know i've seen it before

    it was in the grouphug + paint thread.. i dug through the chatlog..

    but whoever posted it didnt draw it either so idk

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