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Whats the coolest way you can think of to die
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We've all thought about death, and dying before. And I'm sure we've all got our ways we want to die, epic amazing ways, ways in which you know people will never forget you, or the way you lived/died.
Like the guy who died from taking it from a horse, who's gonna forget that guy? Fuck, they're making a movie about him.
So how do you want to die? Something lame like being drawn and quatered? Getting shot in the nuts and bleeding to death like the guy in sin city should have died?
So lets hear it people.
Mine is simple. I want to go out to the city one nght, and get fucking shitty. I want to be drunk as shit, and wander around SF all night until I find some hard motherfucker. When I find this guy, I'm gonna light up a cigarette and start talking shit. Im gonna push it far as I can, until I put it out the cigarette on his face and start the fight. I want to keep the fight going as long as possible, pulling knives and shit, dropping them, making him kill me in defense. I know, that doesn't sound that great, but heres where it gets interesting.
My friends will take my corpse and remove all my innards, and blood and replace them with candy and toys. Then they'll strap time explosives around me and drop me from a plane that is directly over some poor kids birthday party.
When I've reached the proper hieght the bombs will go off and I'll will rain down on the children in the most horrific, vile pinata ever.
Hopefully my penis, which will have been painted to resemble a candy cane, will remain intact and land on the cake.
Not only will this scar them for life, but maybe, just maybe it will keep them from eating candy forever and maybe living a much healthier lifestyle then I did.
So how bout you guys?
Like the guy who died from taking it from a horse, who's gonna forget that guy? Fuck, they're making a movie about him.
So how do you want to die? Something lame like being drawn and quatered? Getting shot in the nuts and bleeding to death like the guy in sin city should have died?
So lets hear it people.
Mine is simple. I want to go out to the city one nght, and get fucking shitty. I want to be drunk as shit, and wander around SF all night until I find some hard motherfucker. When I find this guy, I'm gonna light up a cigarette and start talking shit. Im gonna push it far as I can, until I put it out the cigarette on his face and start the fight. I want to keep the fight going as long as possible, pulling knives and shit, dropping them, making him kill me in defense. I know, that doesn't sound that great, but heres where it gets interesting.
My friends will take my corpse and remove all my innards, and blood and replace them with candy and toys. Then they'll strap time explosives around me and drop me from a plane that is directly over some poor kids birthday party.
When I've reached the proper hieght the bombs will go off and I'll will rain down on the children in the most horrific, vile pinata ever.
Hopefully my penis, which will have been painted to resemble a candy cane, will remain intact and land on the cake.
Not only will this scar them for life, but maybe, just maybe it will keep them from eating candy forever and maybe living a much healthier lifestyle then I did.
So how bout you guys?
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good answer.
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STEAM!
Naturally
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I believe I need to be alive for that.
oh my god, I am brought to tears by the beauty of this post
Carrying a baby out of a burning building, dying of smoke inhalation
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
You cannot compare yourself to a Wookie.
"Took his head clean off..."
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Anyway,
Rushing a building full of armed men barehanded, fighting all the way to the top floor, going one on one with the lead bad guy, and crashing down with him through the penthouse window.
STEAM!
and then he eats me.
10 kudos go to tugga.
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now i get this GIF
And procreating.
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sign me up for driving what appears to be a 1989 buick lesabre into a gorge while brandishing a sword and soloing your way into into a demons mouth
it musta been something you said
i just died in your arms toniiiiight
i know i've seen it before
it was in the grouphug + paint thread.. i dug through the chatlog..
but whoever posted it didnt draw it either so idk
STEAM!