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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    I smell ineffectual internet rage in the offing!
    Then for God's sake change your pants.

    I honestly don't remember you, or care. I'm flattered that I'm so important to you and everything, though.

    And why the fuck should we giving a flying hooha as to who the fuck you are or what your opinion is here?

    You seem to think you are wanted here.
    I don't know why the fuck you should give a flying hooha who the fuck I am, but apparently you do, and it's funny.

    You seem to think I should give a fuck to giving a flying hooha who the fuck you are and I don't give a fuck to fuck who the fuck and why the fuck as to what the fuck so fuck.
    What makes you think I think you should give a fuck who I am? You guys are the ones who brought it up. And that's what makes it funny.

    No I do give a fuck to why the fuck you think who the fuck as to why the fuck when the fuck and what the fuck are not the fuck like fuck so fuck where the fuck are you when the fuck is who gives a fuck.
    Keep saying "fuck" so much, and frustrated Drez is going to pop a mega-boner.

    And we will have no one to blame but you.

    naporeon on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez, did you see where I was talking to Sheri about Pooro, and I mentioned that he and I once spent an afternoon sending PMs back and forth, dedicated exclusively to bashing you?

    It was a magical time. When I think of it, it's like it was filmed through cheesecloth, to music of a legion of tiny angels.

    Nope. Didn't see it. You should drop my name now and then so I can read about myself with ego searches. If a comment about me isn't ego searchable, it didn't happen.
    Dude, it is ego searchable.

    Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Oh, okay. I see it now. Interesting quote tree.

    Question: how do you decide who you like and dislike while Poorochondriac is not around?

    BAM

    Drez on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    I smell ineffectual internet rage in the offing!
    Then for God's sake change your pants.

    I honestly don't remember you, or care. I'm flattered that I'm so important to you and everything, though.

    And why the fuck should we giving a flying hooha as to who the fuck you are or what your opinion is here?

    You seem to think you are wanted here.
    I don't know why the fuck you should give a flying hooha who the fuck I am, but apparently you do, and it's funny.

    You seem to think I should give a fuck to giving a flying hooha who the fuck you are and I don't give a fuck to fuck who the fuck and why the fuck as to what the fuck so fuck.
    What makes you think I think you should give a fuck who I am? You guys are the ones who brought it up. And that's what makes it funny.

    No I do give a fuck to why the fuck you think who the fuck as to why the fuck when the fuck and what the fuck are not the fuck like fuck so fuck where the fuck are you when the fuck is who gives a fuck.
    Keep saying "fuck" so much, and frustrated Drez is going to pop a mega-boner.

    And we will have no one to blame but you.
    Nah, it'll be a good three minutes before I can get another boner.

    Drez on
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    I smell ineffectual internet rage in the offing!
    Then for God's sake change your pants.

    I honestly don't remember you, or care. I'm flattered that I'm so important to you and everything, though.

    And why the fuck should we giving a flying hooha as to who the fuck you are or what your opinion is here?

    You seem to think you are wanted here.
    I don't know why the fuck you should give a flying hooha who the fuck I am, but apparently you do, and it's funny.

    You seem to think I should give a fuck to giving a flying hooha who the fuck you are and I don't give a fuck to fuck who the fuck and why the fuck as to what the fuck so fuck.
    What makes you think I think you should give a fuck who I am? You guys are the ones who brought it up. And that's what makes it funny.

    No I do give a fuck to why the fuck you think who the fuck as to why the fuck when the fuck and what the fuck are not the fuck like fuck so fuck where the fuck are you when the fuck is who gives a fuck.
    Keep saying "fuck" so much, and frustrated Drez is going to pop a mega-boner.

    And we will have no one to blame but you.

    I was seeing how long I could stringing a sentence together with fuck and seeing if he/she whatever would reply.

    The Otaku Suppository on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez, did you see where I was talking to Sheri about Pooro, and I mentioned that he and I once spent an afternoon sending PMs back and forth, dedicated exclusively to bashing you?

    It was a magical time. When I think of it, it's like it was filmed through cheesecloth, to music of a legion of tiny angels.

    Nope. Didn't see it. You should drop my name now and then so I can read about myself with ego searches. If a comment about me isn't ego searchable, it didn't happen.
    Dude, it is ego searchable.

    Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Oh, okay. I see it now. Interesting quote tree.

    Question: how do you decide who you like and dislike while Poorochondriac is not around?

    BAM
    Lately, I've been consulting Sheri.

    DUH.

    naporeon on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez, did you see where I was talking to Sheri about Pooro, and I mentioned that he and I once spent an afternoon sending PMs back and forth, dedicated exclusively to bashing you?

    It was a magical time. When I think of it, it's like it was filmed through cheesecloth, to music of a legion of tiny angels.

    Nope. Didn't see it. You should drop my name now and then so I can read about myself with ego searches. If a comment about me isn't ego searchable, it didn't happen.
    Dude, it is ego searchable.

    Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Oh, okay. I see it now. Interesting quote tree.

    Question: how do you decide who you like and dislike while Poorochondriac is not around?

    BAM
    Lately, I've been consulting Sheri.

    DUH.
    My bad. Sheri: Tell naporean to like me plz.

    Drez on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez, did you see where I was talking to Sheri about Pooro, and I mentioned that he and I once spent an afternoon sending PMs back and forth, dedicated exclusively to bashing you?

    It was a magical time. When I think of it, it's like it was filmed through cheesecloth, to music of a legion of tiny angels.

    Nope. Didn't see it. You should drop my name now and then so I can read about myself with ego searches. If a comment about me isn't ego searchable, it didn't happen.
    Dude, it is ego searchable.

    Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Oh, okay. I see it now. Interesting quote tree.

    Question: how do you decide who you like and dislike while Poorochondriac is not around?

    BAM
    Lately, I've been consulting Sheri.

    DUH.
    My bad. Sheri: Tell naporean to like me plz.

    I dunno, dude.

    Sheri on
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sheri's terrible

    she's fuckin lazy

    Dead Legend on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quite

    Drez on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sheri's terrible

    she's fuckin lazy

    I'm not the one who stopped putting 'Yaaaarrr' in all my posts.

    The title doesn't count.

    Sheri on
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    sheri's terrible

    she's fuckin lazy

    I'm not the one who stopped putting 'Yaaaarrr' in all my posts.

    The title doesn't count.

    hey

    hey

    shut up

    twat

    Dead Legend on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and she smells.

    Abracadaniel on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    sheri's terrible

    she's fuckin lazy

    I'm not the one who stopped putting 'Yaaaarrr' in all my posts.

    The title doesn't count.

    hey

    hey

    shut up

    twat

    That was uncalled for, you one-eyed buttface!

    Yes, your butt has one eye and is also your face!

    Sheri on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez, did you see where I was talking to Sheri about Pooro, and I mentioned that he and I once spent an afternoon sending PMs back and forth, dedicated exclusively to bashing you?

    It was a magical time. When I think of it, it's like it was filmed through cheesecloth, to music of a legion of tiny angels.

    Nope. Didn't see it. You should drop my name now and then so I can read about myself with ego searches. If a comment about me isn't ego searchable, it didn't happen.
    Dude, it is ego searchable.

    Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Oh, okay. I see it now. Interesting quote tree.

    Question: how do you decide who you like and dislike while Poorochondriac is not around?

    BAM
    Lately, I've been consulting Sheri.

    DUH.
    My bad. Sheri: Tell naporean to like me plz.
    :whistle: And even in your case,
    (Though it's the toughest
    Case I've yet to face),
    Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
    Follow my lead....
    :whistle:

    naporeon on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    :whistle: And even in your case,
    (Though it's the toughest
    Case I've yet to face),
    Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
    Follow my lead....
    :whistle:

    I'm not gonna say the same two lines again, but pretend they're here.

    Sheri on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, this fucking bitch told me she doesn't drink anymore and then she goes out drinking last night and doesn't call me. What a dumb fucking bitch cunt whore.

    Drez on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    and she smells.
    Smart Hero.

    Now there's a man I could get behind.

    :winky:

    naporeon on
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez, did you see where I was talking to Sheri about Pooro, and I mentioned that he and I once spent an afternoon sending PMs back and forth, dedicated exclusively to bashing you?

    It was a magical time. When I think of it, it's like it was filmed through cheesecloth, to music of a legion of tiny angels.

    Nope. Didn't see it. You should drop my name now and then so I can read about myself with ego searches. If a comment about me isn't ego searchable, it didn't happen.
    Dude, it is ego searchable.

    Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeet.
    Oh, okay. I see it now. Interesting quote tree.

    Question: how do you decide who you like and dislike while Poorochondriac is not around?

    BAM
    Lately, I've been consulting Sheri.

    DUH.
    My bad. Sheri: Tell naporean to like me plz.
    :whistle: And even in your case,
    (Though it's the toughest
    Case I've yet to face),
    Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
    Follow my lead....
    :whistle:

    I hope some prat from bumfuck middle of the US drops a house on both of you.

    The Otaku Suppository on
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    sheri's terrible

    she's fuckin lazy

    I'm not the one who stopped putting 'Yaaaarrr' in all my posts.

    The title doesn't count.

    hey

    hey

    shut up

    twat

    That was uncalled for, you one-eyed buttface!

    Yes, your butt has one eye and is also your face!

    i'm sorry twat did you say

    (what you said is truer than you think)

    Dead Legend on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Captain Cthulhu on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Fight?

    Where?

    I thought this was a minor spat, at worst.

    t Dead Legend - Do you also have a hook for a hand?

    Sheri on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    :whistle: And even in your case,
    (Though it's the toughest
    Case I've yet to face),
    Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
    Follow my lead....
    :whistle:

    I'm not gonna say the same two lines again, but pretend they're here.
    :whistle: Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
    Think of it as personality dialysis.
    :whistle:

    :?: :?: :?:

    naporeon on
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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Manliest way to die eve- waaaaiiiiit a minute!

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    :whistle: And even in your case,
    (Though it's the toughest
    Case I've yet to face),
    Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
    Follow my lead....
    :whistle:

    I'm not gonna say the same two lines again, but pretend they're here.
    :whistle: Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
    Think of it as personality dialysis.
    :whistle:

    :?: :?: :?:

    Yes, those would be them. :P

    Sheri on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Are we making you uncomfortable?

    When one of us addresses you directly does that make you feel strange?

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Fight?

    Where?

    I thought this was a minor spat, at worst.

    t Dead Legend - Do you also have a hook for a hand?

    i am going to twat chop you so hard it will cleave you in twain

    Dead Legend on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Fight?

    Where?

    I thought this was a minor spat, at worst.

    t Dead Legend - Do you also have a hook for a hand?

    i am going to twat chop you so hard it will cleave you in twain

    You really like that word today, don't you?

    Sheri on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Fight?

    Where?

    I thought this was a minor spat, at worst.

    t Dead Legend - Do you also have a hook for a hand?

    i am going to twat chop you so hard it will cleave you in twain

    Twat-fu?

    As7 on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    To be fair, "twat chop" is comedy gold.

    naporeon on
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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Fight?

    Where?

    I thought this was a minor spat, at worst.

    t Dead Legend - Do you also have a hook for a hand?

    i am going to twat chop you so hard it will cleave you in twain

    You really like that word today, don't you?

    I know a guy who's always calling me a twat. To be fair, I do call him a pedophile.

    Good times 8)

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Apparently everyone in this thread thinks the best way to die is by internet fight.

    Fight?

    Where?

    I thought this was a minor spat, at worst.

    t Dead Legend - Do you also have a hook for a hand?

    i am going to twat chop you so hard it will cleave you in twain

    You really like that word today, don't you?

    i'm drunk and it's the word for the day

    eh

    Dead Legend on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    To be fair, "twat chop" is comedy gold.

    I imagine Ms. Piggy going 'Hiiii-ya!'

    Sheri on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    To be fair, "twat chop" is comedy gold.

    I imagine Ms. Piggy going 'Hiiii-ya!'
    I feel obligated to tell you, this made me laugh.

    But possibly because I am old enough to be Druhim's dad.

    naporeon on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    To be fair, "twat chop" is comedy gold.

    I imagine Ms. Piggy going 'Hiiii-ya!'

    Sheri I did not need an image of Ms. Piggy twat-tackling Gonzo.

    Though it does give me something to post about.

    As7 on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    To be fair, "twat chop" is comedy gold.

    I imagine Ms. Piggy going 'Hiiii-ya!'
    I feel obligated to tell you, this made me laugh.

    But possibly because I am old enough to be Druhim's dad.

    My day is complete!

    And with that, I go to bed. Night, dudes.

    Sheri on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    With Sheri gone, how will I know where to aim my hate laser?

    Noooooooooooooo.

    naporeon on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Guys, meet Dexter Yams Dong.

    Abracadaniel on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    369350192_353be775cc.jpg?v=0

    Guys, meet Dexter Yams Dong.

    That is a cool name.

    I have shrimp cakes from Japan:

    Picture140.jpg

    As7 on
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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    369350192_353be775cc.jpg?v=0

    Guys, meet Dexter Yams Dong.

    <3

    (My cat is cuter)

    Leli on
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hmmm...last time there was a thread about this in SE++ (that I can recall), there was a wikipedia link about some scottish dude who killed nazis with a club or something. Obviously I can't recall the specifics, but he was pretty rad. Anyone remember who it was by chance?

    Polago on
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