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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i want to die peacefully in my sleep. like my grandpa

    not screaming like the passengers in his car.
    I will not dignify this old, terrible joke with a respon....

    Oh shit.

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    revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd like to die from a temporal paradox involving my grandfather.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Supplies: 20 floor tall building
    17 floors length of rope
    15 floors length piano wire
    super glue

    I take the rope and tie it around my ankles, I tie the piano wire around my neck. I glue my hands onto the top of my head. I jump from the top of the building. I fall. At 5 floors from the ground hopefully my head severs cleanly from my body. I end up dangling from my feet, holding my severed head above the ground.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Perrsun wrote:
    Supplies: 20 floor tall building
    17 floors length of rope
    15 floors length piano wire
    super glue

    I take the rope and tie it around my ankles, I tie the piano wire around my neck. I glue my hands onto the top of my head. I jump from the top of the building. I fall. At 5 floors from the ground hopefully my head severs cleanly from my body. I end up dangling from my feet, holding my severed head above the ground.

    man, this is pretty excellent.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Saw this one on CSI last night:
    Siphon high octane gas (120+ octane). End up accidently swallowing a little. Then answer your cell phone, electric sparks light the trace gas fumes and proceed to burn from the inside out.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Perrsun wrote:
    Supplies: 20 floor tall building
    17 floors length of rope
    15 floors length piano wire
    super glue

    I take the rope and tie it around my ankles, I tie the piano wire around my neck. I glue my hands onto the top of my head. I jump from the top of the building. I fall. At 5 floors from the ground hopefully my head severs cleanly from my body. I end up dangling from my feet, holding my severed head above the ground.

    man, this is pretty excellent.

    You'd have to get some pretty good glue to keep the force from the sudden stop from ripping your head out of your hands.

    If you pulled it off though, badass

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Perrsun wrote:
    Supplies: 20 floor tall building
    17 floors length of rope
    15 floors length piano wire
    super glue

    I take the rope and tie it around my ankles, I tie the piano wire around my neck. I glue my hands onto the top of my head. I jump from the top of the building. I fall. At 5 floors from the ground hopefully my head severs cleanly from my body. I end up dangling from my feet, holding my severed head above the ground.

    man, this is pretty excellent.

    You'd have to get some pretty good glue to keep the force from the sudden stop from ripping your head out of your hands.

    If you pulled it off though, badass

    yeah but even if it didn't, it would look like he tore his own head off and threw it at the ground. Then his body would just hang there, upside down, draining all his blood onto the sidewalk.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My great aunt Kay died on the way to Wal Mart, crossing an 8 lane highway, in Arizona a few years back. She was hit by a lemon truck, and by all accounts the accident made a hell of a mess.

    When the sheriff called our house my dad picked up the phone to hear
    Sheriff: "Do y'all have a relative named Kay?"
    Dad:"Yeah...why?"
    Sheriff: "She's dead"
    Dad: "You're kidding. I told her not to go to Arizona"

    My dad's last words to my aunt before she left on the trip were "I still don't know why the hell you're going to Arizona"

    Her last words to my grandma as she ran across the road were "Don't worry. I can make it"

    A couple seconds later there were lemons scattered for miles.

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    did you make lemonade out of the situation

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You know what they goddammit

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    did you make lemonade out of the situation

    Pink lemonade

    (From the blood, see)

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Trillian wrote:
    My great aunt Kay died on the way to Wal Mart, crossing an 8 lane highway, in Arizona a few years back. She was hit by a lemon truck, and by all accounts the accident made a hell of a mess.

    When the sheriff called our house my dad picked up the phone to hear
    Sheriff: "Do y'all have a relative named Kay?"
    Dad:"Yeah...why?"
    Sheriff: "She's dead"
    Dad: "You're kidding. I told her not to go to Arizona"

    My dad's last words to my aunt before she left on the trip were "I still don't know why the hell you're going to Arizona"

    Her last words to my grandma as she ran across the road were "Don't worry. I can make it"

    A couple seconds later there were lemons scattered for miles.

    I'm sorry. I really truly am sorry...

    But this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Trillian wrote:
    My great aunt Kay died on the way to Wal Mart, crossing an 8 lane highway, in Arizona a few years back. She was hit by a lemon truck, and by all accounts the accident made a hell of a mess.

    When the sheriff called our house my dad picked up the phone to hear
    Sheriff: "Do y'all have a relative named Kay?"
    Dad:"Yeah...why?"
    Sheriff: "She's dead"
    Dad: "You're kidding. I told her not to go to Arizona"

    My dad's last words to my aunt before she left on the trip were "I still don't know why the hell you're going to Arizona"

    Her last words to my grandma as she ran across the road were "Don't worry. I can make it"

    A couple seconds later there were lemons scattered for miles.

    I'm sorry. I really truly am sorry...

    But this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

    She made really good pumpkin pies too. Like really good.
    Now whenever she's brought up in conversation someone invariably says Oh Aunt Kay...Known for her pumpkin pies but turned into lemon merengue

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Trillian wrote:
    Trillian wrote:
    My great aunt Kay died on the way to Wal Mart, crossing an 8 lane highway, in Arizona a few years back. She was hit by a lemon truck, and by all accounts the accident made a hell of a mess.

    When the sheriff called our house my dad picked up the phone to hear
    Sheriff: "Do y'all have a relative named Kay?"
    Dad:"Yeah...why?"
    Sheriff: "She's dead"
    Dad: "You're kidding. I told her not to go to Arizona"

    My dad's last words to my aunt before she left on the trip were "I still don't know why the hell you're going to Arizona"

    Her last words to my grandma as she ran across the road were "Don't worry. I can make it"

    A couple seconds later there were lemons scattered for miles.

    I'm sorry. I really truly am sorry...

    But this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

    She made really good pumpkin pies too. Like really good.
    Now whenever she's brought up in conversation someone invariably says Oh Aunt Kay...Known for her pumpkin pies but turned into lemon merengue

    oh...its not as funny knowing that the family jokes about it.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Trillian wrote:
    Trillian wrote:
    My great aunt Kay died on the way to Wal Mart, crossing an 8 lane highway, in Arizona a few years back. She was hit by a lemon truck, and by all accounts the accident made a hell of a mess.

    When the sheriff called our house my dad picked up the phone to hear
    Sheriff: "Do y'all have a relative named Kay?"
    Dad:"Yeah...why?"
    Sheriff: "She's dead"
    Dad: "You're kidding. I told her not to go to Arizona"

    My dad's last words to my aunt before she left on the trip were "I still don't know why the hell you're going to Arizona"

    Her last words to my grandma as she ran across the road were "Don't worry. I can make it"

    A couple seconds later there were lemons scattered for miles.

    I'm sorry. I really truly am sorry...

    But this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

    She made really good pumpkin pies too. Like really good.
    Now whenever she's brought up in conversation someone invariably says Oh Aunt Kay...Known for her pumpkin pies but turned into lemon merengue

    oh...its not as funny knowing that the family jokes about it.

    So....

    uhh......


    <_<

    >_>



    Did they make lemonade?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    oh god that would be terrible if i died tomorrow

    "...a 23 year old grocery packer..."

    oh christ

    fuck you newspapers

    why is the person's job even important

    I notice that you didn't object to them listing that the person was female, or that the person was 23 years old. Should they have listed the race of the person? Or the sexual orientation? Is the person's job something that should not be listed? Why?

    Also, I think that your job, your function in our society's economy, is an important part of who you are. It's not all of what you are, but it matters.

    EDIT: Holy fuck I did not realize that the "newest post" was 19 pages back goddammit.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    oh god that would be terrible if i died tomorrow

    "...a 23 year old grocery packer..."

    oh christ

    fuck you newspapers

    why is the person's job even important

    I notice that you didn't object to them listing that the person was female, or that the person was 23 years old. Should they have listed the race of the person? Or the sexual orientation? Is the person's job something that should not be listed? Why?

    Also, I think that your job, your function in our society's economy, is an important part of who you are. It's not all of what you are, but it matters.

    Yeah, but I just hate to think that I'd be defined by that trait and little else, you know? I understand the reason for it, but it has always bugged me. What were this poor electrician's hobbies? Was he married? A father? What other impact did he have in life other than what he did for a paycheck?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, I certainly agree that your job doesn't necessarily define you as a person. It might, I mean, there are probably some people who do nothing but work and watch TV. But I think that no matter what your job is, even if you don't have a job, that's important.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Do you know what defines me as a person?

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Your tiny dick?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph wrote:
    Your tiny dick?

    No, that only defines my sex life.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    Your tiny dick?

    No, that only defines my sex life.

    Which doesn't exist?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    Your tiny dick?

    No, that only defines my sex life.

    Which doesn't exist?

    which is impossible to see unless you already know where it is, and that it looks like a vagina.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Perrsun wrote:
    Supplies: 20 floor tall building
    17 floors length of rope
    15 floors length piano wire
    super glue

    I take the rope and tie it around my ankles, I tie the piano wire around my neck. I glue my hands onto the top of my head. I jump from the top of the building. I fall. At 5 floors from the ground hopefully my head severs cleanly from my body. I end up dangling from my feet, holding my severed head above the ground.

    man, this is pretty excellent.

    You'd have to get some pretty good glue to keep the force from the sudden stop from ripping your head out of your hands.

    If you pulled it off though, badass

    yeah but even if it didn't, it would look like he tore his own head off and threw it at the ground. Then his body would just hang there, upside down, draining all his blood onto the sidewalk.

    I'm going to quote this because after some more thought, I think tearing off your own head and hurling it at the ground would be pretty much the best way to go ever.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Why does no one want to die like Jackson Pollock did?
    Two tons of Steel
    two girlfreinds
    a bottle in one hand
    over a cliff

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    HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Saving my family from a sinking battleship.

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    DeswaDeswa Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm going to quote this because after some more thought, I think tearing off your own head and hurling it at the ground would be pretty much the best way to go ever.
    Oh man, Toribash flashbacks.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    1. Discover that you have inoperable cancer and will die a horribly painful, slow death.
    2. Rent a video, return it late.
    3. Go in on a Friday or Saturday when they are busy.
    4. The guy will tell you you have a late fee.
    5. Go "Well, I guess this is my only option..."
    6. Blow your head off.

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    edited January 2007
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Doc...thats....awesome.

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Indeed. That made me giggle!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It could also be done to, say, an ice cream man. Asking for some novelty ice cream bar that's no longer produced.

    "I'm sorry sir, we don't carry Hulk pops anymore."

    "Oh"

    *BLAM*

    Sound of screaming children.

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nah, because see... if you do it in front of a group full of children, no one is going to care about your well thought out and grand exit from existence... they'll only be worried about the little bastards who saw it. "Oh, poor little Jimmy and Suzie had pieces of brain splattered on to their faces. How will they ever move on?"

    Fuck little Jimmy and Suzie.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    There was a T.V. Newswoman / Anchor that shot herself when, due to technical difficulties, they could not switch to a report on something.

    They never released the tape on the internet, unfortunately.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My old way used to be taking a big group of orphans on a tour of the jelly belly factory. When it comes time to get free samples, make sure you get the first one, and bite down on cyanide instead of the actual jelly bean.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    My old way used to be taking a big group of orphans on a tour of the jelly belly factory. When it comes time to get free samples, make sure you get the first one, and bite down on cyanide instead of the actual jelly bean.

    Not enough blood. How about you bite a jelly bean which was really a remote detonator for the c4 planted somewhere on your body. Like a C4 collar. Heh. Bam flying head woo.

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    WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Possibly already said, but I think the coolest way to die would be with some form of self battery, or decapitation, while near someone famous and trying to hit them with the blood spray.

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    BlarkBlark Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well if it hasn't already been said, I'd have to go out like so:
    I'd be surrounded by a harem of super models on Judgement day, wearing the cape of Atilla the Hun and a viking hat and covered in numerous wounds sustained while defeating the entirety of the Valhalla and the Norse Pantheon.
    And I'd be riding on the back of motherfucking Cthulu while fighting Satan in a guitar battle as giant wave of Jager crashes down around us and drowns the world.

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    TardTard Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I always wanted to drive a Limo off a skyscraper while I am sticking out of the sun roof.

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