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Whats the coolest way you can think of to die

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Wrestling a bear while on a motorcycle, eating a Western Cheeseburger while jumping a tank full of raptors and having sex with two swedish supermodel twins

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Plummetting down a bottomless pit lined with cheese graders.

    I can't take credit for that one though.

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    concreteconcrete Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    how to make a bottomless pit

    drill a hole through the planet, so you'll fall back when you hit the other side

    This was my idea for one of those infinite-power machines, when I was like 9. Could work!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fistfight with Barry Bonds in the middle of the field at Giants Stadium.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    concrete wrote:
    how to make a bottomless pit

    drill a hole through the planet, so you'll fall back when you hit the other side

    This was my idea for one of those infinite-power machines, when I was like 9. Could work!
    You'd need a pretty big drill.

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    FohnFohn Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    1.) Knife fight with a lumberjack

    2.) After killing, and possibly having sex with, sasquatch, on live television. The sex would be to stick it to any other sasquatch out there.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lol furry

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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Death by whippy's hair:

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    lol no doubt poster

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    boris vallejo calendar that's been stuck on may for four years

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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lol no doubt poster

    theres a spice world poster in his room too somewhere.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    what is hanging from your ceiling?

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    what is hanging from your ceiling?

    the on/off chain on my ceiling fan snapped so I tied some string around a stuffed bunny's neck and hooked it up there so I could have something easy to grab onto

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    whippy was your hair curly when it was short

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Natasha said that your back was totally hot but you really should do something about your choice of underpanties.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    what is hanging from your ceiling?

    the on/off chain on my ceiling fan snapped so I tied some string around a stuffed bunny's neck and hooked it up there so I could have something easy to grab onto

    sweet

    my buddy did the same thing with a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll with the speaker cut out. It had one of those big round pins that just said "SEX MACHINE" on it, so every time you'd turn on the light elmo would just vibrate and stare at you.

    It was pretty sweet.

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    JM WyattJM Wyatt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    me:

    swallow a time bomb then dress up like barney. Then just wonder around the mall for a bit until I find a shoestore. I walk in and yell "my spiderman shoes didn't light up!" then the bomb goes off and my guts go over all the shoes

    the sould purpose of the barney suit is the hope that someone would film it and put it on the net with the title "barney goes boom"

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Natasha said that your back was totally hot but you really should do something about your choice of underpanties.

    In those pictures I'm wearing green boxers and grey pajama pants

    I don't own a thong

    :(

    buy me a thong

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    nobody should wear thongs ever

    underpants should stay out of the buttcrack

    that is the point of underpants

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    I mean, I know some people see thongs and think "woo woo that's sexy!"

    but I see a thong and I think "eww they've got a string that has been in their ass all day"

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    but they make you feel so sexy

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I mean, I know some people see thongs and think "woo woo that's sexy!"

    but I see a thong and I think "eww they've got a string that has been in their ass all day"

    rank this is exactly what i think of thongs h5

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    One needs support for the cheeks.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    but they make you feel so sexy

    so does not wearing underpants

    and wearing fancy nice underpants that don't have strings wicking up all your asscrack sweat and buttfunks

    you know

    it is like a piece of yarn that has been sitting on the floor by the toilet

    if someone were to have that in their pants when they took them off, I wouldn't go

    "oh boy that's pretty hot"

    I would go

    "you should probably take a shower first, but it is okay because I will join you in the shower"

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    In Japanese porn the women wear panties and they always get bunched up and pulled up into the valley between the two cheeks by the man and I always think "Well that is a damn good way to get a yeast infection."

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't work out in boxers, my balls all flailin' around hittin' objects that might or might not be made of metal and such. not cool my droogs not cool.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    really though what's wrong with my underpanties

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i think thongs are sexy

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph wrote:
    I can't work out in boxers, my balls all flailin' around hittin' objects that might or might not be made of metal and such. not cool my droogs not cool.

    Jockstraps give you the comfort you so sorely need.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i wear boxer-briefs

    not quite boxers

    not quite briefs

    something in between.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J3p wrote:
    In Japanese porn the women wear panties and they always get bunched up and pulled up into the valley between the two cheeks by the man and I always think "Well that is a damn good way to get a yeast infection."

    D:

    The face is for why are you even thinking about that you should be all like this is pretty hot

    but it is japanese porn so it might be terrible probably is

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Natasha said that your back was totally hot but you really should do something about your choice of underpanties.

    In those pictures I'm wearing green boxers and grey pajama pants

    I don't own a thong

    :(

    buy me a thong

    Would you like a banana hammock or a female thong?

    PS: I really shouldn't buy more sexy underwear. Natasha and I are trying to ration our money, and if I buy you a pair I've gotta buy her a pair and... you see where this leads?



    PPS: g-strings are not hot, some thongs can be hot as hell if they wrap the top of the ass right.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    really though what's wrong with my underpanties

    they are very utilitarian

    I wear similar ones most of the time

    but every once in a while, when you're dressing to impress

    and you know you've gotta show off your underpants right before you take em off

    you gotta go with a nice set of boxer briefs or something

    or at least your fanciest Spider-Man underoos

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    i wear boxer-briefs

    not quite boxers

    not quite briefs

    something in between.

    dude these things rock dont they, your legs dont they

    they feel warmer or something

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    really though what's wrong with my underpanties

    They just really don't scream "sexy" like your back does.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph wrote:
    J3p wrote:
    In Japanese porn the women wear panties and they always get bunched up and pulled up into the valley between the two cheeks by the man and I always think "Well that is a damn good way to get a yeast infection."

    D:

    The face is for why are you even thinking about that you should be all like this is pretty hot

    but it is japanese porn so it might be terrible probably is

    I don't know. Ever since I switched to Japanese porn, half of my time is spent being confused or wondering why they do certain things. That is why I like Japanese porn, it challenges the way I think.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i pretty much wear black fruit of the loom boxer-briefs

    most people's socks and underwear drawer is like all gray and white

    mine?

    all black

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The girl I lost my virginity to sounded like a chick in a japanese porn.

    WHY DID I ONLY FUCK HER ONCE?!?!

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    i pretty much wear black fruit of the loom boxer-briefs

    most people's socks and underwear drawer is like all gray and white

    mine?

    all black

    i like blue; it is a sort of mid point

    or if i am feeling racy, i have these black ones with like bits of red at the bottom.
    Callius wrote:
    The girl I lost my virginity to sounded like a chick in a japanese porn.

    WHY DID I ONLY FUCK HER ONCE?!?!

    they get worn down pretty quickly

    i mean, after maybe two or three sessions, the pitch of her voice will have fallen significantly

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I own a single pair of underwear.

    I use it for horseback riding and mountain biking.

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