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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    being torn to pieces by a pack of scorpions the size of bears

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    how about if someone put you in a human-sized sausage grinder, legs first

    and then fed you the sausage while your upper body was still alive

    that's pretty cool right

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    how about if someone put you in a human-sized sausage grinder, legs first

    and then fed you the sausage while your upper body was still alive

    that's pretty cool right

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    how about if someone put you in a human-sized sausage grinder, legs first

    and then fed you the sausage while your upper body was still alive

    that's pretty cool right

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    well what if the sausage was actually pretty good?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

    I'm just saying!

    Now if it were a laser, that might reflect, I dunno, I don't know much about lasers.

    But it's not a laser.

    So that cow is fucked.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

    I'm just saying!

    Now if it were a laser, that might reflect, I dunno, I don't know much about lasers.

    But it's not a laser.

    So that cow is fucked.

    right in the cervix. Might not even stop there. I might just go elbow deep, just to prove a point.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

    I'm just saying!

    Now if it were a laser, that might reflect, I dunno, I don't know much about lasers.

    But it's not a laser.

    So that cow is fucked.

    right in the cervix. Might not even stop there. I might just go elbow deep, just to prove a point.

    Think of the cow, dude.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't believe no one else wants to die by lightsaber. I mean, come on

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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

    I'm just saying!

    Now if it were a laser, that might reflect, I dunno, I don't know much about lasers.

    But it's not a laser.

    So that cow is fucked.

    right in the cervix. Might not even stop there. I might just go elbow deep, just to prove a point.

    Like a puppet show!!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    LaX wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

    I'm just saying!

    Now if it were a laser, that might reflect, I dunno, I don't know much about lasers.

    But it's not a laser.

    So that cow is fucked.

    right in the cervix. Might not even stop there. I might just go elbow deep, just to prove a point.

    Like a puppet show!!

    Oh god I am laughing so hard

    Sheri on
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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    LaX wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    or all of a sudden your eyeballs got covered in, like, some shitload of tiny portals to another dimension or something, and they shot out this funky red force power shit or whatever that could only be controlled by, I dunno, a ruby visor or something gay like that, but then you couldn't find a ruby visor because come on man like you can find something like that with your god damned eyes closed yeah right dude so you accidentally open them and happen to be looking in a mirror or something and zzzzaaaapppp there goes your head nice job fuckface

    It. . . it wouldn't reflect. . . it would just smash the mirror and the wall behind it and maybe the wall behind that and perhaps a cow if there's a cow behind the wall I dunno but it wouldn't reflect. . . would it?

    I am going to punch you right in the cervix

    I'm just saying!

    Now if it were a laser, that might reflect, I dunno, I don't know much about lasers.

    But it's not a laser.

    So that cow is fucked.

    right in the cervix. Might not even stop there. I might just go elbow deep, just to prove a point.

    Like a puppet show!!

    Oh god I am laughing so hard

    No you're not, I can see his lips moving!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    damn it lax, that one got me

    there is a piece of noodle stuck to the monitor now

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sheri a mirror will reflect anything including bullets and most embarrasing of all, punches

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I can't believe no one else wants to die by lightsaber. I mean, come on

    do you become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine or was ben kenobi just full of shit?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I can't believe no one else wants to die by lightsaber. I mean, come on

    do you become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine or was ben kenobi just full of shit?

    I don't know. I think it depends on what colour it is or something.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    LaX wrote:
    No you're not, I can see his lips moving!

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    Red ZoneRed Zone Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    stop typing so much guys. I can't read that fast.

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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I can't believe no one else wants to die by lightsaber. I mean, come on

    do you become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine or was ben kenobi just full of shit?

    If I say yes, do I get to hit you with a lightsaber?

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I tend to think it was a desperate tactic by obi wan. Like saying, "if you kill me you'll never find the antidote!".

    He just didn't count on Darth Vader being such a cold motherfucker.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    LaX wrote:
    No you're not, I can see his lips moving!

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    Woman, don't even get me started.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    LaX wrote:
    No you're not, I can see his lips moving!

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    Woman, don't even get me started.

    You didn't like Chicago, then?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't believe no one has said death by having a gigantic phallic statue crush you

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I tend to think it was a desperate tactic by obi wan. Like saying, "if you kill me you'll never find the antidote!".

    He just didn't count on Darth Vader being such a cold motherfucker.

    Maybe it was the guilt of killing his master who had saved him from slavery and uh stuff I dunno George Lucus and your prequels.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hmm I want to go out by being the powersource for a giant galactic laser that punches a whole through mexico city eradicating everyone

    also I want to be in the laser projectile so I can get a good view of their destruction

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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think Obi-Wan and Yoda were just true Christians, and they were taken by the Rapture.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seph wrote:
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I tend to think it was a desperate tactic by obi wan. Like saying, "if you kill me you'll never find the antidote!".

    He just didn't count on Darth Vader being such a cold motherfucker.

    Maybe it was the guilt of killing his master who had saved him from slavery and uh stuff I dunno George Lucus and your prequels.

    I think he got over the guilt when his master cut off his legs and left him to burn alive in a volcano

    actually if you think about it Obi Wan got off pretty easy for that shit

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    JifoochizomitJifoochizomit Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bleeding out from excessive masturbation.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    LaX wrote:
    No you're not, I can see his lips moving!

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    Woman, don't even get me started.

    You didn't like Chicago, then?

    I loved it. But I hated the touring production.

    And everytime I see mention of Chicago people have to clear the room because any minute I am going to burst into song and dance and my revue will not end until I have covered every note, lyric, and bit of dialogue.

    Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both,...

    see what you've started

    run now

    this foe is beyond any of you

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I tend to think it was a desperate tactic by obi wan. Like saying, "if you kill me you'll never find the antidote!".

    He just didn't count on Darth Vader being such a cold motherfucker.

    Maybe it was the guilt of killing his master who had saved him from slavery and uh stuff I dunno George Lucus and your prequels.

    I think he got over the guilt when his master cut off his legs and left him to burn alive in a volcano

    actually if you think about it Obi Wan got off pretty easy for that shit
    he cut off his legs and 1 of his arms while burning alive yeah

    obi wan is a huge dick

    course anakin did kill like 30 kids

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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I tend to think it was a desperate tactic by obi wan. Like saying, "if you kill me you'll never find the antidote!".

    He just didn't count on Darth Vader being such a cold motherfucker.

    Maybe it was the guilt of killing his master who had saved him from slavery and uh stuff I dunno George Lucus and your prequels.

    I think he got over the guilt when his master cut off his legs and left him to burn alive in a volcano

    actually if you think about it Obi Wan got off pretty easy for that shit

    Well... he had the higher ground...

    (can't say he didn't warn'm)

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I loved it. But I hated the touring production.

    And everytime I see mention of Chicago people have to clear the room because any minute I am going to burst into song and dance and my revue will not end until I have covered every note, lyric, and bit of dialogue.

    Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both,...

    see what you've started

    run now

    this foe is beyond any of you

    I'm used to your shenanigans by now. :P

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Killed via song and dance.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    I loved it. But I hated the touring production.

    And everytime I see mention of Chicago people have to clear the room because any minute I am going to burst into song and dance and my revue will not end until I have covered every note, lyric, and bit of dialogue.

    Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both,...

    see what you've started

    run now

    this foe is beyond any of you

    I'm used to your shenanigans by now. :P

    Give em the ol razzle dazzle
    Razzle Dazzle em
    Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
    And the reaction will be passionate
    Give em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if in fact, you're just disgusting?
    Razzle dazzle em
    And they'll never catch wise!

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    LaXLaX Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    I loved it. But I hated the touring production.

    And everytime I see mention of Chicago people have to clear the room because any minute I am going to burst into song and dance and my revue will not end until I have covered every note, lyric, and bit of dialogue.

    Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both,...

    see what you've started

    run now

    this foe is beyond any of you

    I'm used to your shenanigans by now. :P

    Give em the ol razzle dazzle
    Razzle Dazzle em
    Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
    And the reaction will be passionate
    Give em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if in fact, you're just disgusting?
    Razzle dazzle em
    And they'll never catch wise!

    JAZZ HANDS!!!

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bleeding out from excessive sex.

    fixed loser ololol

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    everybody, this is the spontaneous musical number

    I hope you studied your lyrics because this shit has to be PERFECT

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