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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Snakes, then turtles, then geckos

    What feral said applies to snakes as well, re: personalities

    Snakes are pretty sweet. They're all about hugs tiem.

    Incenjucar on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I remember seeing My Father the Hero when I was 12 or 13 and being vaguely creeped out.

    Edit: Sorry, I would have been 14 or 15 when I saw it. Getting old and the memory is going.

    Ditto

    except I was vaguely titillated

    I was vaguely titillated but that's because I was a 15 year old boy and there was someone I found sexually attractive on screen.
    Chanus wrote: »

    I only remember the scene where she's wearing the swimsuit he doesn't approve of.

    Is that even the same movie?

    Yes.

    Thomamelas on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Snakes, then turtles, then geckos

    What feral said applies to snakes as well, re: personalities

    Snakes are pretty sweet. They're all about hugs tiem.

    It is because of the warm, but I pretend it is because they love me

    Arch on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It'd be almost impossible to give any semblance of balance to a third person brawler-esque game for pokemon.

    So, yeah, it'd be pretty much like pokemon.

    fuck the balance I just want to be a pokemon

    Abdhyius on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    emnmnme on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'd set the other trainers on fire

    Abdhyius on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It'd be almost impossible to give any semblance of balance to a third person brawler-esque game for pokemon.

    So, yeah, it'd be pretty much like pokemon.

    I think it would be pretty balanced if they coded the stats of the pokemon and whether each attack (and even the generic melee attacks) were a physical or a special hit (depending on which of the pokemon's attack stats were higher)

    Arch on
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    I only remember the scene where she's wearing the swimsuit he doesn't approve of.

    Is that even the same movie?

    Yes.

    It's weird.

    On the one hand, she's like a year and half or two years old than me... but on the other hand, I remember being all DROOOOOOL... but on the third hand, she was like 16 or 17 at the time... so is it inappropriate now? :P

    Chanus on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    Abdhyius on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    See before the internets expanded pornchives men had to remember women who they would like to fantasize fucking while jerking off.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    You look at a hot lady and you save her image in your brain to tug it to later.

    Chanus on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Oh, Feral you still here?

    My whole "hate" of bearded dragons boils down solely to aesthetics.

    To answer your question from the other day.

    Oh okay.

    They ARE great pets, but I just dun like the way they look

    They are not my first choice for reptilian companions

    Fiancee loves 'em though

    Do you prefer geckos or skinks then?

    Snakes, then turtles, then geckos

    What feral said applies to snakes as well, re: personalities

    You can let bearded dragons run around the house (attended) though and there's virtually zero risk of them getting lost or hurt. Can't really do that with snakes or geckos.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Delicious! What I liked was I seperated the meat so my wife could have hers the way she wanted (no jalapenos, mushrooms, and a mild chedder) and I could make mine as spicey as I wanted. The best of both worlds. F ever getting regular patties again, I'm making my own and having these meatball burgers instead, way way more tasty.

    I thank God every day that my wife has relatively good taste in food. Every woman I dated was a meatloaf and potato type who scoffed at the idea of anything spicy or from a culture that was not Southern Old White Woman.

    Sam likes sushi, Indian, Mediterranean...

    Her aversion to cilatro is a minor issue though.
    pvp20100920.png

    Anyone who's married knows this all to well...

    Heheh. We had a Venture Brother's night last night. I don't think she was too happy about that.

    But dammit, I was folding clothes.

    Sheep on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    Collection of material stored for masturbation at a later point.

    Inquisitor on
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    Much like land line phones they have been largely rendered obsolete by the internet but older generations like to have a back up.

    Smurph on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch, just code a mod on the Oblivion engine.

    TL DR on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    Collection of material stored for masturbation at a later point.

    Also known as "mind rape" because they do not provide consent to this you patriarchal bastards!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.

    Arivia on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    T: feral

    Also tortoises!

    But that fact does not change how I feel about bearded dragons

    Arch on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    Much like land line phones they have been largely rendered obsolete by the internet but older generations like to have a back up.

    I have a backup. It's a 6TB RAID file server in my basement vault, complete with generators with enough fuel to fap until we can rebuild society after the Great Collapse.

    TL DR on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fuck you guys for making me think about a game that doesn't exist but would be super sweet

    Arch on
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Delicious! What I liked was I seperated the meat so my wife could have hers the way she wanted (no jalapenos, mushrooms, and a mild chedder) and I could make mine as spicey as I wanted. The best of both worlds. F ever getting regular patties again, I'm making my own and having these meatball burgers instead, way way more tasty.

    I thank God every day that my wife has relatively good taste in food. Every woman I dated was a meatloaf and potato type who scoffed at the idea of anything spicy or from a culture that was not Southern Old White Woman.

    Sam likes sushi, Indian, Mediterranean...

    Her aversion to cilatro is a minor issue though.
    pvp20100920.png

    Anyone who's married knows this all to well...

    Heheh. We had a Venture Brother's night last night. I don't think she was too happy about that.

    But dammit, I was folding clothes.

    My girlfriend is equally as obsessed with Venture as I am. Perhaps more so.

    She's a keeper.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.

    This took a lot of processing to understand. Frankly, I think he'd die if you forced him into a tiny ball and then flung it at some unsuspecting person in the street.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    Collection of material stored for masturbation at a later point.

    Also known as "mind rape" because they do not provide consent to this you patriarchal bastards!

    Tits Piracy. If you describe the girl to a friend, you owe punitive damages equal to the cost of dinner and a movie for each person that hears about them rude titties.

    e: Well this post became pretty offensive pretty quickly...

    TL DR on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Variable on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Last night I had a nice ham steak with rice pilaf. With a pineapple upside down cake for dessert.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    Collection of material stored for masturbation at a later point.

    Also known as "mind rape" because they do not provide consent to this you patriarchal bastards!

    Tits Piracy

    "Yar I'm claiming this boobies for me one handed pirate time later yarr."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    Oh.

    Ha ha, yeah. That makes sense. Men are hopelessly horny 24/7 which makes achieving satisfaction a Sisyphean task.

    emnmnme on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.

    This took a lot of processing to understand. Frankly, I think he'd die if you forced him into a tiny ball and then flung it at some unsuspecting person in the street.

    I'd call the police.

    Silas Brown on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seriously, the wife and I plan Sunday nights so that we've got animation from 7 to 9, with dinner and a movie in between to cushion the dvr, and then venture and metalocalypse and aqua teen and children's hospital to end the night..

    Also, if you're not watching Children's Hospital, you need to be.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Ugh... my seventh grade teacher was all old and cronely.

    Eighth grade, though. Sigh... <3<3<3

    Chanus on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    when does fringe come back? I haven't seen it but I think I'm gonna just jump in.

    Variable on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    when i was a young one i used to work 90% off of the spank bank

    i don't know if i have weakened my imaginative skills now though by all the material i have consumed, for now it is more difficult to utilize my brain alone

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.

    This took a lot of processing to understand. Frankly, I think he'd die if you forced him into a tiny ball and then flung it at some unsuspecting person in the street.

    I'd call the police.

    Also, if Arivia can lift Silas easily enough to throw, then I suspect she is a terrifying monster who will one day have to brought down by helicopters.

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.

    This took a lot of processing to understand. Frankly, I think he'd die if you forced him into a tiny ball and then flung it at some unsuspecting person in the street.

    I'd call the police.

    God damn it would be funny though, the ball erupts in a stream of light and fog and mori just gets out and is like... "sup.... " then walks off to the bus station to figure out where he is.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    Oh.

    Ha ha, yeah. That makes sense. Men are hopelessly horny 24/7 which makes achieving satisfaction a Sisyphean task.

    God damn feminism!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Ugh... my seventh grade teacher was all old and cronely.

    Eighth grade, though. Sigh... <3<3<3

    I figured I'd get an answer like thsis. if only there was a year where every teacher teaching it had to be hot. male or female.

    Variable on
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    I prefer "wank bank".

    Daxon on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    T: feral

    Also tortoises!

    But that fact does not change how I feel about bearded dragons

    I'm not arguing against your preference, I'm just discussing.

    I can understand why you might not like them aesthetically. They're basically dirt-colored, they're not shiny or have neat patterns like snakes.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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