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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    I prefer "wank bank".

    Just gotta be different, don't you?

    Chanus on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.

    English teacher/Tennis team coach.

    Thomamelas on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    I prefer "wank bank".

    Just gotta be different, don't you?

    What else could I ever be?

    Daxon on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wait, what's a 'spank bank'?

    the bank for mental images you masturbate to.

    Oh.

    Ha ha, yeah. That makes sense. Men are hopelessly horny 24/7 which makes achieving satisfaction a Sisyphean task.

    God damn feminism!

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    emnmnme on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    if you watch porn I'm willing to bet some of it is in the ol' spank bank

    along with your seventh grade teacher and maybe your babysitter

    Can't remember any baby sitters but I had a biology teacher in freshman year at highschool that I wanted to ask some specific questions about sexuality.

    English teacher/Tennis team coach.

    Nice, intelligent and athletic. Good choice.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I never really had any hot teachers.

    There was one or two in college that I could have considered hot, but I was in their class so that wasn't happening.

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i did not really have any hot teachers

    well, not me personally, but i had friends in a class with a hot teacher who i saw enough because it was a small school though

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I never really had any hot teachers.

    There was one or two in college that I could have considered hot, but I was in their class so that wasn't happening.

    "I need some extra credit."

    "I need some extra effort."

    And then Duna writes his name on your test and you lose out on the sexings.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What am I going to have for dinner, chat?

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!

    Well, crusty old men.

    So I guess I'm a homophobic geriatrophobe?

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mori, I can find latex balls for people if you want to be my personal Pikachu.

    This took a lot of processing to understand. Frankly, I think he'd die if you forced him into a tiny ball and then flung it at some unsuspecting person in the street.

    Har. People-sized. In fact, my own personal spank bank has images of Bianca Beauchamp (she of ponygirl [chat] fame) in one.

    Arivia on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my second semester Japanese professor was absolutely gorgeous.

    Like, one of the most beautiful people I've ever met in person

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    In the effort to strangle sexist thinking in the crib through feminism, society forgot that men will always be lust-filled pigs inwardly.

    emnmnme on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!

    Well, crusty old men.

    So I guess I'm a homophobic geriatrophobe?

    Looks like you need to find a picture of congress and jerk off to that, got to balance the scales.

    "Oh god Boehner show me your fiscal responsibility you oompa loompa sex god!"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I didn't have a hot teacher until a professor during my senior year of college.

    My dad once told me that he slept with one of his professors while he was in college. I was like "Why are you telling me this, I'd rather had died not knowing this"

    Smurph on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    I have to watch a half-hour VHS tape for class. Ewwwwww.

    Arivia on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I have to watch a half-hour VHS tape for class. Ewwwwww.

    I hate that ugh

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010

    My girlfriend is equally as obsessed with Venture as I am. Perhaps more so.

    She's a keeper.

    Our tastes tend to overlap more often than not, so it's all good.

    Sheep on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    T: feral

    Also tortoises!

    But that fact does not change how I feel about bearded dragons

    I'm not arguing against your preference, I'm just discussing.

    I can understand why you might not like them aesthetically. They're basically dirt-colored, they're not shiny or have neat patterns like snakes.

    This is basically it.

    Are you a mind reader?

    Arch on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sheep wrote: »

    My girlfriend is equally as obsessed with Venture as I am. Perhaps more so.

    She's a keeper.

    Our tastes tend to overlap more often than not, so it's all good.

    "I like to eat food!"

    "Me too food is good I like to ingest it, process it, and then discard it later."

    "Awesome."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!

    Well, crusty old men.

    So I guess I'm a homophobic geriatrophobe?

    oompa loompa sex god!"

    you rang?

    Arch on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    Hell, I'm okay with it.

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    Yeah but asking them to sleep in a drawer and lay perfectly still why you "blow them up" Yeah they get a bit creeped out by that. God damn feminism.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!

    Well, crusty old men.

    So I guess I'm a homophobic geriatrophobe?

    oompa loompa sex god!"

    you rang?

    This is like an amusement park Arch, you are not orange enough to ride this ride.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    T: feral

    Also tortoises!

    But that fact does not change how I feel about bearded dragons

    I'm not arguing against your preference, I'm just discussing.

    I can understand why you might not like them aesthetically. They're basically dirt-colored, they're not shiny or have neat patterns like snakes.

    This is basically it.

    Are you a mind reader?

    You've just given enough information to reveal your motivations. :P

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't ever remember having a hot teacher.

    Granted most of my teachers in HS were men, so that didn't really help things.

    Way to be a homophobe in your masturbatory fantasies!

    Well, crusty old men.

    So I guess I'm a homophobic geriatrophobe?

    oompa loompa sex god!"

    you rang?

    This is like an amusement park Arch, you are not orange enough to ride this ride.

    damn you the man!

    Arch on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    Yeah but asking them to sleep in a drawer and lay perfectly still why you "blow them up" Yeah they get a bit creeped out by that. God damn feminism.

    Again: you need to find someone who isn't creeped out by it and you're golden

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    Hell, I'm okay with it.

    is this supposed to be a surprise?

    Variable on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    You might find a girlfriend who will go along with some of your slightly weird fantasies but finding one who will tolerate a full dose of the man-hornies? You might as well look for a unicorn or a leprechaun, too.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1407#comic

    emnmnme on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »

    Again: you need to find someone who isn't creeped out by it and you're golden

    That would be the oddest question ever. "Do you want to be my blow up doll?"

    Well that and "Do you play world of warcraft?"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    T: feral

    Also tortoises!

    But that fact does not change how I feel about bearded dragons

    I'm not arguing against your preference, I'm just discussing.

    I can understand why you might not like them aesthetically. They're basically dirt-colored, they're not shiny or have neat patterns like snakes.

    This is basically it.

    Are you a mind reader?

    You've just given enough information to reveal your motivations. :P

    The turtle thing (on the heirarchy snake > turtle > gecko) would throw you unless you knew I basically viewed turtles (and tortoises) as scaly puppies

    my friend's dad (state herpetologist) back in the day had a bunch of gopher tortoises that lived in his backyard and it was the greatest thing

    Arch on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I need some help with workplace behavior. Everytime there's some effort my coworker is about to undertake that I feel like can be split between us, I offer to take half the load. Everytime I do that, he simply says "Nah, I got it."

    I don't really care and I don't want to argue with him about it, but I keep on wondering if I'm meant to insist or just do it without offering (which would cause a potential step-on-toes situation).

    Silas Brown on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »

    Again: you need to find someone who isn't creeped out by it and you're golden

    That would be the oddest question ever. "Do you want to be my blow up doll?"

    Well that and "Do you play world of warcraft?"

    I have known people for whom that would be an incredible turn on

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    It used to be so simple. When a caveman was horny, he'd find a cavewoman, club her over the head, and drag her back to the cave ...

    *sigh*

    Or like in the fifites you could just order a handjob with dinner. Now people have this "social obligation" and "Women aren't sex toys" total bullshit.

    Women can totally be sex toys. You just have to find the ones who are okay with it.

    You might find a girlfriend who will go along with some of your slightly weird fantasies but finding one who will tolerate a full dose of the man-hornies? You might as well look for a unicorn or a leprechaun, too.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1407#comic

    I'm pretty sure this is not true. All of the kinkiest people I have ever met have been woman.

    Probably because on average it's a lot easier for a man to have a really good time than a woman, assuming the guy is your typical schmo.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    All of the kinkiest people I have ever met have been woman.

    You lead a charmed life, Hawk.

    emnmnme on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well I know I love it when a woman pretends to be an inanimate object.

    Bama on
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