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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am like babby who probably isn't ready for strong stuff

    the manhattan is formidable and seems good, but it's still not something i enjoy the flavor of

    and like, a screwdriver is provincial and not fancy enough for me

    i am going to try:

    old fashioned
    sazerac
    mojito

    what else

    well

    embury's basic drinks are

    the martini
    the manhattan
    the sidecar
    the old fashioned
    the daquiri
    the jack rose

    (the jack rose isn't really around any more because applejack is hard to find and the drink isn't that great anyways)

    i'd recommend replacing it with the margarita or the martinez

    the martinez is a fantastic drink but good luck finding a bartender who knows how to make one.

    tell you what: come to boston and i'll run you through the paces. see what you like and get you conditioned to enjoy the drinks

    i will do this

    take you and frankie out to dinner and then you can get me staggering drunk

    so far,

    1) vodka tastes kind of like how alcohol swabs smell. this is my childish idea of how alcohol is 'supposed' to taste. i don't think i like it.

    2) whiskey is good. it has flavor! kind of bitter, but on its own too strong for me to really explore i think

    3) i figure my best bet is a cocktail with some fruit, simple syrup, whatever

    we will do this though

    waiting for The Man to call

    then i will save money and do a boston weekend, once i convince someone to let me crash

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm definitely an aspie

    I love nerdy shit and am bad at people

    Self diagnosis is all the rage this since the internet.

    I love when people do because they think it makes them rainman.

    "Oh yeah I totally have aspergers I mean I've always been smarter and better then my lessers, they had to study in school I just sat and read because I knew all about whatever the dumbeacher was saying, ignore the fact I got c's, thats just society."

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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm definitely an aspie

    I love nerdy shit and am bad at people

    Self diagnosis is all the rage this since the internet.

    I am also a genius because this online test told me I have an iIQ of 247. I also have an EQ of pi.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tonic water is like someone went, "Hey! You know, soda is pretty cool... but what if we made it taste like shit?"

    I thought it was just a cleaning solution.

    i am just suggesting that your people should have more seriously considered embracing their civilizing influence.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How you gonna take Sazerac if you can't even do a whiskey cocktail like the Manhattan, Organichu! Don't be puttin' on airs!

    it has simple syrup

    could make it a little more cloying, i figure, in a positive way

    Why would you use the word cloying if you want a positive connotation?

    i dunno

    i was gonna say 'sugary' but that sounds kind of weird

    i'd say sweet but i ain't no faggot, bro

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Just drink whiskey.

    Just drink it.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm definitely an aspie

    I love nerdy shit and am bad at people

    Do you:

    - Flinch violently at unexpected personal contact?
    - Have difficulty comprehending metaphors and usually take things literally?
    - Panic when unexpected disruption to your plans appear?
    - Have difficulty changing a rigid routine?

    These things are things I look for based on myself when people claim Asperger's. I think nerd stuff plus poor social skills are a fairly vague indicator for Asperger's Syndrome.

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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tonic water is like someone went, "Hey! You know, soda is pretty cool... but what if we made it taste like shit?"

    I thought it was just a cleaning solution.

    i am just suggesting that your people should have more seriously considered embracing their civilizing influence.

    Gin and tonic is just tastes like watered down bubbly pine needles. :P

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nichu just keep drinking beer until you start liking it

    Trust me it works

    why in the world would i do that

    there's stuff that i actually do like

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh golly, not a sweet alcoholic beverage, chu. that means you're gay. God forbid you drink something that isn't bitter/tastes like a christmas tree/ will literally melt your tongue

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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How you gonna take Sazerac if you can't even do a whiskey cocktail like the Manhattan, Organichu! Don't be puttin' on airs!

    it has simple syrup

    could make it a little more cloying, i figure, in a positive way

    Why would you use the word cloying if you want a positive connotation?

    i dunno

    i was gonna say 'sugary' but that sounds kind of weird

    i'd say sweet but i ain't no faggot, bro

    Try sipping some goooooood tequila like Patron Silver or Herradura Reposado (for more flavor).

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    mrflippy wrote: »
    I usually get my Manhattan with Scotch instead of bourbon. I like it better that way. (So I guess, it's really a Rob Roy or something, but Manhattan sounds way cooler and people actually know what that is)

    yeah that's a rob roy

    i don't generally care for scotch but love bourbon and rye and irish

    maybe i should give it another shot

    i just find all that peat and smoke offputting and really hard to mix

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nichu just keep drinking beer until you start liking it

    Trust me it works

    why in the world would i do that

    there's stuff that i actually do like
    you should drink tea until you like it

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A friend of mine really wasnt into beer for the longest time, but he just kept drinking it socially and whatnot, and it eventually took. His lady might have helped also.

    There is a beer called Allagash White. Its very light. Its the Vino Verde of beers. Its easy like water.

    edit: The reason you do it is because thats how acquired tastes work. You have to acquire them. Its all shit thats horrible for you but you keep doing it until you like it, dammit.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nichu just keep drinking beer until you start liking it

    Trust me it works

    why in the world would i do that

    there's stuff that i actually do like
    you should drink tea until you like it

    no

    i don't like tea or coffee

    leave me alone, you monsters

    Organichu on
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tonic water is like someone went, "Hey! You know, soda is pretty cool... but what if we made it taste like shit?"

    I thought it was just a cleaning solution.

    i am just suggesting that your people should have more seriously considered embracing their civilizing influence.

    Gin and tonic is just tastes like watered down bubbly pine needles. :P

    People always say stuff like, "I don't like gin or tonic, but together they taste totally awesome!"

    While, to me, it seems more of a case of air freshener.

    Like, you spray it and then your bathroom just smells like crap and air freshener.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh golly, not a sweet alcoholic beverage, chu. that means you're gay. God forbid you drink something that isn't bitter/tastes like a christmas tree/ will literally melt your tongue

    I'm just saying he should put on a skirt and ask his daddy for a little alone time, because he's a woman.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The conclusion I, as a non-doctor with no completed academic study of psychology, have come to when it comes to the correlation between nerdy obsessions and social inadequacies is this

    The are people who have social issues. There's 101 reasons they could have social issues. Some of it could be an inborn mental disorder, or it could be a pure product of upbringing and background, or some combination thereof. Nonetheless, there's a myriad of varying social inadequacies and anxieties that people have.

    Nerdy hobbies, with their fictional universes and escapist offers of fantasy, are very appealing to people with social difficulties for very obvious reasons. They allow them to step away from their lives and who they are and imagine themselves in another place, as someone else. It also has a benefit of allowing them to have a more full and comprehensive knowledge of a "world" and how people behave and act in that world, and how that world reacts to them. They can sit back and study these interactions and cultures and have everything be very simplistic and cut and dry for them.

    I think that this is also the origin of the "YOU'VE RUINED IT" nerd rage, where obsessed nerds are furious at changes or retcons or revamps or other drastic alterations of their beloved fictions. It's more than just changing something they like, you're spoiling their feeling of expertise and their feelings of security that "This, this world I understand!"

    that's just what i think anyway but apparently i'm a judgmental asshole

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nichu just keep drinking beer until you start liking it

    Trust me it works

    why in the world would i do that

    there's stuff that i actually do like
    you should drink tea until you like it

    I did this

    it is the best of things

    also this [chat] makes me want to start drinking if I didn't have to get up way early tomorrow

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I like G&Ts. But I can understand why some people don't.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nichu just keep drinking beer until you start liking it

    Trust me it works

    why in the world would i do that

    there's stuff that i actually do like
    you should drink tea until you like it

    no

    i don't like tea or coffee

    leave me alone, you monsters

    why can't you just be normal :x

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nichu just keep drinking beer until you start liking it

    Trust me it works

    why in the world would i do that

    there's stuff that i actually do like

    Because then there will be even more things for you to like!

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gin martinis are awful, though.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organ, drink a BMW. Two parts Bailey's, one part Malibu Rum, two parts whiskey.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    I usually get my Manhattan with Scotch instead of bourbon. I like it better that way. (So I guess, it's really a Rob Roy or something, but Manhattan sounds way cooler and people actually know what that is)

    yeah that's a rob roy

    i don't generally care for scotch but love bourbon and rye and irish

    maybe i should give it another shot

    i just find all that peat and smoke offputting and really hard to mix

    I only mix with blended scotch usually, and blended isn't usually very peaty or smoky, at least the mainstream stuff.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    chu doesn't like these drinks because they are brown

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Coconut plus whiskey? Weird.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh golly, not a sweet alcoholic beverage, chu. that means you're gay. God forbid you drink something that isn't bitter/tastes like a christmas tree/ will literally melt your tongue

    ludious knows what's up

    drinking liquor is a ritual of manhood

    if you insist on sugary or weak drinks it suggests that you are lacking in fortitude and character

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I like G&Ts. But I can understand why some people don't.

    To sperger lite for me, I mean you can like video games without making them your entire existence.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    also man, everyone likes coffee

    so there's this whole 'coffee flavored cocktail' intersection that is a minefield for me

    Organichu on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Coconut plus whiskey? Weird.
    It's like a liquor milkshake.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh golly, not a sweet alcoholic beverage, chu. that means you're gay. God forbid you drink something that isn't bitter/tastes like a christmas tree/ will literally melt your tongue

    ludious knows what's up

    drinking liquor is a ritual of manhood

    if you insist on sugary or weak drinks it suggests that you are lacking in fortitude and character

    there are cooler rituals, will

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Can someone sign on to my minecraft server so I can teleport to you? I fell in a hole and since there's no damage, I can't just kill myself and respawn. I either have to spend an hour clawing my way out or get some help.

    Edit: nevermind, I had some wood!

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have done straight shots of 151/had whiskey on the rocks etc

    I have earned my drinking card

    now I can just drink stuff I enjoy. Which means fruity girl drinks.

    Arivia on
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  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh golly, not a sweet alcoholic beverage, chu. that means you're gay. God forbid you drink something that isn't bitter/tastes like a christmas tree/ will literally melt your tongue

    ludious knows what's up

    drinking liquor is a ritual of manhood

    if you insist on sugary or weak drinks it suggests that you are lacking in fortitude and character

    The same goes for beer. You must like shitty piss water otherwise you are a high-falootin' elitist.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There's nothing better then a nice scotch.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Can someone sign on to my minecraft server so I can teleport to you? I fell in a hole and since there's no damage, I can't just kill myself and respawn. I either have to spend an hour clawing my way out or get some help.

    can't you use /home or /spawn to return to spawn point?

    otherwise i will help you, PM me the IP for your server.

    Pony on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    also man, everyone likes coffee

    so there's this whole 'coffee flavored cocktail' intersection that is a minefield for me

    Man at this one coffee shop in Seattle I had a Mexican chocolate mocha with a shot of tequila. It was so goddamn good.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Gin martinis are awful, though.

    i don't like martinis

    gin martinis are way better than vodka martinis to me

    but neither are good

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I only drink mint juleps

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