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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wish I could import my entire flying fortress into multiplayer.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man I can't wait until Walking Dead comes out on AMC and I finally have a reason to watch shows on AMC

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    like, a few partners back she was into submissiveness. not 'hey you decide what we're doing sexually', but calling me sir, being called names, etc. i went along with it because it was her thing that pushed her buttons, but i was ready to bust out laughing almost the whole time. so i guess that's not for me.

    and then, i guess i found out i like tattoos? they're not necessary but they can be very sexy (i guess i also kind of like cumming on tattoos) .

    um...

    other than that i think i have pretty typical appetites. handjobs, blowjobs, vaginal, anal. i kind of like when a girl sits on my face (sometimes, when i'm in the mood).

    i guess i'm not too out there.

    Nothing wrong with that.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    like, a few partners back she was into submissiveness. not 'hey you decide what we're doing sexually', but calling me sir, being called names, etc. i went along with it because it was her thing that pushed her buttons, but i was ready to bust out laughing almost the whole time. so i guess that's not for me.

    and then, i guess i found out i like tattoos? they're not necessary but they can be very sexy (i guess i also kind of like cumming on tattoos) .

    um...

    other than that i think i have pretty typical appetites. handjobs, blowjobs, vaginal, anal. i kind of like when a girl sits on my face (sometimes, when i'm in the mood).

    i guess i'm not too out there.

    I'm not into calling a girl names or anything

    But I can get into tying her up

    Res on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You kids get into the silliest games. :P

    Inquisitor on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You kids get into the silliest games. :P

    Of course, this thread is like sperger traps.

    Preacher on
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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You kids get into the silliest games. :P

    you play a game where a little midget runs quickly around placing mushrooms everywhere

    tyrannus on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    like, a few partners back she was into submissiveness. not 'hey you decide what we're doing sexually', but calling me sir, being called names, etc. i went along with it because it was her thing that pushed her buttons, but i was ready to bust out laughing almost the whole time. so i guess that's not for me.

    and then, i guess i found out i like tattoos? they're not necessary but they can be very sexy (i guess i also kind of like cumming on tattoos) .

    um...

    other than that i think i have pretty typical appetites. handjobs, blowjobs, vaginal, anal. i kind of like when a girl sits on my face (sometimes, when i'm in the mood).

    i guess i'm not too out there.

    I'm not into calling a girl names or anything

    But I can get into tying her up

    using her jump rope, am i right

    Organichu on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have no idea what you're meant to do in Minecraft.

    Hmm.

    BobCesca on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man I can't wait until Walking Dead comes out on AMC and I finally have a reason to watch shows on AMC

    The two best dramas on TV just aren't reason enough? D:

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also, Kathy Bates's character in that movie was really self-assured and assertive, so she was sexualized without being objectified.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You kids get into the silliest games. :P

    you play a game where a little midget runs quickly around placing mushrooms everywhere

    And it's AWESOME.

    Inquisitor on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I have no idea what you're meant to do in Minecraft.

    Hmm.

    Explore, dig, or build as you please.

    Silas Brown on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Guys guys. Jameson's Irish whiskey is smooth and very gentle on you the next day.

    Ugh, are you kidding? Jameson's sucks.

    You're dead to me.

    Look Jameson's is the only whiskey that ever gets reliably shipped to my base back in Germany

    I know Jameson's. And Jameson's sucks.

    I mean, I guess it's not bad. It's all right. Like if you are going to drink whiskey you can do worse, and at least you are drinking whiskey.

    But if I am buying whiskey I am never looking for Jameson's. I never think oh man I can't wait to get home and have a swig of that Jameson's in my fridge. It is like the Family Guy of whiskey.

    Res on
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I totally had a barber named Dominique.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I have no idea what you're meant to do in Minecraft.

    Hmm.

    You mine resources, craft materials and build sprawling structures!

    Sarksus on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Guys guys. Jameson's Irish whiskey is smooth and very gentle on you the next day.

    Ugh, are you kidding? Jameson's sucks.

    You're dead to me.

    Look Jameson's is the only whiskey that ever gets reliably shipped to my base back in Germany

    I know Jameson's. And Jameson's sucks.

    I mean, I guess it's not bad. It's all right. Like if you are going to drink whiskey you can do worse, and at least you are drinking whiskey.

    But if I am buying whiskey I am never looking for Jameson's. I never think oh man I can't wait to get home and have a swig of that Jameson's in my fridge. It is like the Family Guy of whiskey.

    i despise you

    Organichu on
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Guys guys. Jameson's Irish whiskey is smooth and very gentle on you the next day.

    Ugh, are you kidding? Jameson's sucks.

    You're dead to me.

    Look Jameson's is the only whiskey that ever gets reliably shipped to my base back in Germany

    I know Jameson's. And Jameson's sucks.

    I mean, I guess it's not bad. It's all right. Like if you are going to drink whiskey you can do worse, and at least you are drinking whiskey.

    But if I am buying whiskey I am never looking for Jameson's. I never think oh man I can't wait to get home and have a swig of that Jameson's in my fridge. It is like the Family Guy of whiskey.

    what is it that you do drink as far as whiskey?

    Variable on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    You kids get into the silliest games. :P

    you play a game where a little midget runs quickly around placing mushrooms everywhere

    Look man Arch prefers "height challenged".

    Preacher on
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    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Guys guys. Jameson's Irish whiskey is smooth and very gentle on you the next day.

    Ugh, are you kidding? Jameson's sucks.

    You're dead to me.

    Look Jameson's is the only whiskey that ever gets reliably shipped to my base back in Germany

    I know Jameson's. And Jameson's sucks.

    I mean, I guess it's not bad. It's all right. Like if you are going to drink whiskey you can do worse, and at least you are drinking whiskey.

    But if I am buying whiskey I am never looking for Jameson's. I never think oh man I can't wait to get home and have a swig of that Jameson's in my fridge. It is like the Family Guy of whiskey.

    ded2me

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    So with Minecraft being free while it's broken... how does one register an account or begin playing?

    Just login without entering a username or password.

    No no no, please enter a name! But it doesn't need to be a registered name, it'll just go without checking. If you enter no name like Mori, it makes you unmanageable in multiplayer.

    Oh, I wish I knew this last night.

    The server was all "Player <> joined!"

    Ok, /give .... huh, guess I can't give him anything cause he has no name.

    Damn, we're lost, that's ok, I'll just blink home and teleport... oh right, can't teleport him cause he has no name. Digging forever it is!

    Donkey Kong on
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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res get your fuckin' whiskey out of the fridge for God's sakes.

    Sarksus on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    like, a few partners back she was into submissiveness. not 'hey you decide what we're doing sexually', but calling me sir, being called names, etc. i went along with it because it was her thing that pushed her buttons, but i was ready to bust out laughing almost the whole time. so i guess that's not for me.

    and then, i guess i found out i like tattoos? they're not necessary but they can be very sexy (i guess i also kind of like cumming on tattoos) .

    um...

    other than that i think i have pretty typical appetites. handjobs, blowjobs, vaginal, anal. i kind of like when a girl sits on my face (sometimes, when i'm in the mood).

    i guess i'm not too out there.

    I'm not into calling a girl names or anything

    But I can get into tying her up

    using her jump rope, am i right

    I hate you so much

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man I can't wait until Walking Dead comes out on AMC and I finally have a reason to watch shows on AMC

    The two best dramas on TV just aren't reason enough? D:

    I love a lot of television but I've never actually enjoyed Mad Men or Breaking Bad. I've tried, they just don't appeal to me.

    Breaking Bad is alright, I just don't feel like starting from season one, and Mad Men is a decent albeit boring story wrapped inside wardrobe porn

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    like, a few partners back she was into submissiveness. not 'hey you decide what we're doing sexually', but calling me sir, being called names, etc. i went along with it because it was her thing that pushed her buttons, but i was ready to bust out laughing almost the whole time. so i guess that's not for me.

    I found that kind of shit so silly. I just could never take it seriously. It always felt somewhere between laughable and contemptable, and i guess i was never quite desperate enough to be willing to really indulge it.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    maker's mark, woodford reserve, and jack daniels. booyah

    tyrannus on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Variable wrote: »

    what is it that you do drink as far as whiskey?

    He gets a special canadian brand of paratrooper whisky.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DK, I'm going to join your server. Give me whatever you give people when they join.

    Sarksus on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    DK, I'm going to join your server. Give me whatever you give people when they join.

    I give people diamond pickaxes. But I'm at work! You can join it anyway though, should be up.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Look Jameson's is the only whiskey that ever gets reliably shipped to my base back in Germany

    I know Jameson's. And Jameson's sucks.

    I mean, I guess it's not bad. It's all right. Like if you are going to drink whiskey you can do worse, and at least you are drinking whiskey.

    But if I am buying whiskey I am never looking for Jameson's. I never think oh man I can't wait to get home and have a swig of that Jameson's in my fridge. It is like the Family Guy of whiskey.

    Jameson's is fine

    It's not the best whiskey, but it's perfectly drinkable.

    Irish whiskies have a distinct enough taste that the variation in quality isn't as noticeable as the fact that you're drinking irish whiskey

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    also

    my tunnel to China flooded :(

    In minecraft? Or...

    Can you build pumps and such? A tunnel to China sounds like the sort of bizarre and insane project that I would want to work on.

    In Minecraft.

    I didn't realize the sea was iced over so I was trying to dig a tunnel to the next continent because I couldn't figure out how to make a boat.

    Also, I started a new seed and since this one isn't snowing I'm going to guess it will have zombies. So this is my first hideout:
    6uzr

    Arivia on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    maker's mark, woodford reserve, and jack daniels. booyah

    woodford's is fine

    you could do better than the other two

    Irond Will on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I like cuddling, and holding, and kissing, and kissing everywhere on a girl.

    I have the most boring fetishes.

    Inquisitor on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I guess I don't really drink liquor very often. So I wouldn't even know what brand to claim to drink to be a cool kid.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    maker's mark, woodford reserve, and jack daniels. booyah

    woodford's is fine

    you could do better than the other two

    woodford's is pretty much my defacto choice. then maybe maker's, then jack daniels. but usually I love ardbeg. but no one will ever have it in the states

    tyrannus on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I like cuddling, and holding, and kissing, and kissing everywhere on a girl.

    I have the most boring fetishes.

    Well you do have specific hair care requirements, like creepily so right down to measuring cup amounts.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    like, a few partners back she was into submissiveness. not 'hey you decide what we're doing sexually', but calling me sir, being called names, etc. i went along with it because it was her thing that pushed her buttons, but i was ready to bust out laughing almost the whole time. so i guess that's not for me.

    I found that kind of shit so silly. I just could never take it seriously. It always felt somewhere between laughable and contemptable, and i guess i was never quite desperate enough to be willing to really indulge it.

    it was weird, will

    i mean, on the one hand i had a willing female body that basically said "do whatever you want and be mean if you want and i'll moan"

    but uh, it turns out i'm not a mean person

    like,

    (graphic)
    there came a point for me where i'd be having sex with her so forcefully (how she requested it), with me being 6'1" 195 lbs and her being over a foot shorter than me, that she'd be terribly sore afterwards. and it's certainly not my gigantic dong- just full body soreness, because it was like getting beat up. and then she'd insist i finish on her face and look up at me without cleaning up and go "thank you, sir"

    and it seemed so affected to me and i had to bite my tongue, because i almost laughed in her face

    Organichu on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I guess I don't really drink liquor very often. So I wouldn't even know what brand to claim to drink to be a cool kid.

    Preach what kind of manly beer do you prefer. Sometimes I want to drink alcohol without twenty-five minutes of prep time.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rivs, so you know, you can resize the minecraft window by dragging the bottom right. You can also go full screen with F11 (or Fn+F11 if you have the functions on).

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    new chat pls

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