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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    would

    would you give me a kiss?

    for charity?

    I am the charity

    FAQ on
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i am confused about what the dating scene will be like in germany

    as in how different it will be than in the u.s. or portland specifically

    in some aspects i am conservative in bed and others i am definitely not

    i just really don't know how it will translate

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    forum secrets: id give some of the people on this forum keesees

    :3

    am I one of them
    SURVEY SAYS: NEGATORY

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    forum secrets: id give some of the people on this forum keesees

    :3

    is it

    me

    Swill on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    find a translation of nice tits can i take a shit on them?

    go to town

    profit

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Germans are crazy

    FAQ on
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i will start a kissing booth

    mumble mumble smooch, my eyes are lusting after your HIS HISS smooch smooch

    Swill on
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    would

    would you give me a kiss?

    for charity?

    I am the charity

    111kees1-klein.jpg

    u^u

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Love is the universal language, baby

    How rockin is your bod?

    lostwords on
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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    ugh sal!!!

    I'm sorry crwth

    I can't be friends with someone

    that i love

    Sal on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My sister's boyfriend worked in Germany for three years, apparently subtle humor is not their thing, but slapstick comedy is.

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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    beasteh fucking tinychat is useless shit it doesn't work for me

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    forum secrets: id give some of the people on this forum keesees

    :3

    is it

    me

    ye




    wait, no, i just ran out of kissus sorry

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ewwww kissing

    Circle circle dot dot
    Now I have the cootie shot

    Whew, safe now

    lostwords on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Learn every minor character in Star Wars, then compare them to the girls you send messages to. For instance:

    "Dearest Jessica,

    You remind me of Greedo because..."

    i shot (my load) first

    I probably should not be laughing so hard at this

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i like kissing girls with

    tongue piercings

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    My sister's boyfriend worked in Germany for three years, apparently subtle humor is not their thing, but slapstick comedy is.

    hopefully i can adapt to that!

    any other advice

    well mensch

    i wouldn't have any use for your kisses if you had some to give to me anyway so SMOOCH on THAT

    Swill on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    ugh sal!!!

    I'm sorry crwth

    I can't be friends with someone

    that i love

    sal this doesn't make any sense!!

    crwth on
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    forum secrets: id give some of the people on this forum keesees

    :3

    am I one of them
    SURVEY SAYS: NEGATORY

    anti you are a baby i cant give babys kelpies!!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I AM NOT A BABY
    I AM A FREE MAN

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    crwth don't be so vulgar

    you mean chicks don't like that?

    So now I urge you, be vulgar and crude. I like it when Crwths are boorish and rude. Burp at the table, gargle your peas, never say 'Thank you,' 'Your Welcome,' Or 'Please.' Talk back to your mother! Don't do what you're told! Stick your tongue out at FAQ if he scolds. Drive everyone crazy! I really don't care. Act like a jerk anytime, anywhere!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    try the schntizel

    FAQ on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    My sister's boyfriend worked in Germany for three years, apparently subtle humor is not their thing, but slapstick comedy is.

    hopefully i can adapt to that!

    any other advice

    well mensch

    i wouldn't have any use for your kisses if you had some to give to me anyway so SMOOCH on THAT

    Don't mention the war!!!!

    Uh, apparently eating out is almost as cheap as buying and cooking your own food. They're all a bit mad. I'm sure they think we Brits are mad. And that you Americans are too, so thats okay.

    Liiya on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    crwth don't be so vulgar

    you mean chicks don't like that?

    So now I urge you, be vulgar and crude. I like it when Crwths are boorish and rude. Burp at the table, gargle your peas, never say 'Thank you,' 'Your Welcome,' Or 'Please.' Talk back to your mother! Don't do what you're told! Stick your tongue out at FAQ if he scolds. Drive everyone crazy! I really don't care. Act like a jerk anytime, anywhere!
    but if i don't do as i'm told then

    shouldn't i not...do...anything you're telling me??

    crwth on
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    My sister's boyfriend worked in Germany for three years, apparently subtle humor is not their thing, but slapstick comedy is.

    hopefully i can adapt to that!

    any other advice

    well mensch

    i wouldn't have any use for your kisses if you had some to give to me anyway so SMOOCH on THAT

    suck my dick faggot

    mensch-o-matic on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    maaan

    maaaaan

    doing this profile is long + boring + I GET DISTRACTED BY MENSCH

    Beasteh on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mensch

    ever the lady

    crwth on
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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Sal wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    ugh sal!!!

    I'm sorry crwth

    I can't be friends with someone

    that i love

    sal this doesn't make any sense!!

    crwth get on tinychat

    all your questions will be answered

    Sal on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i just...can't

    i'm sorry sal

    crwth on
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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    crwth don't be so vulgar

    you mean chicks don't like that?

    So now I urge you, be vulgar and crude. I like it when Crwths are boorish and rude. Burp at the table, gargle your peas, never say 'Thank you,' 'Your Welcome,' Or 'Please.' Talk back to your mother! Don't do what you're told! Stick your tongue out at FAQ if he scolds. Drive everyone crazy! I really don't care. Act like a jerk anytime, anywhere!
    but if i don't do as i'm told then

    shouldn't i not...do...anything you're telling me??

    crwth come to tinychat so you can prove I exist

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    mensch

    ever the lady

    wqnq7.png

    mensch-o-matic on
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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Germans love chipboard

    BigDes on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I was gonna look at beasteh's profile and give him protips but then the page wouldn't load.

    So I can only assume he blocked me.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Crwth, if they're pressuring you don't feel ashamed to say no. No means no.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i ate chicken yesterday : (

    Swill on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I was gonna look at beasteh's profile and give him protips but then the page wouldn't load.

    So I can only assume he blocked me.

    errr nope nobody is prohibited from viewing my profile

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    beasteh make this your entire profile:

    you--> :O ~~~ <==8 <-- Me

    qeustion mark

    FAQ on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Crwth, if they're pressuring you don't feel ashamed to say no. No means no.

    that will never hold up in court

    FAQ on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    mensch

    ever the lady

    wqnq7.png

    shhhllluurrrrpppppppp

    crwth on
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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    beasteh make this your entire profile:

    you--> :O ~~~ <==8 <-- Me

    qeustion mark

    fuck you FAQ goddamn

    makin' me feel like an ass in tinychat
    crwth where are you I need help

    Kazaka on
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