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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FAQ if I gave you alcohol would you give me better advice, or worse advice?

    BahamutZERO on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    guys

    jesus fucking christ

    guys

    I just got in a really nice OKC chat with this girl

    here's a photo:
    6472427980303146732.jpeg

    we agreed to meet up for coffee

    and after we set a time and date she tells me she was born a boy, has been on female hormones for a year or so and still has male equipment

    I...

    have no fucking idea

    I've nothing against transgenders and I know we have some here, but this is just way out of my experience zone

    I'm still going to meet her, I think, but some advice would be very much appreciated

    dang, she is a cutie

    just be upfront and honest about everything

    treat her like a normal human being, try to be understanding and realize some subjects are going to be more sensitive than others

    don't force yourself into anything you aren't comfortable with

    Koshian on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya, did you ever critique my profile?

    It could probably use it!

    DE?AD on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bahmut you just need to understand one thing about women

    they're all insane harpies who care about nothing but money

    once you realise that you'll be on the path to true love

    FAQ on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh hey DE?AD you're in San Jose? I did not know you lived so close to me. You are so cool! I want to hang out with you sometime!


    Oh, FAQ, You don't really believe that! That's just the spiders talking.

    BahamutZERO on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    bahmut you just need to understand one thing about women

    they're all insane harpies who care about nothing but money

    once you realise that you'll be on the path to true love

    it's true

    a woman will be yours forever if you can sate her wild-eyed gold lust

    Koshian on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    or hit her in the head just enough so the brain damage renders her sensory functions useless. just a lifeless shell!

    Calamity Jane on
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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    De?ad, liked the profile, actually, but not the pictures.

    Get new ones.

    Aphostile on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    more sexy poses plz

    BahamutZERO on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    or hit her in the head just enough so the brain damage renders her sensory functions useless. just a lifeless shell!

    but then they poop the bed all the time and start stinking the place up

    Koshian on
  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    bahmut you just need to understand one thing about women

    they're all insane harpies who care about nothing but money

    once you realise that you'll be on the path to true love

    it's true

    a woman will be yours forever if you can sate her wild-eyed gold lust

    get her all of the sparklies.

    There was a commercial on the radio recently for Smyth or some diamond place, that was essentially saying "Buy your girl a ring, or someone else will and steal her from you" and i heard no complaints from my more feminist-ish friends. i guess values go out the door when diamonds are involved.

    Dr. Frenchenstein on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    or hit her in the head just enough so the brain damage renders her sensory functions useless. just a lifeless shell!

    but then they poop the bed all the time and start stinking the place up

    wait no, that's a plus in my book

    Koshian on
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    so is that movie real

    is the twist that it is secretly shallow hal, but real life?

    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    Naphtali on
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    De?ad, liked the profile, actually, but not the pictures.

    Get new ones.

    The only other pictures I have easy access to are these:
    Smug.jpg
    Strangle.jpg

    Bahamut: Sure! I was thinking of starting a tabletop game sometime, and another player could be cool.

    DE?AD on
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    get her all of the sparklies.

    There was a commercial on the radio recently for Smyth or some diamond place, that was essentially saying "Buy your girl a ring, or someone else will and steal her from you" and i heard no complaints from my more feminist-ish friends. i guess values go out the door when diamonds are involved.

    Nice. There's a similar one on the radio right now but it's advertising to women.

    It starts, "Girls, have you been thinking about getting married? Well tell your man to come down to Shiny Jewelry Shop and make his love tangible"

    I'd like to say I was making up that tangible line, but they actually use it.

    Aphostile on
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    bitches, amirite

    Koshian on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so is that movie real

    is the twist that it is secretly shallow hal, but real life?

    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    man its like you expect me to do work for things i want or something

    Arch on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I got some tangible love right here

    FAQ on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bahamut you also need to use that line as regularly as possible

    FAQ on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ughhhhhhh

    Beasteh on
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so is that movie real

    is the twist that it is secretly shallow hal, but real life?

    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    man its like you expect me to do work for things i want or something

    I can tell you it if you want

    Naphtali on
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I would try internet dating

    but I don't have any money so

    Jars on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so is that movie real

    is the twist that it is secretly shallow hal, but real life?

    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    man its like you expect me to do work for things i want or something

    I can tell you it if you want

    no i realized that in order to succeed i must become a go-getter

    there was an inspiring moment and a short montage of me directing my browser to wikipedia

    and then dramatic music played when i read the twist

    Arch on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    okcupid is pretty much free

    BahamutZERO on
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so is that movie real

    is the twist that it is secretly shallow hal, but real life?

    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    man its like you expect me to do work for things i want or something

    I can tell you it if you want

    no i realized that in order to succeed i must become a go-getter

    there was an inspiring moment and a short montage of me directing my browser to wikipedia

    and then dramatic music played when i read the twist

    I'll count this as my good deed for the day

    Naphtali on
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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Naphtali wrote: »
    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    What a dumb movie.

    Aphostile on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Liiya, did you ever critique my profile?

    It could probably use it!

    I am happy to do so!
    The first picture is great, the second you are out of focus and not the most flattering, Im sure Janson has some nicer ones ive seen of you on facebook that you can use.

    I enjoy entertaining people and telling a good story. I've yet to find a single thing in life that is not enhanced by good company. I find people fascinating, and I like to go on long, meandering walks through commercial areas and malls, though I do no actual window shopping. I'm of the opinion that there are very few things in life you should take entirely seriously, least of all yourself. I am not an especially complicated dude. This is really nice, it tells us what to expect from you and that you're a relaxed fellow. You're not desperate or going to be clingy, which can scare some people off. It would scare me off, so this is good.

    I was born in California, but raised on Kauai. After twenty-two years on an island that is essentially a single overgrown theme park, it's nice to be in an area where things actually happen - I have easily done more things, and more interesting things in the year and a half I've been back in California than I managed to do in the entirety of my stay in Kauai. So we have some background which is nice. Perhaps you could add a bit about why you moved to Cali of all places, what drew you there or you like as a good conversation starter.

    I am a sort of a huge dork - I have a habit of getting excited about very silly things, and can talk at length about topics that very, very few people have any interest in. There is very little more entertaining than a 3:00AM conversation that swings back and forth between pop-culture analysis, arm-chair philosophy, and then ends up in an argument about the ethics of super-heroes. As a lady, I like to know that you are happy to talk about rubbish with me for ages.

    Working on college, and trying to steer myself into a career where people will actually pay me to make up silly little stories. Just to confirm, is this a creative writing course or english lit or lang...? Specify.

    Writing, telling an entertaining story, making a complete ass out of myself on karaoke nights. This is fun sounding. Which song in particular? :P

    Y'know, I'd love to say it was my razor-like wit, but, honestly, I'd guess the first thing people notice about me is that I resemble a large, rather ponderous Norseman - the kind that might pillage your town by accident, and then apologize profusely for it. Honest and rather sweet.

    Pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett I love how everyone on here loves Terry, how could you not!

    The ability to create, the internet, rambling conversation, friends, people with a sense of humor, interesting stories to preoccupy myself with. Nice balance.

    what I'd do if I had super-powers I do this too.

    Really, message me if you feel compelled to - it's always entertaining to meet new people. Nice little push to get people to message you, even if they are shy.

    All in all this pretty good DE?AD.

    Liiya on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so I just played the xbox live demo for a game called Quantum Theory.

    it is so much just Gears of War reskinned that I would not be surprised if a copyright lawsuit was filed

    Futore on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so is that movie real

    is the twist that it is secretly shallow hal, but real life?

    the twist is on wikipedia already, or was a few weeks ago

    fairly predictable

    man its like you expect me to do work for things i want or something

    I can tell you it if you want

    no i realized that in order to succeed i must become a go-getter

    there was an inspiring moment and a short montage of me directing my browser to wikipedia

    and then dramatic music played when i read the twist

    I'll count this as my good deed for the day

    you should! it turns out that the ending was in our hearts all along!

    Arch on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    okcupid is pretty good for something absolutely free

    makes me wonder what a paid dating site exclusively for rich, good looking, successful assholes looks like

    Beasteh on
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    okcupid is pretty good for something absolutely free

    makes me wonder what a paid dating site exclusively for rich, good looking, successful assholes looks like

    the same thing. except with rich, good looking, and successful assholes

    Naphtali on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    a dating site for successful assholes would be abnormal

    Futore on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ehehe you can click my rocking scott pilgrim now

    Beasteh on
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    ehehe you can click my rocking scott pilgrim now

    Why Beasteh?

    WHY?

    Aphostile on
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    a dating site for successful assholes would be abnormal
    but how else are they supposed to meet Successful Women Who Will Make Me A Sandwich (While Suckin My Dick)?

    Snowbeat on
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  • nethneth Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    okcupid is pretty good for something absolutely free

    makes me wonder what a paid dating site exclusively for rich, good looking, successful assholes looks like

    like
    http://www.beautifulpeople.com/index/en

    neth on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    no fucking way

    Snowbeat on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh shit you can date a lion

    Mysst on
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Liiya, did you ever critique my profile?

    It could probably use it!

    I am happy to do so!
    The first picture is great, the second you are out of focus and not the most flattering, Im sure Janson has some nicer ones ive seen of you on facebook that you can use.

    I enjoy entertaining people and telling a good story. I've yet to find a single thing in life that is not enhanced by good company. I find people fascinating, and I like to go on long, meandering walks through commercial areas and malls, though I do no actual window shopping. I'm of the opinion that there are very few things in life you should take entirely seriously, least of all yourself. I am not an especially complicated dude. This is really nice, it tells us what to expect from you and that you're a relaxed fellow. You're not desperate or going to be clingy, which can scare some people off. It would scare me off, so this is good.

    I was born in California, but raised on Kauai. After twenty-two years on an island that is essentially a single overgrown theme park, it's nice to be in an area where things actually happen - I have easily done more things, and more interesting things in the year and a half I've been back in California than I managed to do in the entirety of my stay in Kauai. So we have some background which is nice. Perhaps you could add a bit about why you moved to Cali of all places, what drew you there or you like as a good conversation starter.

    I am a sort of a huge dork - I have a habit of getting excited about very silly things, and can talk at length about topics that very, very few people have any interest in. There is very little more entertaining than a 3:00AM conversation that swings back and forth between pop-culture analysis, arm-chair philosophy, and then ends up in an argument about the ethics of super-heroes. As a lady, I like to know that you are happy to talk about rubbish with me for ages.

    Working on college, and trying to steer myself into a career where people will actually pay me to make up silly little stories. Just to confirm, is this a creative writing course or english lit or lang...? Specify.

    Writing, telling an entertaining story, making a complete ass out of myself on karaoke nights. This is fun sounding. Which song in particular? :P

    Y'know, I'd love to say it was my razor-like wit, but, honestly, I'd guess the first thing people notice about me is that I resemble a large, rather ponderous Norseman - the kind that might pillage your town by accident, and then apologize profusely for it. Honest and rather sweet.

    Pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett I love how everyone on here loves Terry, how could you not!

    The ability to create, the internet, rambling conversation, friends, people with a sense of humor, interesting stories to preoccupy myself with. Nice balance.

    what I'd do if I had super-powers I do this too.

    Really, message me if you feel compelled to - it's always entertaining to meet new people. Nice little push to get people to message you, even if they are shy.

    All in all this pretty good DE?AD.

    Awesome. Thanks Liiya!

    DE?AD on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    neth wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    okcupid is pretty good for something absolutely free

    makes me wonder what a paid dating site exclusively for rich, good looking, successful assholes looks like

    like
    http://www.beautifulpeople.com/index/en

    some of these people arent beautiful

    some of these people arent beautiful at all!!

    Beasteh on
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