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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The best part of internet dating is when you meet up and sparks fly, you have a great time chatting over coffee so you go grab something to eat then see a movie, maybe take a walk in the park and then

    you










    stab him in the jaw

    Didgeridoo on
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    yesssss

    i knew i could be happy

    this life. is mine to own and i will forever respect you as a person and treat you the way you deserve to be treated

    i just hope you put out the correct, appropiate amount

    All the time.

    Pharezon on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    no one wants to my other e-half

    I could see us getting quite a few good years out of one another, Brandon

    we could see the world together, you and I

    italian wine country, parisian nude beaches, british countryside

    hostel after dilapidated hostel, adventure after exciting adventure, fuck after soul-shaking fuck

    but I think in the end, our tryst would dissipate, leaving me having lost my sense of wonder, and leaving you having lost what little hair you have left, and leaving the both of us completely and utterly alone

    Faynor on
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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i just got done watching Felon

    and it was sad.

    TyrantCow on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    The best part of internet dating is when you meet up and sparks fly, you have a great time chatting over coffee so you go grab something to eat then see a movie, maybe take a walk in the park and then

    you










    stab him in the jaw
    this is how didge has made her millions

    crwth on
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So who is going to start dating who in here?

    Zonugal on
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Looking for life partner with post count greater than 2 thousand, not a fatty.
    Less than 3 mooned threads? Do not apply please.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Your standards are that low?

    Faynor on
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcm1MhltSYE

    Ladies, this is exactly what I date with me could be like...

    You need only request.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    i'm dead

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why, talk to me dollfacade

    Swill on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think I want to make my identifier "that romy and michele guy"

    Faynor on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the video that is most like going on a date with me got removed from youtube from a TOS violation

    Swill on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    why, talk to me dollfacade

    i dated on the internet. im dead

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    http://stereogum.com/112171/new_xiu_xiu_video_-_dear_god_i_hate_myself_stereog/mp3/

    if you scroll down the page the video is there

    it has puking if that is a thing you do not care for

    Swill on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    why, talk to me dollfacade

    i dated on the internet. im dead

    and it could happen to you *points @ slavering, sex-starved e-masses*

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    The best part of internet dating is when you meet up and sparks fly, you have a great time chatting over coffee so you go grab something to eat then see a movie, maybe take a walk in the park and then

    you










    stab him in the jaw
    this is how didge has made her millions

    Jaw-stabbing is a market with an astounding growth potential! The number of clients interested in having their jaws stabbed is a staggering "more-than-zero"!*


    *
    it is actually zero

    Didgeridoo on
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is the jaw stabbing economy is engendered toward women, or can us fellas have a fair shot

    Faynor on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faynor will you go out w/ me

    i have spent the last 4 weeks hiding in your garbage smelling your trash

    smells divine, like you

    Beasteh on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you should use different teabags, the ones you use now are so not eco-friendly

    Beasteh on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    *amazing real-life girl stories*

    so i went out to see my friend sally sing in her band, the lukins yesterday night at a bar on my city's uni campus

    one of my friends brought his cousin along, a girl called lucy who was super

    hot

    she was also super drunk and kept falling all over me + giggling

    we got drunk together and made out

    then she got a text, squealed, said 'it's my boyfriend ok sorry cya'

    i was sat there like ('_';)

    Beasteh on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this wasn't the seventeen year old was it beasteh

    because what did i say

    crwth on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    no this one was 23

    had nice boobs and a poetry tattoo on her side

    Beasteh on
  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I was sad when I say Rolo didn't make this thread.

    Josiah_9 on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so is the prerequisite for posting in this thread is to bone a dude/tte from the forums

    okay

    crwth get ready

    Snowbeat on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    who wants to e-date me, i have good teeth and can fart at will

    Beasteh on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    so is the prerequisite for posting in this thread is to bone a dude/tte from the forums

    okay

    crwth get ready

    be gentle...

    crwth on
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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    who wants to e-date me, i have good teeth and can fart at will

    I would be more willing if you had no teeth.

    Josiah_9 on
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i was sat there like ('_';)

    Too drunk.

    But you've got the right idea. But, still clinically alive.

    Aphostile on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    WOMEN ARE THE REASON I AM SO BAD AT RELATIONSHIPS

    this post is druhim bait

    Beasteh on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    WOMEN ARE THE REASON I AM SO BAD AT RELATIONSHIPS

    this post is druhim bait
    YOU SUCK

    SURPRISING NO ONE

    Snowbeat on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    hey thats his line

    Beasteh on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i am druhim 2.0

    shiny and slick, for the new epoch

    Snowbeat on
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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I heard Catfish is just in the documentary vein, and it's actually a thriller.

    i've also heard it just has a twist ending.

    Either way, it's not playing anywhere near me so fuck Hollywood.

    Dr. Frenchenstein on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ps folks help me revamp my okcupid thing

    Beasteh on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    okay

    what's the issue

    is it your stupid face

    Snowbeat on
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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    ps folks help me revamp my okcupid thing

    Do you have any normal pictures?

    Do you have any interests that might interest a girl that isn't a cosplaying video game grrrl? Because tone down the internet/game references.

    Aphostile on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what really

    Beasteh on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ps i cannot stand cosplayers~

    e: or gamer grrrrls for the matter

    a girl who occasionally plays the ds and has a console? yes

    Beasteh on
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