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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    kinda want to make my profile pic a hideous ganguro girl now to weed out the everyones

    mensch-o-matic on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    literal clown facepaint

    bleached hair, making the v

    like, a juggalo ganguro

    fuck i am barfin to think of iagdsjjjhfffffffffjkjm

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    kinda want to make my profile pic a hideous ganguro girl now to weed out the everyones


    Man there's somebody out there into that

    I mean this (nsfw) exsists, so...

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's loading now Neo...

    I'm scared.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what did i even just witness

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my mind/

    time for some of the ol janx spirit (it is whiskey)

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    shes not even a ganguro

    she's a black chick with questionable fashion sense

    i didnt even see any rainbow dice hanging from her ears and she sure as hell wasnt making the peace sign

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    haha ganguro girl

    i am pretty sure i jerked off to that when i was 12

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Opening guitar hook was quite catchy though

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    nobody awards me

    ps it gets legitimately depressing when the only people who have looked at your profile for weeks have been dudes

    Have you tried doing the quickmatch thing and rating people at 4 stars?

    My experience with quickmatch is that it first pairs you up with people who rated you 4 or 5 stars, then it chooses random folk for you to rate. If you rate them high, it puts you at the top of their quickmatch queue.

    Doing things like drastically changing the body of your profile, altering your profile pictures, and posting on the OKCupid forums also put you at a higher spot on their match-listings and get you more visitors.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i honeslty had no idea, dang

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    apparently she swears when she watches hockey on tv and that is just too much for my virtuous constitution

    she messaged me, thought my profile was funny. IF SHE ONLY KNEW

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    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DE?AD wrote: »
    All of my OKCupid awards are from dudes.

    SE++ Dudes, specifically.

    I said you were smarter then the average bear

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    t mensch thx for the strawberry girl

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ok i took the stupid personality test

    apparently i am the boy next door, doomed to be the nice guy and never have success

    i will evolve into the man next door, a creepy fucker who offers to rub the back of small children

    how is this thing so accurate

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my polar opposite is the 5 night stand

    “While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives.”

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That is an amazing description

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    watching my super psycho sweet 16 finally

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this is literally me
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    On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    To this day i dont know whether she was tryin to put me off or whether she really did have owls as her one mad passion

    I nearly chocked on my Chupachup after reading that

    Please stop trying to murder me HV

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    date other men

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    don't tell him that

    he's creepy enough to me as it is!!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the seplusplusfaynor sucks tinychat doesn't work

    regular seplusplus does

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah except goatmon is shirtless so

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sorry that i'm the more popular redhead, faynor

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you have a join date five years my senior

    I... I never had a chance...

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you also look whack as hell, cracker

    it's hard to not pay attention to ya face

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    you have a join date five years my senior

    I... I never had a chance...

    yes you did
    you just had to not be Keith

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    antimatter's out of the will

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    all the gamestop arab gold will go to meeeeeeeeeeee

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    antimatter's out of the will

    I was in it?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    antimatter's out of the will

    I was in it?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMEDZnM_TZE

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    antimatter, don't listen to keith

    he's crazy

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you're both loons

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    actually i'm a mallard and it hurts to see you stereotype me like that

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faynor on
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