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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    more dong shots

    show em what they'll be workin with.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    more dong shots

    show em what they'll be workin with.

    But not the entire thing, you want to leave something to their imagination. Perhaps you could take your dong shots at myspace angles?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah get rid of most/all of the video game stuff dude

    the number of women who find that stuff romantically engaging is vanishingly small

    focus on your attractive attributes

    probably shouldn't have a girl in your profile picture. maybe a group including girls, but that looks like a couple photograph

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    number one: I am not dating no broke ass scrub like faynor

    number two: this looks like to could be good and probably fake

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought we just had an internet dating thread

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this isn't one though really

    FAQ on
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    yeah get rid of most/all of the video game stuff dude

    the number of women who find that stuff romantically engaging is vanishingly small

    focus on your attractive attributes

    probably shouldn't have a girl in your profile picture. maybe a group including girls, but that looks like a couple photograph

    This.

    I would get rid of both first and second pictures entirely. The third one escapes deletion because it looks candid and fun.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You need pictures of you playing with adorable animals, to show your sensitive side

    And artistic pictures of you looking away from the camera, in black and white, to show your emo side

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i want to meet a girl who doesn't mind/also engages in said activities

    not someone who finds such activities romantically repellant

    sorry i'm not lying/omitting shit on my profile dudes

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh, no one is saying lie. Everyone is saying tone it down.

    Ask yourself how many girls want to hear VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES when looking for someone fun to hang out with? I play video games almost every day, but it's not something I would advertise as one of my most defining attributes.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My name is Beasteh and i live wit my muddah.

    I have very low standards! ACHOO

    ... OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD IN MY MUCUS!

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Beasteh, no one is saying lie. Everyone is saying tone it down.

    Ask yourself how many girls want to hear VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES when looking for someone fun to hang out with? I play video games almost every day, but it's not something I would advertise as one of my most defining attributes.

    I don't know, I always picked up chix after showing them my 31337 nub pwnx0ring skillzzzz

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    there's lots of girls who don't have any objection to a guy playing videogames, but won't date a guy who talks about his gamerscore the first date

    there is a degree of difference there

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  • PedantophilePedantophile Registered User
    edited September 2010
    I heard Catfish is just in the documentary vein, and it's actually a thriller.

    i've also heard it just has a twist ending.

    Either way, it's not playing anywhere near me so fuck Hollywood.
    The filmmakers were on NPR the other day talking about this. My understanding is that the film-makers are maintaining that it's a documentary, but that a few documentarians question whether that's true.

    I've read about the twist, and it's not really a twist so much as "people on the internet lie about shit." News at 11!

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My name is Beasteh and i live wit my muddah.

    I have very low standards! ACHOO

    ... OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD IN MY MUCUS!

    replace muddah with faddah and thats about right

    just to clarify i am moving out at the end of october

    shagpad aw jeah

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    any time i meet a girl i cannot help but explain the intricacies of the persona series

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    any time i meet a girl i cannot help but explain the intricacies of the persona series

    I bet her clothes just fly off after that

    I know mine would

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    any time i meet a girl i cannot help but explain the intricacies of the persona series

    Bufu me, Crwth.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFpersona..

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my...my social links...

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    there's lots of girls who don't have any objection to a guy playing videogames, but won't date a guy who talks about his gamerscore the first date

    there is a degree of difference there

    I wish I could find this MTV Made show on youtube. Where they had a gamer that wanted to be a ladies man.

    His blind date conversation consisted of:

    "So what kind of games do you like?"

    Oh, I don't really play any games.

    "Well, there's basically different types of games. RPGs, FPSs, Action, Sports... I bet you'd like ones where you can save the princess and stuff, those are pretty fun"

    Ehhh, I don't really like video games.

    "ENDLESS DIATRIBE ON VIDEO GAMES"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I never talk about video games on a first date. I will pepper conversations with subtle references to video games, and if she gets them then I score bonus points and if she doesn't then she has no idea video game references were made.

    The exception to this is smash brothers.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i think most girls assume dudes play video games to some extent in this day and age.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i don't talk about videogames at all. if they somehow come up in conversation i say "yeah. i play videogames sometimes" and leave it at that

    it helps that my memory is so shitty i can't even remember specific videogame references to make

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh wait it is an internet dating thread, well how about that

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    look upon what you have wrought

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faq date my internet

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The last guy I went on a date with had "I'm On A Boat" on his mp3player, which he tried to hide, because he thought I might think it was weird. But I was amused by it because you know, On A Boat. Then he got clingy and I called off our dates. But yeah, that was a case of getting an internet reference on a date.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i spend my first dates by repeatedly spouting internet memes

    if she doesn't respond i flip the bird and run off hooting

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    we are going to talk exclusively about dating faq from here on out

    i hear faq is called the "the dork from cork"

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    ps folks help me revamp my okcupid thing

    Swap your pics around, the first pic looks like a 'hey, look at me and my girlfriend' pic.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    faq is lovely i will brook no dissent re: his loveliness

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i had my ipod playing in the car on a date and Tenacious D came on, she gave me the stink eye so during dinner i rolled out before the check got there.

    not really i just never called her back. she had a very "i don't know what this is, and therefore it is stupid" look on her face.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    they call me the Mick with the Dick

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tallus wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    ps folks help me revamp my okcupid thing

    Swap your pics around, the first pic looks like a 'hey, look at me and my girlfriend' pic.

    clearly states it's my cousin but ok i guess????

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    And the movie in the OP looks pretty interesting.

    I'd see it if they had a broad release.

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    clearly states it's my cousin but ok i guess????

    I think perhaps the problem is that you're overestimating the general population.

    People will mouse over your photos while browsing match percentages. They won't delve into a profile to see who that girl is.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    if I see two people in a photo I assume they are both part of the deal

    FAQ on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ok the new pic is my most recent

    gonna sit and redo my profile later when i am full of spicy chicken wings

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you should move to the states

    you will be covered in ladies

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