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Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck, you don't catch girls by being yourself. You have a lot of learning, young man!


    @PB - bravo

    Campion on
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just watched Chronicles of Riddick on TV. So riddickulous.

    booo, get off the stage!

    Darmak on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you should open and positive about your hobbies

    if you have to hide who you are

    well, uh

    Projeck on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh man. The guy that stole my credit card info spent 19.95 at catholicsingles.com. What should I do to make my stolen identity more appealing to Catholic hotties?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    you should open and positive about your hobbies

    if you have to hide who you are
    Then you're a disgusting creature who should keep themselves in a closet. Come on, Projeck, this is an easy one, you can do it.

    Campion on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    someday i'll be the date master

    Projeck on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    someday i'll be the date monster

    Darmak on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i've BEEN the date monster

    duh

    Projeck on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    i've BEEN the date monster

    duh

    I thought you were the fame monster

    Antimatter on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    someday i'll be the rape master

    Darmak on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    woah

    rape isn't funny, dude

    Projeck on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That's what they keep telling me

    Darmak on
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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    those people that were saying 'no hide the videogames'

    are dumb

    So you're retarded, or just slow?

    No one said hide it. Just tone it down.

    Jesus Christ up in here.

    Aphostile on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it is incredibly silly to be dishonest about your hobbies!

    Projeck on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hey doggy, no need to get mean about things.

    Darmak on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also you're contentious and rude

    Projeck on
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That may be true.

    But at least I know the difference between toning down and hiding.

    Aphostile on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so huffy errybody

    Swill on
  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    i've BEEN the date monster

    duh

    I thought you were the fame monster

    He's often found himself caught in a Bad Romance

    Kazaka on
    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    listen if a dude ain't allowed a little hyperbole every now and then

    then, well,

    i don't know what

    Projeck on
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    it is incredibly silly to be dishonest about your hobbies!

    Well, its more like, if you have someone over and your apartment is covered in video games and old pizza boxes and used tissues it would look bad, I think.

    Also if thats not one of their interests you don't want to talk about that all night.

    Bucketman on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah guys you should totally put masturbation in your hobbies.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You'll grow hair on your palms and go blind.

    Uriel on
  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Or ruin the sensation of the real thing and not finish during intercourse

    Yyyyyyup

    Kazaka on
    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck, I would say the same thing if he wrote puppies as much as he wrote videogames. Mentioning your hobbies, along with a healthy mix of everything else in your life is good. Overstressing one hobby is odd and not attractive, especially in a short description like an OKC profile.

    Also, I don't think you're retarded or slow. You just have more faith in humans not being quick to dismiss things on a whim.

    Aphostile on
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Okay, I'm done creating it. Liiya you should critique it!

    Feast your eyes!

    Zonugal on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That is a real possibility.

    Just try not to give it the Vader death grip?

    I dunno.

    Uriel on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Someone post the profile in question.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah guys you should totally put masturbation in your hobbies.

    Hobbies include masturbation, jerkin it, rubbin one out, pulling the pud, self service etc

    #pipe on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    videogames are something that are only interesting to the people that play them

    you dont make money off of them or make things with them and of you think someone who doesnt themselves play videogames gives any damn about your highscores youre a fool

    and on the internet having more than a couple sentences devoted to such a thing says 'its a big part of my life!' even if it isnt because lolstereotypes and because its the internet girls'll be more wary of dudes on the internet who are more than a certain level of nerdy

    of course if you want to hold out for a nerdy, videogame playing chick than by all means do so, but people are looking out for signs of a basementdwelling creep-o so you'll do best to confirm their suspicions as little as possible

    mensch-o-matic on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Okay, I'm done creating it. Liiya you should critique it!

    Feast your eyes!

    my

    god

    Darmak on
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Okay, I'm done creating it. Liiya you should critique it!

    Feast your eyes!
    Zonugal, teach me the wisdom of the wild ways.

    Platy on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    woah

    rape isn't funny, dude

    rapesnotfunny.jpg

    Ruckus on
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Not too mention I'm sure there's a lot more to you than VIDEOGAMES.

    And if there's not then whoops, that's not very attractive to people. And it shouldn't be.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Okay, I'm done creating it. Liiya you should critique it!

    Feast your eyes!
    Zonugal, teach me the wisdom of the wild ways.

    When you are ready...

    Zonugal on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Okay, I'm done creating it. Liiya you should critique it!

    Feast your eyes!

    I love you for forever.

    Bucketman on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zon I'd

    I'd take out that private thing

    #pipe on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    you dont make money off of them

    False.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Okay, I'm done creating it. Liiya you should critique it!

    Feast your eyes!
    Zonugal, teach me the wisdom of the wild ways.

    When you are ready...
    When am I going to be ready, master?

    Platy on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you dont make money off of them

    False.

    You don't become sexier by becoming so good at them you can win tournaments.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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