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Hiphopapotamus his [CHAT]ing is bottomless

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I've been bench pressing sharks and wrestling crocodiles to keep fit. It's how we roll in Australia.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    I don't think I've ever had anyone ask me to draw them a tattoo.

    Also speaking of weight, the steep increase of pizza-eating since moving out to Boston is starting to have a noticeable effect. :?

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • PierceNeckPierceNeck Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Maybe they only ask if you're not that good...

    PierceNeck on
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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's not like your body could be any less appealing, bacon.
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    100lbs. more.

    Don't worry about it. Girls can't do math.
    Iruk, I'm in the 6' 6" range so I almost have a full foot on you.
    (Also, for posterity, I am in excellent shape (if I do say so myself)) /smug

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    100lbs. more.

    ooh. silly period thats supposed to be there some how threw me for a loop. 217 at 6'6 actually sounds kinda thin, you are a tall dude, dude.


    I feel like people ask is you have tattoo like art or if you happen to have piercings or tats of your own and happen to draw.

    Iruka on
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Haha oh man I told that girl I didnt want any more dogs in the place, and now she wants to move out. Thanks AC, now I need to find new roomies!
    now excepting applicants

    earthwormadam on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You should try accepting them instead. You might have more luck!

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If you live on the moon, I will be your roommate.

    NibCrom on
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Damn you cake. DAAAAMN YOU!

    Also I have quite an excellent view of the moon from my porch. You could say my trailer is moon-front property.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Also I have quite an excellent view of the moon from my porch. You could say my trailer is moon-front property.

    You get an A+ for that one.
    I bet even shonky real estate people haven't thought of 'moon-front' to describe a property yet.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    D-Robe wrote: »
    It's not like your body could be any less appealing, bacon.

    Nonsense. I'll have you know I've gotten many compliments on my prehensile tail and dorsal fin.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    taco pancake has forever blown my mind

    earthwormadam on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That is amazing. Bacon and eggs pancake is genius.

    Godfather on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey dudes 'n' ladies - please help me pick a value study to work from! I just posted two little thumbs in the doodle thread. Thankoo~

    Godfather wrote: »
    That is amazing. Bacon and eggs pancake is genius.

    Bacon and eggs pancake is pretty fantastic, yeah, haha.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm starving and all I can think about is bacon and eggs pancakes....they are unattainable and nothing else will do! GAH!

    Mustang on
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Go wrestle a hawk for its eggs and kill a wild boar for bacon. For pancakes use... <someone else insert australian pancake idea here>

    Prospicience on
  • SonicSonic Absentee Landlord Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    beavotron wrote: »
    why do you think i trot around all over north america? cause i need change.
    You should trot over to Asheville sometime. It's only like 2500 miles.

    Sonic on
  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am half seriously thinking of just getting a bag, a little bit of supplies, some clothing, and just start walking.

    Cus I have no idea what to do.

    wakkawa on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Being poor sucks huh?

    Godfather on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Im reading a book on North Korea... those people were beyond poor. Wow, I didn't think that such a place existed.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Your rack of enthusiasm for the Peoples Democwatic Wepublic is disturbing to say the weast. I tink you will find your webelliousness will inebitabably wead to your downfall.

    Mustang on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    At least they'll have a new leader soon.
    J0avm.jpg

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    D-Robe that was too funny to be legal.

    Aumni on
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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fuck, looks like their going to have to deliver my girl 6 weeks early....umbilical cords are stupid.

    Mustang on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So two chickens are driving an El Camino, and

    Godfather on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Fuck, looks like their going to have to deliver my girl 6 weeks early....umbilical cords are stupid.

    Oh no!

    I hope it all goes well.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Me too, man I feel fucking sick. Having kids is the most nerve racking thing ever.

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Keep your head up man, things will be just fine :)

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Things will be okay mustang! our thoughts are with you!



    unrelated, Duuuude what the fuck:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zXSj4pcl9Ao

    looks wonky in places but thats pretty amazing.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Fuck, looks like their going to have to deliver my girl 6 weeks early....umbilical cords are stupid.

    It'll be Ok, Mustang. Babies have been being born for a long time now, and doctors have some experience in it too, don't give yourself a heart attack before you can meet her.

    Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thanks guys, I'm sure it'll be okay but it's been a week of hearing "It's not good news", it's starting to get to me. Thankfully she's doing fine in the womb at the moment, but it's gradually getting worse so I think we'll be blasting off next week sometime. Though apparently they picked up in the scan this morning that she has hair, which I'm pretty pumped about, I hope it's black hair and not that poncy blond hair I had when I was born.

    Mustang on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I hope she has ginger hair :P

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I had straight black hair when I was born. Then it all fell out and I got the nappy stuff I have now.
    Things will probably work out just fine, Mustang. Plus, now she'll get to have her birthday sooner, which any kid would want.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    and comes out with beard, a hat and an open shirt with a t-shirt underneath. Questions will be raised.
    Iruka wrote: »
    unrelated, Duuuude what the fuck:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zXSj4pcl9Ao

    looks wonky in places but thats pretty amazing.

    I really don't know whether to think these things are cool, or just a cheap ass way for directors to get exactly what they want.

    Mustang on
  • ParadiseParadise Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mustang, she's already lucky to have parents who care about her.

    edit: That probably sounds hokey, but too many kids have no one who loves and will help them.

    You're a good guy, Jamieson. All the best to you and your family.

    Paradise on
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I had straight black hair when I was born. Then it all fell out and I got the nappy stuff I have now.
    Things will probably work out just fine, Mustang. Plus, now she'll get to have her birthday sooner, which any kid would want.

    Wait a minute....oh man, I hope she makes it to next Saturday, then she'll be a creepy Scorpio like her dear old dad.

    Mustang on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Thanks guys, I'm sure it'll be okay but it's been a week of hearing "It's not good news", it's starting to get to me. Thankfully she's doing fine in the womb at the moment, but it's gradually getting worse so I think we'll be blasting off next week sometime. Though apparently they picked up in the scan this morning that she has hair, which I'm pretty pumped about, I hope it's black hair and not that poncy blond hair I had when I was born.

    What's the exact situation? I assumed she was precariously wrapped up in her umbilical cord, but is it something more?

    Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm not sure it's legal to have two creepy Scorpios in one house.
    That being said, I loved playing Scorpio in Mortal Kombat..

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited October 2010

    What's the exact situation? I assumed she was precariously wrapped up in her umbilical cord, but is it something more?

    Oh shit no, I'd really be panicking then. It's a gradually worsening condition of restricted blood flow through the umbilical cord, they measure the resistence in a doppler scan. We've had three since saturday and it's been getting worse on each occasions and the baby is starting to show signs of distress. Lady Mustang has gone in today for a steroid injection and will have another one tomorrow, this will hopefully ready her lungs (or at least ready them more than they were) for an early exit.

    Thanks P.

    Also I was surprised to find out I've been to 3 of the 10 most creepiest places in the world. and it would've been 4 had we not run out of time to do the Paris catacombs.

    To be honest, they really weren't that creepy. Whitechapel was more "There's a strong possibility I'm going to get mugged" than creepy.

    Mustang on
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