Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

chat explained

2456767

Posts

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Looks like I'm glad I gave up on achewood.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    my chats were the best

    dont mess with texas and one about chick-fil-a chicken biscuits

    I'm sensing a pattern here.

    he's still working in secret on his magnum opus

    it will be a single OP about high school football and executing retards

    high school football and dragging people who are different than me behind my four wheel drive pickup truck

    gosh

    Gooey on
    919UOwT.png
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    People were talking about Rob Liefeld in the last chat, which made me go back and look at that 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings page again. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
    liefeld%20002.jpg

    Imagine me at age 12 getting to read a comic about how the big black naked bodybuilder uses the girls he dates. Now imagine me at 27 going over it again, laughing at how skeevy it is, and then noticing an absolute cavalcade of illogical nonsense horseshit about it. Nothing in these panels makes sense. I get what he's going for, he sits down at his drawing desk with his button-fly jeans and his backwards baseball cap, rubbing his chin and pondering what the new, hip comic book collector would like to read. So he spends at least a minute and a half drawing these pictures about a tough guy who wakes up, gets called in to work, and tells the woman he's had the have sex with that he's like dust in the wind. Liefeld smiles, pats himself on the back for a job well done, and slams a Dew.

    Now, what is wrong with this, you may ask

    well

    It's 1:11 PM. That's the early afternoon. Chapel congratulates himself for "another night, another love." He uses the colloquial phrase "M'MAN" to show that sex with broads is no big d. So even though it's just past noon and he's "ABOVEGROUND," he's saying it's nighttime and his room is completely dark with a bunch of nighttime shadows on the wall.

    The Youngblood communicator thing goes "eepBeep," a sound no-one has heard or capitalized in that fashion anywhere ever, and he tells her to wake up (at 1:11 PM, again, above ground, where the sun should be). She asks him for five more minutes of sleep, and he responds with NO PROMISES YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT. If she had said "ooh baby i'll be here when you get back" or "when can i see you again" it would've set her up as in awe of Chapel's manhood (which is what Rob's going for, I think), and the response would've shown Chapel as a hard womanizer who values his life as a soldier more than any woman he might take to bed. But she asks him for five minutes of sleep, so when he responds like that it makes him deaf, or some weird taskmaster of the alarm clock.

    I don't think he's sleeping, though, because he's got his arms behind his head like he just finished up or is in a hammock, and depending on how long they've been there she's been sleeping with her face in his giant hairless armpit.

    To recap, it's daytime but everybody acts like it's night, Chapel quips without being set up for it, and even though Chapel sleeps on a mattress on the floor his bedspread still gets a full hang. And in the second panel Chapel is coated in a fine mist.

    Jacobkosh on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    will

    i have conflicting news for you

    the bad thing is that i was rude and you'd be disappointed. i heard my sister was making dinner and i wasn't invited over so i called and pretty much invited myself, which is so unetiquette-y

    the good thing is the reason i did it is i heard she's making a whole chicken with stuffing, mashed potatoes, and asparagus- and i was craving meat, despite arch's best efforts

    so i was rude but for delicious, carnivorous purposes

    well

    considering that your sister's interactions with you seem to be an unbroken string of taking advantage of your good nature, i think that you deserve a nice dinner.

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Did...

    Did I just get diagnosed with aspergers?

    Well the good thing is you can't experience emotions so you won't know if he insulted you or not.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Did...

    Did I just get diagnosed with aspergers?

    (avoids eye contact)

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Wow, it's like non sequitur city..

    Daxon on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Looks like I'm glad I gave up on achewood.

    you make me glad that I gave up on you. :x

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
    nerdgasmic.gif1420 6068 6113 - XBL Atomoclassic
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ahahaha, the recording police thread went weird fast

    "Anyone who films a police officer is basically a murderer"

    japan on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    will

    i have conflicting news for you

    the bad thing is that i was rude and you'd be disappointed. i heard my sister was making dinner and i wasn't invited over so i called and pretty much invited myself, which is so unetiquette-y

    the good thing is the reason i did it is i heard she's making a whole chicken with stuffing, mashed potatoes, and asparagus- and i was craving meat, despite arch's best efforts

    so i was rude but for delicious, carnivorous purposes

    well

    considering that your sister's interactions with you seem to be an unbroken string of taking advantage of your good nature, i think that you deserve a nice dinner.

    yeah even after this dinner i'll be the aggregate loser with her. she's a pretty consummate user, where it's in my nature to pay for people when i have the money.

    Organichu on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Holy shit, Feral.

    Holy

    Shit

    :?:

    The OP, man! It's brilliant!

    Silas Brown on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Having transports in Civ5 would break the stacking rules. Which are great and have been needed since CivFucking1. So good riddance.

    There are exceptions to the stacking rules already. Great Generals come to mind.

    Thomamelas on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Also, while I'm fine with this chat winning as it took me a while to post, my OP was totally better than this one.

    it's a good OP

    i renamed the thread to be a discussion thread of your comic, since you seem keen to chat about it

    hope you don't mind

    Irond Will on
    Wqdwp8l.png
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Holy shit, Feral.

    Holy

    Shit

    :?:

    The OP, man! It's brilliant!

    Oh, thanks. :D

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Looks like I'm glad I gave up on achewood.

    you make me glad that I gave up on you. :x

    You got clingy, and like in a creepy way not in like a way I could take advantage of to talk you into anal or something.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Someone help me not feel bad about being awful at job hunting.

    DasUberEdward on
    steam_sig.png
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mine can be taken easily at face value.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Wow, it's like non sequitur city..

    I forget, did you like that terrible swedish news paper comic that was basically Swedish QC

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
    nerdgasmic.gif1420 6068 6113 - XBL Atomoclassic
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Ahahaha, the recording police thread went weird fast

    "Anyone who films a police officer is basically a murderer"

    yeah i was a little shocked by that

    i posted thinking it was interesting that i had sort of relevant experience, but i guess the topic shifted into discussing murdering federal agents and mexican hooded cops

    i love this forum

    Organichu on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Having transports in Civ5 would break the stacking rules. Which are great and have been needed since CivFucking1. So good riddance.

    There are exceptions to the stacking rules already. Great Generals come to mind.

    You can stack military units with non-military units. You can't stack military units with other military units.

    Silas Brown on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    yay my xbox stuff is here

    broach tonight

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I only want a 360 for Deathsmiles. And Rez HD I guess.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    yay my xbox stuff is here

    broach tonight

    Woo can't wait!

    I really need to blow off some steam.

    Silas Brown on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Wow, it's like non sequitur city..

    It actually makes sense in context but I have no idea why Nerd posted it and expected anyone to understand.

    Jacobkosh on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    yay my xbox stuff is here

    broach tonight

    Woo can't wait!

    I really need to blow off some steam.

    Thank you again even if that is a scary lot of money <3<3<3

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Wow, it's like non sequitur city..

    It actually makes sense in context but I have no idea why Nerd posted it and expected anyone to understand.

    The context being, achewood sucks.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Whoa CJ without anime

    Phalla related I assume.

    DasUberEdward on
    steam_sig.png
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    whargarbl...

    amateurhour on

    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Ahahaha, the recording police thread went weird fast

    "Anyone who films a police officer is basically a murderer"

    yeah i was a little shocked by that

    i posted thinking it was interesting that i had sort of relevant experience, but i guess the topic shifted into discussing murdering federal agents and mexican hooded cops

    i love this forum

    Yeah, that thread is something special.

    Thomamelas on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this isn't snark at nerd but- a lot of times he doesn't expect people to understand

    he randomly links me to tons of shit and when i go 'huh?' he goes "sorry" or "nevermind"

    IMing with him is a fun, whimsical adventure

    Organichu on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    The context being, achewood sucks.

    DeShadowC on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    I would never spell never mind as one word :x

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
    nerdgasmic.gif1420 6068 6113 - XBL Atomoclassic
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    whargarbl...

    Hey chuck did you see my awesome burgers from last night?

    IMG_0354.jpg

    IMG_0353.jpg

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I would never spell never mind as one word :x

    I said that once

    then I fucked a cow

    now I just say never say never

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Huh, so apparently Mark Cuban makes a matching charity donation for every NBA fine he earns.

    Thomamelas on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    cows are gross

    if i had to fuck a farm animal, it'd be a pig

    don't they orgasm for 30 minutes?

    it would be a very gratifying, self-affirming experience

    i'd feel like aphrodite

    Organichu on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    whargarbl...

    Hey chuck did you see my awesome burgers from last night?

    IMG_0354.jpg

    IMG_0353.jpg

    dammit preach now I want A&W

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    whargarbl...

    Hey chuck did you see my awesome burgers from last night?

    IMG_0354.jpg

    IMG_0353.jpg

    dammit preach now I want A&W

    root beer?

    Organichu on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    cows are gross

    if i had to fuck a farm animal, it'd be a pig

    don't they orgasm for 30 minutes?

    it would be a very gratifying, self-affirming experience

    i'd feel like aphrodite

    I get the sense you put some thought into this question.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    cows are gross

    if i had to fuck a farm animal, it'd be a pig

    don't they orgasm for 30 minutes?

    it would be a very gratifying, self-affirming experience

    i'd feel like aphrodite

    I don't... I don't even know why you'd post this.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
This discussion has been closed.