My sister was given morphine when she broke her pelvis in a few places in a car crash. She was flying high as a kite. It also mean that she thought her catheter was the greatest thing ever because she didn't have to get up to pee and could do it laying in bed even with people in the room. She told everyone that came to visit about the 'tube in her coochie', including her best friends dad.
She didn't let me tell that story in my toast at her wedding
My sister was given morphine when she broke her pelvis in a few places in a car crash. She was flying high as a kite. It also mean that she thought her catheter was the greatest thing ever because she didn't have to get up to pee and could do it laying in bed even with people in the room. She told everyone that came to visit about the 'tube in her coochie', including her best friends dad.
She didn't let me tell that story in my toast at her wedding
But the internet is a different story!
Rane I am as god made me
Actually I was 140 a couple weeks ago and then, y'know, mono
My sister was given morphine when she broke her pelvis in a few places in a car crash. She was flying high as a kite. It also mean that she thought her catheter was the greatest thing ever because she didn't have to get up to pee and could do it laying in bed even with people in the room. She told everyone that came to visit about the 'tube in her coochie', including her best friends dad.
She didn't let me tell that story in my toast at her wedding
The best man gave a really funny toast so I ended up opting for 'touching speech that makes everyone cry' option.
But it's ok. I tell everyone I meet that story and usually find a reason to post about it on facebook every so often so it's not like anyone is left not knowing.
(The end of the story is I was so worried for her and felt awful about her being in the hospital so I bought her 100 helium filled balloons and filled her room with them for when she got home.)
It's almost as good as when she and my baby sis flipped the car on Christmas Eve morning. My baby sis went running for the car screaming "It's gonna blow!" She honestly thought that the car was going to explode.
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My sister was given morphine when she broke her pelvis in a few places in a car crash. She was flying high as a kite. It also mean that she thought her catheter was the greatest thing ever because she didn't have to get up to pee and could do it laying in bed even with people in the room. She told everyone that came to visit about the 'tube in her coochie', including her best friends dad.
She didn't let me tell that story in my toast at her wedding
But the internet is a different story!
Rane I am as god made me
Actually I was 140 a couple weeks ago and then, y'know, mono
It's almost as good as when she and my baby sis flipped the car on Christmas Eve morning. My baby sis went running for the car screaming "It's gonna blow!" She honestly thought that the car was going to explode.
She should've just walked away from the car in slow-motion in the hopes that it would explode. At least then she would've looked cool.
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Teamregular
edited October 2010
Apparently I am really vulnerable to morphine and any other 'knock-out' agents. While most people will be out for a while I have been commanded, while still asleep, into acts.
I got knocked out before having my wisdom teeth removed and awoke on my couch four hours later without any idea how I got there.
Apparently I am really vulnerable to morphine and any other 'knock-out' agents. While most people will be out for a while I have been commanded, while still asleep, into acts.
I got knocked out before having my wisdom teeth removed and awoke on my couch four hours later without any idea how I got there.
Maybe if you weren't such a lady-man that wouldn't have happened.
It's almost as good as when she and my baby sis flipped the car on Christmas Eve morning. My baby sis went running for the car screaming "It's gonna blow!" She honestly thought that the car was going to explode.
She should've just walked away from the car in slow-motion in the hopes that it would explode. At least then she would've looked cool.
She was so panicked that the car would explode and kill them. I feel bad but it doesn't stop me from sneaking up on her and screaming "It's gonna blow!"
Apparently I am really vulnerable to morphine and any other 'knock-out' agents. While most people will be out for a while I have been commanded, while still asleep, into acts.
I got knocked out before having my wisdom teeth removed and awoke on my couch four hours later without any idea how I got there.
Maybe if you weren't such a lady-man that wouldn't have happened.
Hey man, this is just like any other role-playing game. I had to take a flaw to grant myself a bonus.
It just so happened to be a vulnerability to being knocked-out in exchange for my mastery of the human language.
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Woooo 6'0" 136 lbs. tall/skinny enough?
Now to move to Canada
Now you're on the right track
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
josh seriously stop weighing 50 pounds less than me
She didn't let me tell that story in my toast at her wedding
This partially has to do with the fact that the standard for "skinny" has trended towards "twigmen" much more in the past few years.
Also I weigh more.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
But the internet is a different story!
Rane I am as god made me
Actually I was 140 a couple weeks ago and then, y'know, mono
Since when did you need there permission for stories during toasts? I thought the point of toasts at weddings was to make fun of them.
Ahahaha
But it's ok. I tell everyone I meet that story and usually find a reason to post about it on facebook every so often so it's not like anyone is left not knowing.
(The end of the story is I was so worried for her and felt awful about her being in the hospital so I bought her 100 helium filled balloons and filled her room with them for when she got home.)
It's almost as good as when she and my baby sis flipped the car on Christmas Eve morning. My baby sis went running for the car screaming "It's gonna blow!" She honestly thought that the car was going to explode.
i bet mono sucks a lot
man 140 is still really skinny
eat a sandwich
I accidentally spilled dressing on my skirt
mostly because your spleen gets hella huge
and it just sits there
waiting for someone to bump it hard enough to rupture
all smug
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
now eat the rest of the dressing by itself
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
woop woop woop
mono is afraid of me
instead of just staying home, I'd go to school for a few days and oh god I am so tired I must rest my head
Lots of dark greens, none of that iceberg lettuce
Grilled chicken, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, pinto beans, pico, basically it was a chipotle burrito without the tortilla
Yea, it was mono
And I didn't know anyone with mono so I got it from something gross like someone sneezing and not washing their hands or coughing my food
She should've just walked away from the car in slow-motion in the hopes that it would explode. At least then she would've looked cool.
I got knocked out before having my wisdom teeth removed and awoke on my couch four hours later without any idea how I got there.
This is exactly what happened to me!
Don't have to!
Iiiiiiiit's airborne as well
edit: or maybe not? It's still really fucking easy to pick it up though
80-90% of people in the US get it at least once in their life, sometimes more
So, just wait your turn
but to be fair, her boobs were out too
this was a thing I had to do
I could stand to lose a few pounds I suppose.
Please.
you shapeshift into an organic number one
https://health.google.com/health/ref/Mononucleosis
It's an American thing. You wouldn't understand.
Maybe if you weren't such a lady-man that wouldn't have happened.
Thank you TLB.
it is the loneliest illness
She was so panicked that the car would explode and kill them. I feel bad but it doesn't stop me from sneaking up on her and screaming "It's gonna blow!"
Whoa, really?
That's higher than I would have thought.
Hey man, this is just like any other role-playing game. I had to take a flaw to grant myself a bonus.
It just so happened to be a vulnerability to being knocked-out in exchange for my mastery of the human language.