What aren't boogers

Fandyien

Seriously, what are boogers

What is a booger

Why do they look the way they do, why are they in my nose

Beasteh

you collect them and put them in a jar

dush

lemme write an informative post about mucus, son

dush

jk i have no idea man

Arang

because you breathe in dust and debris and that needs to not go in your lungs so your nose makes slime and then the dust gets caught up in that and eventually it dries up because of the evaporation and that's what a booger is

or

fairy turds

Fandyien

Beasteh wrote: »

you collect them and put them in a jar

yeah, but i've never known why i can't fight the compulsion

Arang

you guys are pretty fast, which is why I'll say it now

that's what she said

dush

do you eat them

no me neither man that's gross

L|ama

read 'what are boners'

well I'm gonna tell you anyway

boners are a tool

for boning

Fandyien

L|ama wrote: »

read 'what are boners'

well I'm gonna tell you anyway

boners are a tool

for boning

so are boogers for booging

spono

they call em fingers

but

I never see em fing

oh there they go

Beasteh

my brother sits and eats his when he thinks people arent looking

he is 22

Blake T

Delicious.

lostwords

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

Arang

how does the boogie figure into this?

JohnHam

so disappointed this isn't a jeopardy! thread

Mysst

man don't you hate it when you breathe in real deep through your nose and a booger dislodges and goes down your throat? so fucking gross

Beasteh

lostwords wrote: »

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

we were moving my bros furniture to uni a few years ago and we found the back of his chest of drawers were encrusted in a shiny, crispy booger laminate

Dichotomy

I am boogers

Calamity Jane

boogers are crusty remnants of snot

i wanna firebomb a house. ya'll work weeks are about to end, mine did already

suck it, life

L|ama

Fandyien wrote: »

L|ama wrote: »

read 'what are boners'

well I'm gonna tell you anyway

boners are a tool

for boning

so are boogers for booging

by the transitive property, yes. irrefutably so

Fandyien

Beasteh wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

we were moving my bros furniture to uni a few years ago and we found the back of his chest of drawers were encrusted in a shiny, crispy booger laminate

is your brother not right

ill

insane in the membrane, as it were

lostwords

Beasteh wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

we were moving my bros furniture to uni a few years ago and we found the back of his chest of drawers were encrusted in a shiny, crispy booger laminate

did he scrape it off and save it? he should have

Beasteh

Fandyien wrote: »

Beasteh wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

we were moving my bros furniture to uni a few years ago and we found the back of his chest of drawers were encrusted in a shiny, crispy booger laminate

is your brother not right

ill

insane in the membrane, as it were

he is rather stupid and muscular

like rocky era dolph lundgren, or internet user aphostile

Fandyien

i sorta pictured a semi-retarded gross guy pickin' his nose

Beasteh

you pictured it right

Fandyien

i'm too smart for my own good

SHADES

joshofalltrades

Good thread Fandy

bwanie

Fandyien wrote: »

Beasteh wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

we were moving my bros furniture to uni a few years ago and we found the back of his chest of drawers were encrusted in a shiny, crispy booger laminate

is your brother not right

ill

insane in the membrane, as it were

my wife who's the pinnacle of personal hygene otherwise does this.

*poke*
*pokity-poke*
and under the desk it goes

Satanic Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eiQTFcFPDY

Snowbeat

fandy you are my favorite posters

beavotron

i hate how when i'm sick i can blow my nose like a thousand times, yet more snot comes
where the fuck is it coming from?

Weaver

I get jailed for over two months for a 131 page awesome cam thread

but this

damn

beavotron

are you still whining over that weaver?
really?

really?

you are in pretend jail on an internet forum

....go outside take a deep breath... it's gonna be alright buddy, i promise... you'll be able to post jpgs again soon.

Snowbeat

why do you get jailed if your thread goes over the limit. that is strange

Weaver

We're still doing the italics thing?

Really?

Aneurhythmia

I get caught up watching Kenneth Anger films online instead of finishing a tedious job application

but this

damn

beavotron

Weaver wrote: »

We're still doing the italics thing?

Really?

seems i don't spend enough time on here... i'm not up with what's trendy on the forums anymore
oh well

Weaver

Beavo, I do think that you missed the point I was going for.

Boogers?

Really?

Snowbeat

weaver is on top of all of the latest hippest internet trends

Platy

Beasteh wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

you wipe them under your desk at work or behind your couch at home. it wards off evil

we were moving my bros furniture to uni a few years ago and we found the back of his chest of drawers were encrusted in a shiny, crispy booger laminate

That's disgusting. Much more disgusting than people who eat theirs, in my opinion.

beavotron wrote: »

i hate how when i'm sick i can blow my nose like a thousand times, yet more snot comes
where the fuck is it coming from?

Probably from your sinuses.