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Bitching Thread V: Out of Continuity and in Another Reality

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Do you think Jeff Parker is being maliciously influenced by Red Hulk? Because seeing a frog go splat is something Red Hulk would think is cool.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Straight from the Parker's mouth.
    I don't like to explain too much, but it has to do with the balance of hope and heavy that the book always has. Thanks!

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  • TheSecretSeventhTheSecretSeventh GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    finally got to read ASM from last week, and it was pretty awesome. im really looking forward to big time.

    ive also been getting the ratchet and clank ongoing, and i saw that theyre shutting down wildstorm. having not read any other wildstorm comics, i had no idea. whats the deal with that? are they gonna cancel a lot of books?

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    not at all a bitch but here's dan slott talking about carlie cooper
    When we looked at Carlie, the very first issue starts off where she’s pining for Peter, and Peter has this kiss with someone he doesn’t even know. So here’s single Pete, and this strange woman is kissing him. Someone he has no connection with. So it kind of felt like a very nice journey, that at the end, Peter’s found a girl. And it’s that girl who’s been there all along. That felt like a very nice story beat for the overarching arc of Brand New Day. That was something all the Web-Heads came up with together and agreed on as a team.

    That said, I think one of the problems with Carlie, as a character, is that I think more than any other character in the Brand New Day, in her case there were too many cooks. There wasn’t one strong voice guiding Carlie. If you look at the best characters of the new ones that came out of Brand New Day, I think they all came about because one person would come in and champion them. Mark Waid came in and went, “I have this idea to bring in J. Jonah Jameson’s father, and here’s what I’d like to do with him.” Joe Kelly came to the table and said, “I want to introduce this Front Line reporter, Norah. Here’s how she works.” In my case, I said, “Here’s Mr. Negative. I want Martin Li to do this, and be here, yadda yadda.” Even though we moved from writer to writer in Brand New Day, and we tried to keep a consistent tone, you can see that a lot of us had favorite characters. Like I think Marc Guggenheim did the best work on Lily. But Carlie was this one character that I think a lot of us tried to play with. When you picked up the baton and ran, you kind of wanted to leave the character in the same spot for the next guy to pick up, so it kind of felt, a lot of the times, that she floated in amber.

    If readers have had a problem with Carlie, I think that might go away now that there’s one writer guiding her. I think we can find a footing for that. There’s nothing about this character that’s wrong. There’s nothing about this character that she can’t go on to do interesting things and have interesting developments. I think it’s that case with many, many, many characters in all of serialized fiction. I think it’s very rare that there’s some character out there that’s completely flawed and irredeemable. Hey, you’re talking to the guy who picked up and ran with Squirrel Girl.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dan Slott is a great writer, you only need to look at his Avengers runs to see that, and I'm sure he will write an excellent Spider-Man especially now he has control of the book.

    However that's not why people didn't and don't like Carlie Cooper, and I think Slott knows it.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    People who don't like carlie for that reason need to get the fuck over it, either in the sense of sucking it up and reading the book or just dropping the issue entirely. No amount of complaining is going to matter. It just makes you look weird and obsessive.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So people upset about Carlie being the "it" girl is obsessive, yet it's the writers continuing to push her into being the perfect girl for Peter, on top of repeated "MJ and Peter will never be together under Quesada's reign" jabs like through BND and even in #648 isn't obsessive itself?

    If Marvel want people to let it go, they need to do the same thing instead of aiming to piss former Spider-Man readers off.



    And Joe Kelly wrote Norah, but it also seemed that his issues were the ones that really showed her flinging racial slurs and jokes and being a jerk. Having one person championing a character does not always mean better than multiple writers having a roll in the hay. Look at Loeb with Red Hulk or JMS with Superman, way to just piledrive a character into nothing.



    Anyways, Slott never seemed to me to be a Marvel Style type writer though, that was interesting. Especially since he's been so slow, I thought he would pine over the script for days. Hell, I still wonder if Slott can do one book twice a month.

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  • CadeCade Eppur si muove.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I find it funny that they wanted Peter single and now they got him hooked up with a girl.

    One that shares the name of Joe Q's daughter at that.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    single as in not married not single as in not dating

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  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    How about a Celibate Spider-Man?

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Can we just make it a rule of thumb to ignore furu in the bitching threads? He doesn't seem to grasp that this is a thread for bitching about comics for all manner of reasons.

    Anyways, It seems to me that Marvel has no real idea what they want to do long term with Petey, aside from keep him far away from the women he spent half his written history with due to the whims of a editor with a bug up his ass. Like, the whole point of OMD was to break with the status quo: Stable relationship, public identity, productive job.

    Aside from everyone knowing his identity, Big time looks like it's going to Give him a productive job and a stable relationship thereby defeating the purpose behind OMD.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I honestly think they could have made Carlie work as a character and as a love interest, if they had just taken their time, gradually developed her backstory and personality, and then, from there, they could lay the groundwork for a relationship with Pete. But NOPE! They wanted everything right now, no time for development. So just have MJ talk Carlie up and all the fans will be cool with it! And that went over like the lead balloon it is.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ever since we were shown spidey would fit with a powered partner in Ult U, I've wanted Firestar/Spidey in the 616, I think they'd go great together.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    My distaste for The Breakup aside, I was looking forward to exploring Carol / Peter a bit more - shame that didn't seem to go anywhere either.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FCD wrote: »
    I honestly think they could have made Carlie work as a character and as a love interest, if they had just taken their time, gradually developed her backstory and personality, and then, from there, they could lay the groundwork for a relationship with Pete. But NOPE! They wanted everything right now, no time for development. So just have MJ talk Carlie up and all the fans will be cool with it! And that went over like the lead balloon it is.
    Dude, Carlie was introduced two years ago. That's more than enough time to develop a character.

    Furthermore, if your character doesn't catch on after two years of publishing a pseudo-weekly title, it's possible that she just isn't very good.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well a girlfriend introduced right after the marriage was removed was always going to have a hard time. The fact that she wasn't all that amazing (not terrible, just not amazing) means that Carlie Cooper got dragged down by association.

    I'm not saying it's right or wrong, just that it is the case. Personally I liked married pete and I think the retcon can go fuck itself, but that the stories in BND were good, but I'll admit a distaste for Carlie Cooper due to the marriage retcon. Irrational? Maybe, but there it is.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's not irrational to dislike carlie in the wake of the omd fuckmuppetry; you're basicly trading a vibrant lively character who had been with the main character for the better part of his existence with a character who is meh.

    And frankly, I don't even understand why they needed to create a new character for petey to date. Dude's had enough girlfriends in the past and you could just as easily dig one of them up for dating purposes.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Or god forbid they go an interesting direction and have him dating someone with superpowers. Like Ms. Marvel.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wasn't Brian Reed the only one who did anything with Ms. Marvel being interested in Peter

    Not exactly a stellar endorsement if that's the case

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't know why they didn't just have Peter realize that hey, he really likes the peter.

    The All-New, All-Gay Spider-Man.

    Seriously, let's go down the checklist:
    -He has a close relationship with his mother-figure, which borders on the parasitic.
    -He has an artsy job.
    -His best friend is a glamorous fashion model.
    -He likes to accessorize.
    -He can't seem to maintain a relationship with any of the couple dozen hot women swooning for him.
    -He spends most of his free time wrestling with burly men.

    Peter Parker is a dude that's clearly hungry for the tender embrace of say, a Living Lightning or a Flatman.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wasn't Brian Reed the only one who did anything with Ms. Marvel being interested in Peter

    Not exactly a stellar endorsement if that's the case

    The Peter/Carol thing was one of the only good things Reed did with Ms. Marvel. The guy does write a really great Venom though I must admit.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Parker is pretty gay. I wouldn't bat an eyelid if he was written as gay.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't see Parker as gay simply because he is rather soft. After all he's always had an almost juvenile weakness for good looking women.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Parker is pretty gay. I wouldn't bat an eyelid if he was written as gay.
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    Seriously, this thing looks like it came out of a Freddie Mercury fever dream.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This whole talk about peter being gay reminds me of that old comic about "bad touching".

    Maybe his problems stem from the fact that he went gay and can not stray?

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm so tired of MAX titles just throwing swears and slurs around for no reason and substituting that for story, ( it's really out of control in the latest Deadpool MAX)

    edit: (and like , I'm far from a prude, and have no problems with language, the slurs bug me but eh , that's been done too, but the sheer bombardment, almost 10 fucks, and 7 racial slurs, by page 4)

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I say the f-word alot. Like... when I'm angry, it's just a sound that happens. And I'm generally considered an incredibly eloquent person. But, when the anger happens... well... so does the f-word

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    I say the f-word alot. Like... when I'm angry, it's just a sound that happens. And I'm generally considered an incredibly eloquent person. But, when the anger happens... well... so does the f-word

    ya as I said, far from a prude ( and don't even want to waste time scanning this, barely read it , and don't really want to host the examples rofl) , but like, I love dirty comedy, I love dark stories, I can overlook slurring when done properly, but this issue feels like schoolchildren that just discovered swearing, ( and actually I semi remember when a char got angry was when he didn't swear, but I digress) like every 2nd word, and then the huge speil of racial slurs , dunno , it really was offputting, and not even comedic.

    also, when I'm angry the swearing flies like a sailor on leave too ! , but this was shoehorned in. ( and it's more the slurs that made everything else noticable)

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Brand New Gay

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Furu wrote: »
    Brand New Gay

    There you go furu

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    and its follow-up Dick Time

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Whenever someone mentions Gay versions of superhero's, I always think of this scene from Brave and Bold, with or without context , it's hilarious/weird/creepy all in one.

    Darling, I'm Batman

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So in Spider-Girl #1 the recap page says Arana lost her powers before Grim Hunt, and gave up being a hero then was captured by the Kravinoffs. But in Young Allies #1 it says she lost her powers during Grim Hunt (ASM #637 I think, which then never showed anything so there's still a big ? with what happened to her).

    Furu please explain.

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  • GankGank Registered User regular
    edited November 2010

    Is.... is that Diedrich Bader as the voice of Batman?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gank wrote: »

    Is.... is that Diedrich Bader as the voice of Batman?

    Yeah. Diedrich Bader has been good in everything he's done except Beverly Hillbillies.

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  • TheSecretSeventhTheSecretSeventh GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wildcat wrote: »
    My distaste for The Breakup aside, I was looking forward to exploring Carol / Peter a bit more - shame that didn't seem to go anywhere either.

    yeah i'd rather see peter date a superhero for a change.

    scratch that, he should always date black cat, and only black cat.

    hottest chick in the marvel u, can i get an amen?

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  • GankGank Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Gank wrote: »

    Is.... is that Diedrich Bader as the voice of Batman?

    Yeah. Diedrich Bader has been good in everything he's done except Beverly Hillbillies.

    He was the Jethro! And yeah, he's the bomb.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wildcat wrote: »
    My distaste for The Breakup aside, I was looking forward to exploring Carol / Peter a bit more - shame that didn't seem to go anywhere either.

    yeah i'd rather see peter date a superhero for a change.

    scratch that, he should always date black cat, and only black cat.

    hottest chick in the marvel u, can i get an amen?

    Ooh, sorry man I can't agree. I don't think Black Cat has or could ever fit into Peter Parker's life as opposed to Spider-Man's life - and Peter wouldn't be able to accept that.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think the past few years of Spider-Man have made me realize how little I care about Peter's life.

    I care that Spider-Man is a guy with real-life problems, but I just do not care a bit that they are Peter's real-life problems.

    I mean money issues, like basic pay-the-rent money issues when you're around 30 and know Tony Stark? Here's a tip: liquidate your assets and invest in Tony Stark Magic Technology That Is Great, you silly goose.

    It's gone on so long in both real-time and comic-time that I've stopped seeing him as someone sympathetic.

    I would have been much more interested in the conflict between him having a job, and having a career. Something like the choice of spending time writing/publishing/working, and spending time hitting people. Is science the change he wants to be in the world and Spider-Man his hobby, or is it reversed? That's something new. Going from high-school to college to money troubles to money troubles to money troubles to money troubles is just getting silly.

    Hopefully the whole lab thing in Big Time actually amounts to something.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peter Parker is like, a genius right? Can't he do some sciency work?

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