Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
wait
you're supposed to tip?
As long as they touch yours
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Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
wait
you're supposed to tip?
Only the tip is rude.
Also, sales of Googly Eyes is going to explode now with the Penny Arcade bump.
I mean, obviously, the cut-rate handjob is just a tactic to lure people in and have them shell out for costlier services. It's a 'bate and switch scam.
That's it. Close up shop people, this thread has hit it's peak.
Maybe you're getting a simultaneous hand job? Perhaps the entire process is charged by the service time, so you'd be getting one within arm's reach of another dude.
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Maybe you're getting a simultaneous hand job? Perhaps the entire process is charged by the service time, so you'd be getting one within arm's reach of another dude.
I was actually thinking about this
Like are there discounts for going in with your best friend?
Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
wait
you're supposed to tip?
I don't know, it seems courteous. It's a service job, after all.
but they don't seem like they're in a position to be receiving bills or coins
Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
wait
you're supposed to tip?
I don't know, it seems courteous. It's a service job, after all.
but they don't seem like they're in a position to be receiving bills or coins
I mean, obviously, the cut-rate handjob is just a tactic to lure people in and have them shell out for costlier services. It's a 'bate and switch scam.
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edited September 2010
Did they already announce Dickwolf shirts (besides that one guy in the comic wearing one)? I just noticed Gabe tweeted a picture of their new warehouse and there's a prominent Dickwolf shirt that looks new.
I only tip if the service was excellent. And don't try that whole "But they rely on tips because they aren't being paid minimum wage!" bullshit, because actually they are, it's just that however much you tip is money the employer doesn't need to pay them.
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edited September 2010
that's nice nobody cares
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Jacques L'HommeBAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered Userregular
edited September 2010
Wonderful Monday comic. The world needs more dirty hand puppets.
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The only tips that are meaningful to this thread are dick-tips. Possibly severed by a cigar cutter.
Did they already announce Dickwolf shirts (besides that one guy in the comic wearing one)? I just noticed Gabe tweeted a picture of their new warehouse and there's a prominent Dickwolf shirt that looks new.
If the hand has a face is it still a hand job or does it become a blow job?
Well considering the face is drawn on the thumb side of the hand which is usually facing up in most HJ configurations I'm familiar with, it'd be a weird sort of blowjob in which the dick is poking out of the mouth. Sort of a reverse BJ.
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He just made the guy suck horse wang, and he only gets him a $1 handy coupon?
Maybe a Sonicare, or at least some Listerine.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
As long as they touch yours
Leave them a big gob of semen.
Satans..... hints.....
Only the tip is rude.
Also, sales of Googly Eyes is going to explode now with the Penny Arcade bump.
That's it. Close up shop people, this thread has hit it's peak.
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I was actually thinking about this
Like are there discounts for going in with your best friend?
No homo
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Great, another tipping thread.
D&D is that way :arrow:
Literally a circle jerk thread
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Kurtz poked fun one too many times at Mike's "banana hands"
Mike told Jerry he needed to practice drawing hands
Jerry was like "I've been saving a script for this very day"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Nobody got me a coupon <sniffle>
Shit, you're right
I didn't even notice at first, but these are real-person hands
not banana at all
thanks, Scott
I dunno, the ones in Panel 2 could be Penguin hands.
Please take my advice.
please tell me this pun was intended
http://yfrog.com/nahd4fj
Please don't ever put handjobs and "ripped off" in the same sentence.
A handy in the car might run you 20 bucks. While a full on Rub-n-Tug massage can run upwards of 300.
Of course the general appearance and overall demeanor of the worker plays a part. As does the travel involved, if any.
Question.
If nowhere else, they announced it at one of the Q&As at PAX.
Well considering the face is drawn on the thumb side of the hand which is usually facing up in most HJ configurations I'm familiar with, it'd be a weird sort of blowjob in which the dick is poking out of the mouth. Sort of a reverse BJ.
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Apparently:
http://jezebel.com/5648879/french-politician-confuses-fellatio-with-inflation