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Grey Ghost is going to be rich- giving handjobs to spring breakers

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I A JOB! In Morgan Hill! They just called me this morning. I wasn't expecting a Monday Call but I woke up somehow and tried not to sound like I was asleep seconds before she started speaking to me.

    Why is this big.

    BECAUSE I CAN QUIT MY WAITER JOB!! YES YES

    Are you going to be the new Incredible Hulk or perhaps Tonto?

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man you guys gotta feel this. it's flippin amazing. I'm on the moon right now

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    king illegal forrest to kill wild pig in it a is

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter, I don't hate you for owning a pickup truck.

    But I do get angry at the preponderance of people driving pickup trucks that are jacked up four feet in the air and wear cowboy hats for no reason who live around here.

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I look at pickups and SUVs the same way. It's kind of the way I look at a toyota taurus on 24 inch rims.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Congrats dude from baywatch! Do you already have your I QUIT BITCHES speech planned out for your weekend job? Always fun to think about

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my goodness SUVs are so ridiculous.

    I will never understand why a gigantic truck-like vehicle has less leg room than my Jetta.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I GOT A JOB! In Morgan Hill! They just called me this morning. I wasn't expecting a Monday Call but I woke up somehow and tried not to sound like I was asleep seconds before she started speaking to me.

    Why is this big.

    BECAUSE I CAN QUIT MY WEEKENDS WAITER JOB!! YES YES THANK YOU LORD


    This after being really depressed for 2 years and never really proactively searching until last week. So excited. I'm pretty vulnerable to being taken advantage of right now.

    grats!!! :D

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter, I don't hate you for owning a pickup truck.

    But I do get angry at the preponderance of people driving pickup trucks that are jacked up four feet in the air and wear cowboy hats for no reason who live around here.

    I have a Jeep Liberty now. Much smaller than the truck, but still I need 4 wheel drive in wintery shit conditions and some room to store my day pack and guns for hunting trips. Also, a car seat for the kid because I'm a fucking yuppie now.

    No cowboy hats or boots. I live in Pennsylvania...we're hillbilly type rednecks up here. Clinging to guns and religion.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah back in the suburbs in Arizona half the vehicles on the roads are pick-ups and you very rarely see one actually pulling or carrying anything. Also many of them are black and lifted with those busty angel and demon silhouettes on the back argh silly gooses.

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I could snap and take all the baked potatoes and garlic bread with me with me.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hunter, I don't hate you for owning a pickup truck.

    But I do get angry at the preponderance of people driving pickup trucks that are jacked up four feet in the air and wear cowboy hats for no reason who live around here.

    Same problem where I live. I hate those people with a passion

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Yeah back in the suburbs in Arizona half the vehicles on the roads are pick-ups and you very rarely see one actually pulling or carrying anything. Also many of them are black and lifted with those busty angel and demon silhouettes on the back argh silly gooses.

    I see big-ass SUVs everywhere, and I laugh, because good luck trying to park your Escalade in Boston douchebag!

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I bet Hunter has truck nutz. Neon pink

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nope, no truck nuts.

    I did haul a bass boat a few times though. Also, several dead deer, a dead bear, and many pheasants, rabbits, and turkey.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I keep our local parking people busy because I hate nothing more than people who park illegally, especially when it inconvenience me. I have the Mayor's Office on speed dial. You want to park in a resident spot, register your car in the city, pay your fucking excise taxes and get a god damn permit otherwise FUCK YOU NH plates!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have heard rabbit tastes good, but I have never had the opportunity

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rabbit is very good, but you have to prepare it right. Most wild game is very lean, so you need to cook it low and slow. Adding braising liquids helps too, or using a bit of fat from something else. Works great in stews.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i had rabbit in spain

    it was p good

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am currently on the set of a show called Pretty Little Liars as a background extra. If I can get this kind of work every day, I can only just barely get by. Still, an interesting experience

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I want to wave to you on my TV but I don't want my DVR to have a record of my watching Pretty Little Liars

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    BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Interview at the Fed in an hour and I feel good about it. Got my suit on, ready to answer anything they can ask me about what they do everyday.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    When they interview you, ask if when you get to call yourself a G-Man

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ugh, she came over and complained that she couldnt find something on a page

    turns out she had stopped scrolling half way down and just gave up INSTEAD OF SCROLLING FURTHER

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mully coworker stories are so great

    (my boss still hates having a larger, cleaner office)

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mully coworker stories are fantastic but I occasionally wince at the idea that people could actually be that dense

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I work with one


    several, actually

    I can vouch

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've worked with them but fortunately that's past tense, people at my current place are pretty awesome

    Typically, I love this job but they pay is the most pathetic pay I have ever had. Literally.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    They've switched me over to Men's Accessories at Dillard's today. I prefer it to the previous area I was working in, because there are no dressing rooms. It's a little slower, but I've still managed to meet my sales quota for the day thanks to this old woman who bought $260 worth of merchandise.

    Also, I finally got my new suit jacket back from the tailor's, so I'm in full three-piece today. It makes me feel 8-) .

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I start my new job next week! I have literally no idea what they'll have me doing because they approach things so completely differently than my last job with the same title.

    And I get my new apartment in 2 weeks, so I can walk to work leisurely.

    Everything's falling into place. :)

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'd love to work somewhere where I got to wear a suit.

    Instead, we had to have a memo sent out to explicitly tell people that it was not okay to wear a ratty tank top with the back cut out to show off tramp stamps.

    :[

    :[

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sad

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also it appears that the job lead in Boston has fallen through, probably found someone local. Ho hum.

    Where's JoeUser and Nogs?

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I'd love to work somewhere where I got to wear a suit.

    Instead, we had to have a memo sent out to explicitly tell people that it was not okay to wear a ratty tank top with the back cut out to show off tramp stamps.

    :[

    :[

    Just wear a suit and tell them to shove it.

    I always wore dress slacks, shirt and tie to my last job, even though everyone else in the office wore lame work inappropriate clothes.

    For example my boss, who wore jeans with flourishes all over them, combined with pink boots with fuzzy tassels.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    They're probably creating an army of red pandas together in a hope to find Spider Man.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    An aside, I thought the title of this thread read: "Take this job [thread] and Shave it".

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    JoeUser can see my office from his sweet ass apartment.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    king illegal forrest to kill wild pig in it a is

    YES

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    They're probably creating an army of red pandas together in a hope to find Spider Man.

    liiya darling I must point out a grievous error in this sentence

    you see, spider-man is always spelled with a hyphen

    it's just good etiquette

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