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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    D'awwwwwww, lookit the cute!
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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Caffeine or nap?

    Choosing nap never works out well for me. I wake up at 2am bright eyed and bushy tailed and then I'm fucked for the next day.

    Yeah that's why I'm cracking open a DC

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Totally, you've got some of the qualities that make an excellent moderator

    1) A level head
    2) Consistently good judgment
    3) Refined taste
    4) No life

    ;)

    p. much, yeah

    fucked up circadian rhythms don't hurt either

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    Um, Arcanum's setting is pretty much tech vs magic.

    You are kinda supposed to choose a side.

    No! I'm staying neutral! I want to be healed, dammit!

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fuck you Matlab. Fuck you MTH316 for forcing me to use you.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2010
    What no one tells you is that we pick mods based on sound pop-culture views. Well, I guess except for this post where I tell you.

    Elki on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Oh snap. I just rode up to a Swadian castle, hoping that the lord there would accept some tribute from me in exchange for leaving me in peace so I could use their land as safe haven and operating base for raids on the Rhodoks and forest/mountain bandits.

    I got my audience and when I told the lord of the castle that I wished to make peace with Swadia, he said, "Do you? Trip on your sword, then, and give us all some peace."

    you got told, son

    Well the Rhodoks were more receptive to my offer, so the joke's on them. That guy just fucked his kingdom over big time.

    Res on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Um, Arcanum's setting is pretty much tech vs magic.

    You are kinda supposed to choose a side.

    No! I'm staying neutral! I want to be healed, dammit!

    Just go magic.

    Cast harm like a million times in a turn.

    Watch everything die.

    And then get forced to the back of the train, cause the tech guys are jerks.

    But then learn a spell and never need their stupid discriminating train again!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    What no one tells you is that we pick mods based on sound pop-culture views. Well, I guess except for this post where I tell you.

    You can tell a lot from somebody by their taste in media.

    That's why my OKC profile is just a list of movies and nothing else.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mmm, having a fun night.

    Arivia on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have excellent taste in things

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    What no one tells you is that we pick mods based on sound pop-culture views. Well, I guess except for this post where I tell you.

    Why aren't I a mod, then?
    It's the Transformers thing, isn't it ;________;

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What no one tells you is that we pick mods based on sound pop-culture views. Well, I guess except for this post where I tell you.

    You can tell a lot from somebody by their taste in media.

    That's why my OKC profile is just a list of movies and nothing else.
    White Chicks Black Dicks vol. 11, White Chicks Black Dicks vol. 12...

    Winky on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What no one tells you is that we pick mods based on sound pop-culture views. Well, I guess except for this post where I tell you.

    You can tell a lot from somebody by their taste in media.

    That's why my OKC profile is just a list of movies and nothing else.
    White Chicks Black Dicks vol. 11, White Chicks Black Dicks vol. 12...

    GoddamnitwhogaveyoumyOKCname?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Oh snap. I just rode up to a Swadian castle, hoping that the lord there would accept some tribute from me in exchange for leaving me in peace so I could use their land as safe haven and operating base for raids on the Rhodoks and forest/mountain bandits.

    I got my audience and when I told the lord of the castle that I wished to make peace with Swadia, he said, "Do you? Trip on your sword, then, and give us all some peace."

    you got told, son

    Well the Rhodoks were more receptive to my offer, so the joke's on them. That guy just fucked his kingdom over big time.

    stylin', profilin' / we keeps it in the family like Italians :whistle:

    desc on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hey, anybody want to play some LoL?

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man, all this Android fragmentation is getting really annoying. I really hope Google starts doing something about it. We don't need 3 goddamn Android stores, Amazon and Verizon. :x

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I miss having laundry inside my own unit

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What no one tells you is that we pick mods based on sound pop-culture views. Well, I guess except for this post where I tell you.

    You can tell a lot from somebody by their taste in media.

    That's why my OKC profile is just a list of movies and nothing else.
    White Chicks Black Dicks vol. 11, White Chicks Black Dicks vol. 12...
    as long as he doesn't list volume 10

    that one was just a mess

    Elendil on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Looking for two electronic music videos people posted in [chat] in past:

    a) Asian girls leaving kiss marks everywhere, on other people, etc, as sort of a love plague

    b) band setup with the female singer in a black bodysuit, various dancers in purple and silver bikinis.

    Also looking for general recommendations, because I want something a bit more coherent than my usual fare of MOS/Hed Kandi compilations.

    Arivia on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So my mom's been dead 1 year 4 months and 17 days.

    He has a girlfriend. He takes her to my mom's nephew's house who is suffering from an illness that has cause him to lose most mobility in his limbs. Without asking if it was okay beforehand. And apparently he tells them he's gonna be marrying her. Never mentioned this shit to me or my sister.

    Fucking lame.

    I think it's booze time [chat]!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    you're gonna need to be patient, arivia

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2010
    My fake internet girlfriend is so awesome.

    Elki on
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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know... I was just thinking.

    The Game/Music/Application torrenting/pirating scene is actually kind of impressive when you consider that it relies entirely on civilians to maintain the library of what's available.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so, out of 60 people in this program, only 2 were selected for an interview. it's for a very large national CPA firm, and I've never been so proud of myself. here's hoping I can follow through

    tyrannus on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sexy

    sorry about torpedoing your game with stealing your players to play Dread

    but Dread was super-awesome broseph

    nah it's cool it was short notice and all, tuesday was just not working out for anyone

    And Dread sounds awesome.

    most intense tabletop RPG i have ever played

    Pony, I don't want to be closed-minded about diceless rpgs, but jenga rpg somehow makes me skeptical.

    You work sales: nutshell this one for me.

    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    Pony on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Oh snap. I just rode up to a Swadian castle, hoping that the lord there would accept some tribute from me in exchange for leaving me in peace so I could use their land as safe haven and operating base for raids on the Rhodoks and forest/mountain bandits.

    I got my audience and when I told the lord of the castle that I wished to make peace with Swadia, he said, "Do you? Trip on your sword, then, and give us all some peace."

    you got told, son

    Well the Rhodoks were more receptive to my offer, so the joke's on them. That guy just fucked his kingdom over big time.

    stylin', profilin' / we keeps it in the family like Italians :whistle:

    What

    Are you trying to imply something about my mother

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sexy

    sorry about torpedoing your game with stealing your players to play Dread

    but Dread was super-awesome broseph

    nah it's cool it was short notice and all, tuesday was just not working out for anyone

    And Dread sounds awesome.

    most intense tabletop RPG i have ever played

    Pony, I don't want to be closed-minded about diceless rpgs, but jenga rpg somehow makes me skeptical.

    You work sales: nutshell this one for me.

    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    complex, jargon-laden bureaucratic forms are my kink, you heteronormative piece of shit

    Organichu on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu you are one of my favorite posters

    Easily top three

    :^:

    Res on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i realized with tabletop RPGs i want as little mechanics as possible without it just being fully random and arbitrary

    the Jenga tower of Dread works perfect in this regard on multiple levels. It's not random, it requires skill and clever thinking, it has intrinsic pacing values as the inevitable outcome of continued success is increased probability of catastrophic failure, but that catastrophic failure causes a "reprieve" effect as a fresh tower is built for the survivors.

    Pony on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sexy

    sorry about torpedoing your game with stealing your players to play Dread

    but Dread was super-awesome broseph

    nah it's cool it was short notice and all, tuesday was just not working out for anyone

    And Dread sounds awesome.

    most intense tabletop RPG i have ever played

    Pony, I don't want to be closed-minded about diceless rpgs, but jenga rpg somehow makes me skeptical.

    You work sales: nutshell this one for me.

    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    complex, jargon-laden bureaucratic forms are my kink, you heteronormative piece of shit

    organichu make love to me

    Pony on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    Oh wait you're actually serious at sales, okay.

    Let's say that that's not my main source of interest in rpgs, no. Let's say I'm more concerned about imagining one iconic freeze frame for a character and embellishing from there through gameplay. Is Jenga the delivery for that?

    desc on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    for the past eight months i've been heavily looking into diceless RPG systems and systems with as few numbers (or in the case of Dread, none!) as possible

    so things like Amber and Dread and Marvel Super-Heroes and so on

    i mean i love M&M/DCA and all but i've realized that my days of having the patience to fuck around with maths and shit is so far gone

    Pony on
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    So how is [chat] doing today? It finally stopped raining here :(

    Cokebotle on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sexy

    sorry about torpedoing your game with stealing your players to play Dread

    but Dread was super-awesome broseph

    nah it's cool it was short notice and all, tuesday was just not working out for anyone

    And Dread sounds awesome.

    most intense tabletop RPG i have ever played

    Pony, I don't want to be closed-minded about diceless rpgs, but jenga rpg somehow makes me skeptical.

    You work sales: nutshell this one for me.

    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    complex, jargon-laden bureaucratic forms are my kink, you heteronormative piece of shit

    you're so jewish

    Nerdgasmic on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sexy

    sorry about torpedoing your game with stealing your players to play Dread

    but Dread was super-awesome broseph

    nah it's cool it was short notice and all, tuesday was just not working out for anyone

    And Dread sounds awesome.

    most intense tabletop RPG i have ever played

    Pony, I don't want to be closed-minded about diceless rpgs, but jenga rpg somehow makes me skeptical.

    You work sales: nutshell this one for me.

    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    complex, jargon-laden bureaucratic forms are my kink, you heteronormative piece of shit

    organichu make love to me

    oh god, the breadth of your shoulders- all your points must be in strength and durability

    tell me my expected family contribution

    fuck, whisper the ways in which my income is subject to double taxation

    Organichu on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    look, let's face the facts

    do you actually like the fact that RPG character sheets look like god damn tax forms

    Oh wait you're actually serious at sales, okay.

    Let's say that that's not my main source of interest in rpgs, no. Let's say I'm more concerned about imagining one iconic freeze frame for a character and embellishing from there through gameplay. Is Jenga the delivery for that?

    absofuckinglutely

    okay so, in Dread when you are making an action with potentially catastrophic consequences for yourself (or possibly the story in general), the GM challenges you to "pull"

    so you pull a block from the tower, and you put it on top, ala a normal game of Jenga

    if you pull and place without toppling the tower, you succeed
    if you refuse to pull, or if you start pulling but then stop, you fail but in a non-catastrophic fashion
    if you pull and the tower topples, you die (or are otherwise removed from play, or in some instances it makes things worse for everyone)

    notice how those just describe outcomes and not events?

    that's where the narrative between you and the GM comes in. a catastrophic failure of a tower collapse could be hundreds of things depending on what you are doing, etc. etc.

    it doesn't tell you "It does 14 points of damage and you are now Stunned"

    it's

    SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS

    and now you're dead

    what happened?

    how did you die?

    this is where the description and narrative come in

    Pony on
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